Pledge This! Page #10

You could come back.

938

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Just think about it.

939

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50:15,033 -- 00:50:16,466

l'm feeling this sh*t.

940

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50:16,566 -- 00:50:18,625

l mean, metrosexuals

are where it's at.

941

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50:18,733 -- 00:50:20,428

''Queer Eye'' is the sh*t.

942

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50:20,533 -- 00:50:22,160

You got the queer

part down good.

943

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50:22,266 -- 00:50:23,699

Big time.

944

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50:26,066 -- 00:50:27,158

You know what?

945

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50:27,266 -- 00:50:28,756

Screw you guys, okay?

946

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50:28,866 -- 00:50:31,801

See who's laughing when l'm

getting laid in five minutes.

947

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50:31,900 -- 00:50:33,561

By a dude.

948

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50:33,666 -- 00:50:35,361

l think the shirt works.

949

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50:35,466 -- 00:50:37,491

There's no way

it's gonna work.

950

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Excuse me, could l

get an apple martini?

951

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Thanks.

952

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l'm Jessica.

953

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50:44,300 -- 00:50:45,392

Hey, Jessica.

954

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l'm Dax.

955

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Nice and fruity.

956

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50:50,333 -- 00:50:52,858

So have you

got a boyfriend?

957

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- No! No!

- l'm sorry, l thought you--

958

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No, see, l'm not, um...

959

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Um, l mean, l'm not

speaking to him right now.

960

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l caught him with another guy.

961

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51:10,666 -- 00:51:13,635

- Really?

- Yeah.

962

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Man, that sucks.

Guys can be such a**holes.

963

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You're preaching

to the choir, sister.

964

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The gay man's choir,

which l'm a member of.

965

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Can l ask you a

personal question?

966

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Ten inches, and that's

after a cold shower.

967

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51:30,833 -- 00:51:34,098

Have you ever been

with a woman?

968

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51:34,200 -- 00:51:35,667

Oh, l...

969

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51:49,233 -- 00:51:51,292

Have you ever kissed a girl?

970

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Here.

971

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l want you take this.

972

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51:55,500 -- 00:51:58,230

lt enhances sexual experience.

973

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You take it orally.

974

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That's right. l do.

975

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How does that feel?

976

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lt's okay.

977

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52:18,066 -- 00:52:20,933

lt doesn't feel wrong?

978

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Yeah, it does, but it's

the right kind of wrong.

979

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lt's okay.

980

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52:43,033 -- 00:52:44,762

l'll show you what to do.

981

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52:50,766 -- 00:52:52,199

Oh, wow.

982

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52:52,299 -- 00:52:54,598

You're really hard.

983

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52:54,700 -- 00:52:57,828

Oh, my God!

984

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52:57,933 -- 00:53:01,334

l've been living a lie!

985

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l'm a straight man trapped in a

gay, homosexual's fabulous body!

986

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53:07,533 -- 00:53:09,558

Set me free, child!

987

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53:09,666 -- 00:53:11,224

Set me free!

988

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53:11,333 -- 00:53:14,461

Hallelujah!

989

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53:14,566 -- 00:53:16,363

Victoria's dog is missing!

990

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53:16,466 -- 00:53:18,331

Victoria's dog is missing!

991

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Get the cock out of your mouth!

992

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53:20,066 -- 00:53:21,328

Gamsie?

993

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53:21,433 -- 00:53:22,593

Before it starts

running, right now!

994

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53:22,700 -- 00:53:23,689

Wait a second.

995

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53:23,799 -- 00:53:25,131

No, no. You can't go.

996

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53:25,233 -- 00:53:26,791

You gotta help me

figure out who l am!

997

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l still don't know

if l'm gay or not.

998

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l'm sorry. Maybe another time.

999

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53:29,633 -- 00:53:30,998

No, don't go.

1000

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Please, don't go!

1001

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Please, don't go!

1002

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Come back! ! !

1003

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l want you to take this.

1004

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53:39,366 -- 00:53:43,632

lt enhances sexual experience.

1005

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Hi.

1006

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Your bodies are so beautiful.

1007

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Can l touch them?

1008

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Well, well, well.

1009

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lf it isn't Mr. Brad Pitt

ready to invade Troy.

1010

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And by ''Troy,''

l mean my vagina.

1011

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That's right, baby.

1012

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Mamma's got some

brand new bags.

1013

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Why don't you grab a handful?

1014

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What the f***?

1015

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Morning, lover.

1016

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Hungry?

1017

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Do you want a muffin?

1018

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Do you want butter

or cream cheese?

1019

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Where are my clothes?

1020

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Where's my underwear?

1021

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l ate them.

1022

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No!!!

1023

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Call me.

1024

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- Hey, Gloria.

- Hey, baby.

1025

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Have you seen my mom?

1026

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l think she's back at

the chicken boat.

1027

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- Thanks, Gloria.

- It's all right.

1028

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- Hey, Gloria.

- Mm-hm?

1029

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What's a rim job?

1030

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Um, that's when you have your

tire changed in your car.

1031

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- Thanks, Gloria.

- It's all right.

1032

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- l got worried.

- Me, too.

1033

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- A boy in my class said it was a--

- Oh, never mind!

1034

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He's a bad boy,

and he's wrong.

1035

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Why don't you go

Iook for your mommy?

1036

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- Okay.

- Okay?

1037

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Bye.

1038

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Hey, there you are.

1039

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Been looking all over for you.

1040

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l'm sorry about the other night.

1041

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l do appreciate you

trying to help me out.

1042

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You have a huge

problem, derek.

1043

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You should seriously consider

seeing a shrink or something.

1044

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Do some serious couch time.

1045

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l did warn you.

1046

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True.

1047

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You know what?

1048

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lt doesn't even matter.

1049

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