Planes Page #5
You do know this is a race, right?
(LAUGHING)
- That's a good one, boss.
- (SHIVERS)
Excuse me, how much does
a snow plow weigh?
Je ne sais pas. I do not know.
Enough to break the ice.
I am El Chupacabra.
- Ah. You are the snow plow, oui?
- You could say that, yes.
- And I am the ice?
- Yes.
Cold, frozen and lifeless?
No, I... It sounds better in Spanish.
(LAUGHS) Why don't you go
plow yourself, El Chu-toy?
She is like an angel.
CHUG:
(ON RADIO) This is PropwashJunction to Dusty Crophopper.
I read you, Chug.
So what's it like
racing with the big dogs, Duster?
- Man!
- I had icicles hanging off my sprayer.
- All right!
And I nearly smashed
into a 10-story iceberg.
Awesome!
Yeah, "awesome" is not quite
the word that I would use
to describe a gruesome
near-death experience.
You hang in there, buddy.
There's nothing better than dying
while doing what you love most.
DOTTIE:
(SIGHS) That's gonna makehim feel a lot better.
Dusty, just like when
the Jolly Wrenches
were up in the Aleutians
the air down close to the sea
has more moisture,
which is why you took on ice.
- You gotta try to fly higher.
- Great.
SKIPPER:
The good news istomorrow's leg goes through
It's all about agility,
so it's your chance to move up.
And remember, it's not speed
that wins races, it's skill.
(EXCLAIMING IN DISTRESS)
BULLDOG:
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!I'm blinded. I can't see.
of an incident in the skies over
Germany involving one of the racers.
for more information.
Bulldog, the legendary flyer from
the UK, is in tremendous danger.
It looks like he's flying blind,
losing speed, losing altitude...
Wait! It's Racer Number 7, Crophopper,
- What's he doing?
- Bulldog, apply your left aileron.
- Okay.
Stop roll.
- Now, quick, pull up.
- Got it.
Harder, harder!
Slight roll right. Good!
Whoa! Big castle!
Pull up! Hard roll right!
Stop roll.
BULLDOG:
Are you still there?DUSTY:
I'm right here.PA ANNOUNCER:
Achtung! We havea mayday! Clear the runway!
Achtung! Clear the runway!
- Add power.
- Okay.
- Easy, now.
- Yes.
Good. Flaps down, lock them.
Careful.
Landing gear down.
Yeah, and locked.
Begin your flare.
Power back a little.
(GASPING)
Touchdown! Nicely done!
(CROWD CHEERING)
(PANTING)
Thanks for your help, matey.
I couldn't have done it without...
You? You saved me?
What did I tell you, boy?
Every plane for himself, right?
Where I come from, if you see someone
falling from the sky...
Yes, but this is a competition.
Now, you're dead last.
And I owe you my life.
(BULLDOG SOBBING)
Are you crying?
I don't cry, I'm British!
Thanks, matey.
Sure thing, Bulldog.
REPORTERS:
Bulldog!(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
RIPSLINGER:
Well, I gotta say,crop duster, you are a nice guy.
Hey. Thanks, Rip.
And we all know where nice guys finish.
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- Yeah!
(PLAYING POLKA MUSIC)
(INAUDIBLE)
(SIGHS)
Dead last.
You sad, you drink.
- Thanks. Great advice.
- (EL CHUPACABRA SNIFFLES)
At least you are not last
in the race for love.
Rochelle?
Her passion is, sadly, not for me.
(SOBS)
- Tough break, El Chu.
- (HORN HONKING)
Excuse me.
My name is Franz, and I am a huge fan.
- I have fans?
- Oh, no, no, no. Just me.
And I would like to say danke
for representing all us little planes.
Uh... You're a car.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I am
what you call a Flugzeugauto,
one of only six flying cars ever built!
- Whoa!
- Guten Tag, Herr Dusty.
I am Von Fliegenhozen.
Didn't you just say
your name was Franz?
Nein, nein, nein.
Franz is a guy with no spine
who is in charge
when we putter about the cobblestones.
In the air, I am in charge.
This guy needs to
get his head gasket checked.
Serious identity issues.
This from the one wearing a mask?
Touch.
We are both pulling for you, Herr Dusty.
Thanks for the support.
I need all the help I can get.
I have a humble suggestion.
Would you not be much faster
without the pipes and tank
and whatnot weighing you down?
My sprayer. Again?
Yeah.
Why carry around the extra weight?
The little crazy car is right.
Perhaps you need to start
thinking like a racer.
DUSTY:
This is reversible, right?Oh! Oh. Hey, you're being
careful down there, right?
Whoa. Ooh! Yep, that's cold.
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
So?
(CLEARS THROAT)
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
So, what do you think?
Wunderbar, Dusty.
Fantastico. (LAUGHS)
It is freeing, yes?
Yeah, you took the words
right out of my mouth.
(DUSTY EXCLAIMING IN DELIGHT)
Bye-bye, sprayer!
Thanks for everything, Franz...
Er, Von Fliegenhozen.
Guten luck, Herr Dusty.
BRENT:
it's our third legand we've already lost several
competitors to equipment failure.
COLIN:
But the real story here, Brent,is Dusty Crophopper.
Absolutely.
He's passing one flier after another.
BRENT:
That's right. This guywas built to dust crops,
but he's dusting the competition.
What's next, Colin?
COLIN:
Brent, this could beCrophopper's leg, all the way.
The racers will have to fly
under a hard ceiling of 1,000 feet.
Stay under the clouds and in the hills.
Number 20 is disqualified.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
BRENT:
What a move.COLIN:
incredible.- Look at that radial-G pass.
- Oh, yeah!
COLIN:
From last place,all the way up to eighth.
FEMALE REPORTER:
Mr. Ripslinger,you were built for racing.
RIPSLINGER:
Yeah! You know it.So how can a crop duster out-fly you?
- Wait, what?
- There he is!
Dusty!
- Wow!
- How do you keep up with the pros?
FEMALE REPORTER:
Did workingon the farm make you stronger?
MALE REPORTER:
Dusty! Why do you fly so low?
Why are they wasting their time
with him?
He's a tractor with wings.
Actually, it's a really
compelling underdog story.
It's like Rocky.
It's more like David and Goliath.
- Or Old Yeller.
- That's not an underdog story.
- Well, there's a dog in it.
- Enough!
Yeah, enough!
You know, they shot Old Yeller
at the end, you twits.
Oh! Spoiler alert!
Soon, we'll be overrun by every banner
tower, skywriter and air freighter
who thinks they can be one of us.
That farm boy forgot who he is
and where he came from.
He's not about to stop me
from making history.
Dusty, Dusty,
where did you learn to race?
From my coach, Skipper.
He's the reason I'm even here.
He's an amazing instructor.
And a great friend.
He flew dozens of missions
all around the world.
And I'm sure, if he could,
he'd be with us right now.
SPARKY:
Whoa, your enginesounds kind of rough.
Must be a mag misfire.
It's probably not a good night
for flying anyway.
- Okay. Come back soon.
- Hey, you got anything new?
I'm glad you asked.
I'm now selling these one-of-a-kind
Dusty commemorative mugs.
Huh?
BOTH:
Whoa!(OVER RADIO)
This is Dusty Crophopper calling...
- I'll be back in 10.
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