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l'm the horn of plenty!

832

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Nice legs!

833

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How'd you like me to

fill your diaper?

834

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Hey, boys.

835

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Mommy needs a diaper change.

836

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Part of becoming a gamma

is learning sophistication.

837

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Like mother here.

838

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And part of being

sophisticated is knowing...

839

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how to properly entertain

nice, young gentlemen.

840

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Oh, my God.

841

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Make with the rub-a-dub.

842

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We were promised a

sensual foot experience.

843

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l will burn in hell first.

844

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l really want to be nice, but the

smell is just... unbearable.

845

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You like that, baby?

846

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You like that?

847

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Mommy's gonna make you a man.

848

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Whoo!

849

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Okay.

850

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Who's next?

851

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Oh, yeah!

852

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lf you see, see, see, see seamen.

853

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Won't you free, free,

free, free them?

854

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l'm such a humanitarian...

855

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so l decided to mark her

friends up, Victoria-style.

856

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You don't have to do this, Max.

857

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l'm all right.

858

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Wow.

859

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What do we have here?

860

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Mother?

861

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These girls were

such a mess...

862

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it was easier to mark the

places that were okay.

863

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- No!

- You can do it.

864

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Give me that!

865

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Who the hell do

you think you are?

866

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Excuse me?

867

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You can't treat us like this.

868

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We're just trying to help you.

869

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lt's bullshit.

870

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You and your fembots just

want to make fun of us.

871

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Well, mission accomplished.

872

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You know what?

873

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l quit.

874

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Sayonara, puta.

875

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Three days before initiation,

and what does she do?

876

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Quits. Know why?

877

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Because she doesn't have the

dedication to be a Gamma.

878

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Anyone else want to drop out?

879

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Yes. If one goes, we all go.

880

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Yeah.

881

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They walked out on me.

882

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l'll get those b*tches.

883

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Victoria... l'm still in, right?

884

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Kristen, you're my favorite,

and l love you, but she bailed.

885

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Sorry, maybe next year.

886

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What if l can get her back?

887

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lf you can get her back...

888

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then l'd say welcome back

to Gamma Gamma.

889

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Okay.

890

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Those nerds should have known

not to go to a real estate agent...

891

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that also sold churros.

892

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Allow me to introduce myself.

893

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My name is Buford Gomez.

894

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l'm a former border patrol agent.

895

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l used to put the

panic to Hispanic.

896

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l put the pepper spray to Jos.

897

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l put the baton to Juan.

That's all behind me.

898

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l'm helping people now.

899

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Look at you, look,

you soul sister.

900

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Them braids real? That's amazing.

901

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Okay, you must be

the Appalachian.

902

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Like a like a whack mohawk

thing going on there.

903

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You're like a little

redneck peacock.

904

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What the hell

happened there, girl?

905

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l don't know if

l'm comin' or goin'.

906

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How you doin'?

907

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You don't eat pork, do you?

908

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l'd like to pork you. Porky Pig.

909

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Whoa, a big girl!

910

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You done beat anorexia!

911

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l'm so glad you're a

strong, healthy girl.

912

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And look at... okay.

You ever been with a man?

913

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You ever been the man?

Never mind.

914

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Buford, can you show us

something we could live in?

915

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Okay, you need

a place to stay.

916

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Got it:
Super Pollo Loco.

917

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ls it a boat? Is it a restaurant?

918

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Who cares!?

919

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lt's a hybrid with a history dating

back to pre-revolutionary Cuba.

920

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Smell the black

beans and rice.

921

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Taste the tostitos.

922

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Babalo, babalo, babalo.

923

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They don't make structures

like this anymore.

924

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l'm not sure they ever did.

925

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Two converted sleeping

bedrooms, a dining room...

926

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and a working deep fryer.

927

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Hey, great!

928

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l just wanted to

say that l'm sorry.

929

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l'm not in the mood, Kristen.

930

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Victoria feels really bad

about what happened.

931

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Please.

932

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She thinks you'd be a

really great Gamma.

933

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She told me that.

934

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You're the only reason...

935

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she let the other girls

pledge in the first place.

936

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lt's too late anyway.

937

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