Pitch Perfect 3 Page #7

Why are you running from him?

I wish my dad

would pay attention to me.

Because my dad

wasn't a very nice man.

So, when I was 18,

I had to run away,

which was a real b*tch

because of the chafing.

And now he has found me,

and I don't know what to think.

I mean, I-I think that's

amazing, and so should you.

I mean, it-it's.

it's a crazy thing.

He's finally found you

after all these years?

Now you can rekindle

the relationship,

and-and it could be

even stronger than it was.

And maybe he was not

a very nice guy before,

but maybe he is now,

and maybe he's amazing

- and wonderful and he wants.

- Okay, Emily, you are so shrill

- and inarticulate!

- No, no!

- (frantic chatter)

- (cell phone ringing)

Hello? Oh, it's Stacie.

Stacie! Stacie's calling me

on FaceTime.

- You guys! Stop. Get over here.

- What, Stacie?

- Oh, hello?

- Wait. Right over here.

- Oh, hi, hi, hi.

- You guys! - Guys!

- Oh! - Hi.

- Stace!

- Where are you?

- Stacie, it's going terrible here.

Yeah, we getting our asses

handed to us.

Guys, I had the baby.

(Chloe gasps)

- What?

- Aw.

He's so cute.

She's a girl.

Oh, okay, then average.

CHLOE :

What's her name?

Baby Fat Amy

or Baby Fat Patricia.

- You can choose.

- No, no, listen.

I know I've always been

your favorite.

- (overlapping chatter)

- Guys.

I named her Bella.

- (gasps)

- Aw.

- See? - That is adorable.

- Oh, that's perfect.

- That. Okay.

- STACIE :
I love you guys.

- We love you. We love you so much.

- We miss you.

- You guys.

- (gasping)

- She's so cute.

- (overlapping chatter)

Guys, can we stop trying

to win this tour

and just sing together?

I mean, that's why

we're all here, right?

Yeah. (chuckles)

But also, let's still try

and win this thing

because I don't know

how else to live.

- Ciao, Bellas.

- (Chloe gasps)

Who wants to go to Italy?

Four countries in four days.

- One, two.

- And then DJ Khaled will announce

the winner when we arrive

in France. Let's do this!

(vocalizing intro to Flo Rida's

"I Don't Like It, I Love It")

I don't like it

I love it, love it, love it

- Uh-oh

- Uh-oh

So good it hurts

'Cause I don't want it

I gotta, gotta have it

- Uh-oh

- Uh-oh

I can't find the words,

I just go

(vocalizing upbeat melody)

JOHN :
Well, these Bellas

actually seem

to be enjoying

themselves, Gail.

GAIL :
I think

it's possible the Bellas

could be picked by DJ Khaled.

JOHN :
You can say that again,

and I hope you won't.

GAIL :
Well, the soldiers

are loving them.

JOHN :
Let's see if you can

keep this up, girls.

All night, let me group ya

Dance with me,

turn down for who, girl?

Another runner help us

step the moves up, yeah

Bet that round

need a measure or ruler

Celebrate life

and I'll pay for it

That Cavalli nice

next to my Tom Ford

Yeah, party all night,

let's all aboard

- Let's all aboard, all aboard

- Whoo, whoo

I don't like it, I love it

And them other girls,

they can't touch it

Competition,

that's a whole nother subject

I want to walk it out

in public

You a star, baby,

just go, let's go

To the mansion

or the condo, let's go

Perfect time,

gotta let it flow

You know I'm watching,

I'm watching

- Oh

- I don't like it

I love it, love it, love it

- Uh-oh

- GAIL :
Catch me!

Everybody, catch me!

(laughs) I got a little bit

of your panties,

but who hasn't?

(laughter)

- JOHN :
Catch me.

- Yeah! - (cheering)

When I can't find the words,

I just go

(vocalizing upbeat melody)

CALAMITY :

We honestly just

are really appreciative

for this opportunity.

We can meet DJ Khaled

any time you want.

Yeah, no, absolutely.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

he-he's watching you guys.

Oh, yeah

Hey.

I don't like it

No, I love it.

I don't like it

but I love it

Ow!

Yeah.

I don't like it

No, I love it

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah

I don't like it

No, I love it.

(cheering and applause)

Bellas! Make some noise

for Bellas out there! Whoo!

What a fitting swan song

for the Barden Bellas.

Yes, and as these young women

approach 30

and cease to be of value

as human beings,

perhaps this

is the bittersweet memory

they will take

into the bar with them.

(French pop song playing)

CHICAGO :
Okay,

welcome to the South of France.

We wanted to do something

kind of special for you guys.

- (Bellas oohing and aahing)

- Wow.

This feels like a group date

on The Bachelor.

Oh, it's just so beautiful.

Yeah, thank you.

Not free.

Got it.

Hey. (chuckles)

Um, hey, I just wanted to say

thank you for. for this.

- Oh.

- And for looking out for us on this trip.

And protecting

the United States. always.

It's my pleasure.

Must be kind of lonely,

always being away

from your family,

- being in a different place.

- Yeah.

But being in the Army

is kind of like

having a second family,

you know.

Well, yeah, of course you know.

I mean, you guys come together

for your tour,

and when it's over,

you go your separate ways.

But you're always gonna

be there for each other, right?

I mean, you're never

really alone.

Wow, that was really cheesy.

No. (chuckles)

I liked it.

You okay?

Oh, yeah. (chuckles)

Of course.

Don't hide your feelings

from me.

- We're like sisters, Aubrey.

- (chuckles)

It is "Aubrey," isn't it?

Mm-hmm.

Well, to be totally honest,

my dad was supposed to come

to see us perform tomorrow,

and I heard

that he can't make it.

And he's never actually

heard me sing with the Bellas,

and now maybe

he never will, so.

Dad? He's here!

What? Where?

That's my dad's yacht,

the Fat Dingo B*tch.

That's what he always

used to call my mum.

- Oh.

- Obviously, he's come

to see me perform

in our last ever show!

My dad came!

Must feel aca-amazing.

(yelling excitedly)

CYNTHIA ROSE :
They gotta be

close to making a decision.

They film the special

with DJ Khaled tomorrow.

And he needs an opening act.

EMILY :

Oh, look who it is.

Did you guys see the way

they got off stage yesterday?

They literally went out

of their way

not to congratulate us.

They clearly just see us

as a threat.

- Oh, sh*t!

- Oh, my God.

- You are so weird.

- Wow. Sometimes.

That's not fair.

You seem very nice.

Can I borrow you for a second?

- Yeah, great.

- Yeah? Come on.

- Great.

- You want to hold hands?

- Nope.

- Cool.

Where are we going?

You remember when you

burnt down DJ Khaled's room?

- No, that was not.

- No?

- I don't remember that.

- Back in Spain?

- No.

- You were looking for Lenny,

hiding behind the bushes,

released the bees.

No, I think that.

that was my sister.

I hate her. What?

DJ Khaled wants to meet you.

- Why?

- Hey, boss.

Theo, my guy.

Magical ears.

- Beca.

- H-Hello.

- How beautiful.

- Oh, thank you.

- So nice to meet you.

- ASAP!

Need a drink for Beca, ASAP!

Have a seat.

Make yourself at home.

BECA :

Oh, my God.

- Thank you.

- Just.

- Yeah.

- Here you go, mademoiselle.

Thank you.

I hope you like cherries.

Beca, have you been talking

to my guy, Theo?

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