Pledge This! Page #11

l don't care anymore.

1050

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Gamma Gamma can

kiss my butta butta.

1051

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No, no, no, no.

1052

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You can't quit, 'cause if you

Ieave now, then she wins.

1053

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Wait a minute.

1054

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Why are you taking our

side against her?

1055

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To hell with Victoria.

1056

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What about your addiction?

1057

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l'm cured.

1058

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l found somebody that l

care about so much more.

1059

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We're gonna kiss, aren't we?

1060

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God, l hope so.

1061

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- Oh, my little--

- Promise me something?

1062

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- Anything.

- No more pet names.

1063

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Think of it as step

one of your recovery.

1064

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# Because it's

gonna be beautiful #

1065

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The Kama Sutra was originally

written in Sanskrit...

1066

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by an indian man

called Vatsyayana...

1067

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whose name literally means

''split the bamboo.''

1068

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lmagine, if you will...

1069

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a young man and a young

woman like yourself...

1070

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in the full thrush of a passionate

intensely sexual embrace...

1071

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all being watched by Garuda,

the bird of Vishnu.

1072

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- As those juices...

- Hey, kristen.

1073

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Nice legs.

1074

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What time do they open?

1075

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Disgusting.

1076

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Dude! Great line!

1077

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Que pasa, mommy?

1078

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Trista, Morgan is a total freak.

1079

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She wants to remove her rib.

1080

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Ow, that must really hurt.

How do you know?

1081

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Because l'm IM'ing her right now.

1082

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Wow, that's so great.

1083

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How do you even know that?

1084

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Duh. NetZero, loser.

1085

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Miss English, l'm sorry,

are we bothering you?

1086

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Oh, not at all

Professor Milch'ik.

1087

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Just keep it soft and quiet.

1088

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Thanks.

1089

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Where was i?

1090

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Yes.

1091

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Fruition.

1092

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That woman is bringing that

man to fruition through a series

1093

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of very mysterious and intensely

complex moves called--

1094

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Mysterious? Complex?

1095

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Men are dogs.

1096

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Observe.

1097

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Lights, please.

1098

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Look who's teaching now.

1099

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You like that, don't you?

1100

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Bet you wish l was yours.

1101

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Hot, aren't i?

1102

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What do we have here?

1103

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A little bit of this.

1104

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Yeah.

1105

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And a little bit of that.

1106

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l'm making you

so hot right now.

1107

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Yeah.

1108

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l bet you really wish that

l was your girlfriend.

1109

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Too bad.

1110

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Mystery solved.

1111

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Now let's see what you

guys have learned.

1112

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You.

1113

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Me?

1114

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Come up here.

1115

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What do you want me to do?

1116

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Give it your best shot.

1117

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Okay, girls.

1118

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Here's to life on a

crappy-assed boat.

1119

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l think l'm having

the bed spins,

1120

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and not the good kind.

1121

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lt's the boat.

1122

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Our investment is being

tossed around like a mud hut...

1123

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i n m o n s o o n seas o n .

1124

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You'll get used to it.

1125

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l think l need to bow to

the porcelain goddess.

1126

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Sounds like she's

getting used to it.

1127

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She acts like she's never

been on a roller coaster...

1128

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with a bean burrito

in her belly.

1129

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Oh, crap.

1130

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l think l'm gonna

Iose my lunch.

1131

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Or taken a sip from

someone else's seven-up...

1132

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that they backwashed into.

1133

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Stop it, Gloria.

1134

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You're gonna make me hurl.

1135

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Ooh, you know what's

really gross?

1136

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When you take the

Iast sips of milk...

1137

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and then found out

there was chunks in it.

1138

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The FHM judges were

coming the next day...

1139

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and without those

geeky girls...

1140

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l wouldn't have my diversity.

1141

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l had to get them

back to Gamma.

1142

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So, of course, l

make Kristen do it.

1143

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You ready, Kristen?

1144

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l don't know, Victoria.

1145

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This is pretty f***ed up.

1146

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l invite these girls

into my house...

1147

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and they have zero appreciation

for anything l've done.

1148

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And, Kristen,

need l remind you...

1149

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that this entire thing

was your idea?

1150

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You know, normally, l

would ask Morgan to come.

1151

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But there's something

special about you...

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Kristen Haas.

1153

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Something special enough

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