Pitch Perfect 3 Page #6

you know how worried

I've been about you?

You shouldn't have run away.

You should've talked to me.

About what, the C-4 explosives

I found in the cereal box?

Or what about the time

you smuggled drugs

in Sir Bounce-a-lot

and I had to see him

get torn apart by custom agents

right in front of me?

Sweetheart,

it was my profession.

What, being dodgy?

Well, that's one word for it.

I mean, yeah, I was a criminal,

but I'm different now.

How'd you even find me?

Well, what do you mean?

I've been in hiding.

Ah, my darling girl,

I've known where

you've been for years.

Uh, it's impossible for you

not to stand out in a crowd.

Yeah, why do I have to be

so brilliant

at every single thing I do?

Here, look.

I've always kept this photo

of you and me

close to my heart.

We used to play together.

We used to sing together.

We used to be a team.

- None of this is happening, okay?

- But-but.

No "but, but, but." No!

But. darling.

(grunts)

I'm getting old, Sunshine.

I want to be a part

of your life.

Please.

You always do this.

- What?

- I'm not falling for it.

- Not this time.

- What.? Now, now.

Patricia, stop!

Please, Patricia,

don't leave again.

No, wait, darling.

- Stay with me, fellas.

- Huh? - Hey.

(microphone feedback squeals)

Everybody needs

a little time away

I heard her say

From each other

Even lovers need a holiday

Far away

From each other

Please, Patricia.

Come back.

Don't make me keep singing.

(elevator bell dings)

- Act cool.

- You be cool.

- We got this.

- This is big as a house.

CYNTHIA ROSE :

Okay. Mm-hmm.

Hey.

- Beca.

- Hey. Oh, what are you doing here?

- I was waiting for you.

- I don't. That's weird.

I saw you hiding

behind the bushes.

No, I don't think so.

This is a really popular

jumpsuit

and hairstyle,

so that wasn't.

- Oh.

- You know what?

I see what's happened.

This is not my friend

Lenny's suite.

That's embarrassing.

Oh, no, it's, uh,

DJ Khaled's suite.

- Is it? - (others gasping)

- Yeah.

Oh, I had no idea.

We're throwing a.

a little party for him,

if he decides to show.

You guys should hang out.

You want to hang out?

- Twist my arm. We'll do it.

- Yeah.

Well, let's go.

I'll give you a tour.

- Great. - Yeah.

- All right, come this way.

Uh, Khaled, right now he's, uh,

into this kind of feng shui,

so he has a specific kind

of arrangement

to maximize his chi.

And, oh, Sunburst here

is Khaled's juiceologist.

Ah, Theo, pardon my zesting.

Would you like a beet juice?

Your glands look frustrated.

In my country,

beet juice was reserved

for the king.

DJ Khaled is the king

of the beats.

You know, like the.

Beat King, 'cause he's the.

Oh, honey, that was.

we didn't like that at all.

THEO :

It's awful. I know.

Um, can you explain this,

uh, terrifying situation?

- What? What, my. the face?

- Not your face.

- Um, the thing behind you.

- Oh, the apiary.

- Hmm.

- Oh, right, yeah, no, this is, uh, a portable beehive

that Sunburst uses

to harvest natural honey.

Doesn't seem like a disaster

waiting to happen.

Yes, it can be.

Oh, Beca,

I got to show you something.

You're gonna love this.

Sure.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- Let's do it.

- I'll bring her right back.

Oh. yeah, just her.

Just borrow her for a second.

Whatever.

Ooh. Is that an AKG C-24?

Yes, it certainly is.

Incredibly rare.

Madonna, Beyonc, Joan Baez.

Oh, I'm happy for them.

That's nice.

(chuckles) Yeah,

the boss likes to be ready

for whenever inspiration

strikes him,

- so we have this setup here.

- Sure.

Yeah, must be good to be

really, really, really rich.

Yeah.

You want to give it a go?

- No.

- No?

Couldn't possibly.

Ooh.

(through speakers):

We're coming to you live.

- (normal):
Oh, that's nice.

- Oh, we should've recorded that.

Oh, she's a beaut.

- What's this?

- Oh, this is just.

Khaled has a.

a little loop going.

- You want to hear it?

- Okay.

(simple beat playing)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh

Eh, eh

Eh

Eh, eh

Eh

Hey

Eh

(vocals layering):

Oh, oh, oh, oh

- Eh

- Oh, oh, oh, oh

- Eh

- Eh, eh, eh, eh

- Eh, eh, eh, eh

- Eh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

- Eh

- Oh, oh, oh, oh

- Eh

- Eh, eh, eh, eh

Eh

- Oh, oh, oh, oh

- (phone ringing)

- Eh

- Oh, oh, oh, oh

I got to, uh. I'm sorry.

- Khaled.

- Oh, okay. I.

- Yeah? I'll be right back.

- Do you want me to.

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Carry on.

- Okay.

- Carry on. That's okay.

- I wasn't gonna leave anyway.

- I'll be honest with you.

- Yeah, just destroy everything.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Eh

- Eh, eh, eh, eh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

- Eh

- Oh, oh, oh, oh

- AMY :
Dad!

- (laughing)

I knew that song would get you.

- Whoo-hoo!

- Oh, yeah.

- (laughing)

- (grunts)

(laughing):

That's my girl.

I can't wait.

We'll travel the world

in my yacht,

stop at all your favorite

places. the Atlantic Ocean,

- the Pacific Ocean.

- That would be great!

But I'm in the middle

of a tour right now.

But that's perfect.

I'll finally be able

to see one

of your performances.

Dad, you've never come

to any of my performances.

Sweetheart, I've changed.

It's not the first time

I've heard that.

But you're still my little

Turnip Top, aren't you?

I promise I won't

screw it up this time.

MAN :
General Posen and I

were wrapping up

a, uh, clandestine operation.

In fact, I've just come

from our classified briefing.

Oh, my God, so you were just

with Aubrey's dad?

He was so excited

to see your show.

It's just too bad

that he can't make it.

- EMILY :
Oh.

- Oh.

Oh, that's okay.

- Yeah, it's-it's really okay.

- No, that's okay.

- It's totally fine. You know, he's a busy man.

- Uh-huh.

- That's right.

- And my dad always said,

"Expect finite disappointment,

and remember,

there's always more

where that came from."

- (screams)

- Oh, my God, Aubrey!

(frantic chatter and screaming)

- (gasps)

- (screams)

(bees buzzing)

(screaming)

Someone open a window!

- What is wrong with this door?

- I don't know!

(grunts) Stand down!

- (gasping)

- Oh.

(over headphones):

Eh

- Eh

- Oh, oh, oh, oh

(bee buzzing)

(elevator bell dings)

(screaming, frantic chatter)

Checkmate, Bellas.

Checkmate.

Oh, hey.

Heard you all really, uh,

lit it up last night.

(laughs)

That's a great joke.

- It's really funny.

- CALAMITY :
Like a phoenix

rising from the ashes,

only a really sad version

where there's no phoenix

and just ash.

(Amy laughing)

(coughing)

(Amy retches)

(coughing)

(retches)

- (spits)

- (Aubrey groans)

Sorry, I forgot where we were

in the conversation.

Next time, when you're trying

to impress DJ Khaled,

try to have some dignity.

Uh, we never do anything

with dignity, so.

Hey, where'd you go last night?

What, uh, you mean

when you were burning down

the hotel?

Dude, where were you?

Okay. I was with my father,

all right?

Wait, your dad?

He's been trying

to track me down for years,

and last night, he found me.

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