Pitch Perfect 3 Page #5

Like gho-o-osts,

they want me

To make 'em all, all, all

They won't let go,

ex's and oh's.

- (song ends)

- (cheering and applause)

ANNOUNCER :

Thank you, Saddle Up.

And now, one of the hottest

new groups on the scene.

They are Evermoist.

(cheering and applause)

Evermoist?

Who came up with that name?

(groans)

My bum crack's a bit dry.

Does anyone have

an Evermoist towelette?

(Chicago sighs)

My grandma's in a band

right now. Nevermoist.

Oh, God.

(playing up-tempo

pop-rock intro)

Step one, take his pictures

off the wall

Getting myself up

after the fall, the fall

I'll be better off

after all

When the pain's

a hundred proof

There are ways

to change the mood

It's good,

getting it like I should

Mr. What's-His-Name,

but they're all the same

Mr. What's-His-Name

I'm gonna smile

when it hurts

Going out tonight

with all of my girls

Party till I can't

see straight

This is how a heart.

Wow, they can really shred.

They're better

than Saddle Up even.

Yeah, okay.

So they're pretty

and polished and sexy

and, like.

I don't know, I was just

listing stuff, and now I'm sad.

Hey, you guys are up next.

- Oh.

- Good.

- Great.

- I'm glad.

(playing guitar solo)

I'm gonna find someone new

Somebody who'll love me

the way you loved you

Can't you tell

I'll be okay?

This is how a heart

un, unbreaks.

(cheering and applause)

CALAMITY :

Thank you so much.

We are Evermoist.

(cheering)

ANNOUNCER :

Oh, wow!

Who doesn't want to see that

on "Salute the Troops"

- next week, huh? Keep it going.

- (cheering)

Whoo!

- Hey.

- Hey. How y'all doing?

Uh, we are Evermoist.

ANNOUNCER :

And now,

an a cappella group

with a few YouTube clicks.

So, put your hands together

for the Bellas.

(scattered applause)

GAIL :
The Bellas reunited

finally onstage.

They're gonna rock these troops

with their mouth music.

And, as predicted, Gail,

the Bellas are in

over their heads,

lost in a sea of seamen.

Up with it, girl,

rock with it, girl

- Bellas!

- Show them it, girl, bada-bum-bum

Bounce with it, girl,

dance with it, girl

Get with it, girl,

bada-bum-bum

Come on, come on,

turn the radio on

It's Friday night

and it won't be long

Gotta do my hair,

put my makeup on

It's Friday night

and it won't be long

- Till I hit the dance floor

- Bada-bum

- Hit the dance floor

- Bada-bum

I got all I need

No, I ain't got cash,

I ain't got cash

- But I got you, baby

- Just you and me

Baby, I don't need dollar

bills to have fun tonight

I love cheap thrills

Baby, I don't need

Dollar bills

to have fun tonight

I love cheap thrills

I don't need no money

You worth more than diamond,

more than gold

As long as I keep dancing

Free up yourself,

get out of control

Me and you, girl,

you and me

Drop it to the floor, make me

see your energy because

Me no play no hide-and-seek

Wanna see the thing you have

that make me feel weak, girl

I don't need no money

You worth more than diamond,

more than gold

As long as I can

feel the beat

Make the beat

just take control

I don't need no money

More than diamond,

more than gold

As long as I keep dancing

Free up yourself,

get out of control

- Baby.

- Baby, I don't need

Dollar bills

to have fun tonight

- I love cheap thrills

- Baby, I don't need

- Dollar bills to have fun tonight

- Cheap thrills

- I love cheap thrills

- Hey.

I don't need no money

You worth more than diamonds,

more than gold

As long as I can

feel the beat

Go on and make the beat

just take control

I don't need no money

You worth more than diamonds,

more than gold

As long as I keep dancing

Free up yourself,

get out of.

- ("Taps" bugle call playing)

- JOHN and GAIL : Oh!

GAIL :

Tough blow. What was that?

JOHN :

That, my friend, was "Taps"

from the back of the house.

Salute, salute.

We have to salute.

Stand at attention.

This is "Taps."

JOHN :

It's to honor fallen soldiers,

and tonight,

it's the fallen Bellas.

GAIL :
Look at this. Those girls

don't even know what to do.

(chuckling):

They look like idiots.

This is the best thing

for the movie.

(laughing):

It couldn't be better.

Should we be considering

using instruments?

- Is that crazy?

- (Aubrey laughing)

Oh, that's so funny.

You know, I'm gonna pretend

that you didn't just say that

so we can still be friends.

CHLOE :
If we had drums,

then we wouldn't need Lilly,

and if we had bass,

then we wouldn't need me.

And we're still not clear

why Jessica and Ashley

are even here.

D-Did they just say our names?

Don't be stupid.

AUBREY :

You know what? I have an idea.

We just need to show DJ Khaled

that we are different

and better than all

of those other bands, you know?

I think we did great.

I just think the horn

cut our vibe.

- True that. (clicks tongue)

- (door opens)

All right, ladies.

Pick up your tits.

We're going out.

CHLOE :

What do you mean, "going out"?

EMILY :
What do you mean,

what do I mean?

- We just sucked balls in front of DJ Khaled.

- Hmm?

- Listening.

- He's staying at that fancy

casino hotel

across the street, okay?

I say we all get up,

we get dressed,

we go over there, and we show

him that we are not a joke.

Emily, I can't believe

that a half-decent idea

came out of your dumb mouth.

- Thank you.

- Okay?

- So let's get tarted up and.

- CHLOE :
Tatted up?

- Tarted. Yeah, yeah, tarted up.

- It sounds like "tatted up."

- She means "tatted."

- She's the caramel tart.

She's a chocolate tart.

You're the vanilla tart.

Thanks, babe.

Mm.

- Oh, "tarted."

- Oh, "tarted." "Tarted."

If it's easier,

we'll just say "slutty."

- Okay, let's get slutty.

- We'll dress slutty.

- Let's get slutty.

- Okay, great.

- For attention.

- Let's do it.

Let's aca-rock this.

- Yes. - Ooh.

- Like music industry slutty.

(overlapping chatter)

Way up, way up,

we gonna go

Way up, way up

Let's make it go

way up, way up

I want to know,

are you with me?

- Are you ready? - Yeah!

- Let's go, ladies! Come on!

- (whooping)

- My time on top

Okay, ladies.

I think we should split up.

Divide and conquer.

- You ready?

- Mm-hmm. - Okay. - Yes.

- Let's rock it.

- Vmonos.

- Lilly, come with me.

- Yeah.

Let's go this way.

(indistinct chatter)

We've been expecting you.

Please be our guest

in the high-roller VIP room.

Naturally.

My time on top.

Yay! (chuckles)

(whooping, excited chatter)

I bet it all on 21.

The minimum bet

is a thousand dollars.

Oh, okay, well,

do you happen to have.

seven ATM machines?

I'll stake her.

Hello, Sunshine.

Daddy.

General Douglas.

What an honor.

- General.

- Good to see you.

- There's that guy. Hide.

- What?

Why are we hiding?

I don't know.

Dude, what is.

What is this about?

What are you guys doing?

BOTH :

Nothing.

Ain't that Mr. Eye Contact?

EMILY :

He knows Khaled, right?

We should follow him.

Okay, legacy, come on.

You guys, act normal, casual.

(sighs) Here we go.

- Great idea.

- AMY'S FATHER :
Patricia,

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