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the world's leading jewellers,

and as the imminent engagement

of Prince Zafran...

I should stop you

right there, sir.

The engagement is pure speculation.

It's a secret, I get it.

But we would like to

arrange a private viewing

of our latest coloured diamond

collection for the prince.

Sorry, did you say you that

you were one of

the world's leading jewellers?

That's correct. Clients such as...

Sir, if there is to be

a royal wedding,

only the best jeweller would be required.

Perhaps Mr Riald is in a better position

to make that decision.

When's he back?

Possibly this Saturday, but he could...

I'll call back then, thank you.

Right, Riald's not in Brunei and his P.A.

won't connect anyone to him.

- And that's good?

- That is good.

Have you an image?

Yeah, picture's up.

All right, Yatesey, do the fan.

Good morning, AMA Dablam.

How may I direct your call?

I would like to speak to

Head of international Sales.

Certainly, sir. Your name?

Mustafa Riald, private secretary to

His Excellency, Prince Zafran of Brunei.

Just putting you

through now, sir.

This is Steve Dawson.

Mr Dawson, I wonder if you could

be of assistance.

Sir, I can barely hear you.

Apologies. I am speaking from

satellite phone on the Royal Jet.

How can I help you, sir?

Do you know that Prince Zafran will be

announcing his engagement shortly?

- No, no. I did not know that.

- Good.

It is confidential.

I assume your discretion is assured?

Our business is built on trust, sir.

That is why we have chosen AMA Dablam

for His Royal Highness to consider

an engagement gift

and perhaps even the wedding rings.

Sir, it would be an honour.

Any piece in particular?

We expect a private viewing of your recent

coloured diamond collection.

Of course. Are you in Miami?

No. We will shortly be in London

for a two day visit.

We would like to arrange

a private viewing there.

The Royal Jet and staff will be

at your disposal.

Well, the thing is, Mr Riald...

if it's a problem we would

consider another jeweller.

I'll make it happen.

Very good. I will call you tomorrow morning

at 8:
00 a.m. and arrange everything.

- Hi there.

- Can I help you?

Ls this baby available

for charter to London?

She can go to Iraq if the money's right.

We promised him

the Royal Jet. We'll need staff.

So, find them.

And do us all a favour.

This is the modelling capital of America.

So?

So make sure they're not dogs.

I, uh, like what I see.

And you like what you touch.

I guarantee they give happy ending!

Yeah.

Uh, I just need them to be hostesses.

You know, polite, smile, not say too much.

And, uh,

it's quite important they don't do

happy endings.

OK, we got his jet and the staff.

Now we need authentic costumes and decor.

Uh, I should probably do that guys.

I'm writing my dissertation

on Middle Eastern culture.

Middle Eastern?

Brunei's next to Malaysia, you bell end.

We'll need transport

back in London.

- Needs to be fit for a prince.

- I'm on it.

Looks like I'm in line for a big commish

from the Brunei royal family.

Doing a showing in London shortly.

London? Wow, I'd love to go there.

Well, maybe we could arrange an extra seat?

Get you out of accounts and onto

the front line with the big dogs.

You can do that for me?

Yeah. A pretty face never hurt a sale.

Sam, how's Miami?

How'd you get this number?

You think I wouldn't keep an eye

on my investment?

So what are you doing out there?

I hope you're not thinking of running

away from your responsibilities.

I'm working on a way to get your money.

How is the water?

Well, make sure you work hard.

I'd hate for anything to happen

to your new girlfriend.

Tariq tells me she is quite beautiful.

Did she enjoy her swim?

Sam, hey! This is Tariq.

Tariq, this is Sam.

You OK?

Yeah, fine. Tariq's over from London.

He wanted to know what's good to eat.

I was telling him about that burger place.

I want to know where is best place

in Miami to find a good restaurant.

I could ask anyone on the beach,

but I choose her.

She is a very beautiful lady.

If I cut her face, maybe not so much, huh?

Doesn't bother me,

I can f*** her from behind.

This is best position for me anyway.

Put the f***ing razor down.

F*** you!

I want you to give my friend Sam

a reminder from his friend Marcel.

Tell Sam if he doesn't get Marcel

his money in three days,

very bad things will happen.

Not just to him,

but to the people he cares about.

Can you remember all that? Huh?

I see you soon. Huh?

You f***ing scumbag.

- Frankie...

- Don't touch me!

- Where are you going?

- To get some answers.

So how much do you owe him?

- What?

- Marcel.

How much money do you owe him?

Sam's told me everything,

but I want to hear it from you.

How much money do you owe to him?

- It's a couple of hundred...

- Two million.

Who is he?

Who the f*** is he?

Frankie, we don't know.

OK, that's the truth.

All we know is he's dangerous

and he wants his money.

Why do you owe him money?

Because we f***ed up.

You told her about Marcel?

I haven't said anything.

She said you did.

You fell for that?

You recruited me to pay off your debt?

Ls that what I am to you, Sam?

That's all anyone is to him, Frankie.

Don't feel special.

He did the same to me and RAF.

Did what?

Ever wondered why Prince Charming

always seems to know

exactly what you're thinking?

"Oh, he's so sensitive. He just gets me."

They hacked your email.

That's what they do.

How did you put it, Sam?

You needed to find something

you could exploit?

I'm guessing it was something juicy.

You gonna tell us what it was, Frankie?

Maybe he's just got a really big cock.

- Frankie?

- F*** off, Sam!

Aw, the one that got away.

Come here, you f***ing prick!

Sam!

You dug your own f***ing hole, Sam!

Back it up.

Calm the f*** down!

- This isn't over.

- Yeah, count on it.

C*nt.

F***ing nice one!

Frankie, come on.

Please, I just want to talk to you.

Let me explain.

Frankie, wait. Where are you going?

- To catch a flight.

- Please, don't go.

He said you needed something to exploit.

What did you find?

My dad, wasn't it?

And that story about your brother...

I made it up. F***.

What kind of a person does that, Sam?

Frankie, I liked you way before

any of this stuff ever happened...

F*** you!

Frankie, for what it's worth, I'm sorry.

No, it's not worth anything.

Yatesey!

Sam, calm down.

- Where is he?

- Calm the f*** down.

- Where the f*** is he?

- Calm down! OK? Calm.

OK, look, I'm sorry. OK?

Really f***ing sorry.

I am, about all of this.

But we've got a bigger problems

right now. Yeah?

Yatesey's a prick. OK?

Shown his true colours and after this,

we drop him like a stone.

But right now, we need him.

OK, Frankie can wait, mate.

Marcel won't.

OK?

Hello, Mr Riald's office.

Hi, there, this is Steve Dawson

from AMA Dablam.

I'm afraid

he's very busy at the moment.

I'll bet he's real busy

with the engagement of the prince, right?

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