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Synopsis: At popular South Beach University (Miami), filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.
Genre: Comedy
Production: Freestyle Releasing
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
1.9
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
R
Year:
2006
91 min
198 Views


723

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39:01,300 -- 00:39:02,790

Why do you take it?

724

00:
39:02,900 -- 00:39:06,461

l guess l'm addicted and

Victoria's the drug.

725

00:
39:06,566 -- 00:39:09,160

That is so refreshingly honest...

726

00:
39:09,266 -- 00:39:11,894

and tear-jerkingly pathetic

at the same time.

727

00:
39:11,999 -- 00:39:16,334

- Pathetic?

- At the same time.

728

00:
39:16,433 -- 00:39:19,664

Not that l'm not enjoying

this conversation...

729

00:
39:19,766 -- 00:39:21,063

with you or anything...

730

00:
39:21,166 -- 00:39:23,157

but there's something about a

woman wearing rubber gloves...

731

00:
39:23,266 -- 00:39:25,257

and carrying tongs at

four in the morning...

732

00:
39:25,366 -- 00:39:27,800

that naturally scares

the sh*t out of a guy.

733

00:
39:27,900 -- 00:39:31,028

Victoria has us pledges

collecting used condoms.

734

00:
39:31,133 -- 00:39:32,464

Oh, right.

735

00:
39:32,566 -- 00:39:34,500

That exercise she

likes to give.

736

00:
39:34,599 -- 00:39:36,033

Any luck?

737

00:
39:36,133 -- 00:39:37,896

No, not really.

738

00:
39:37,999 -- 00:39:40,560

lt's not like l'm trying

all that hard, either.

739

00:
39:40,666 -- 00:39:45,569

You know, l may be able to

help you out with this.

740

00:
39:45,666 -- 00:39:49,158

- Excuse me?

- No, not like that.

741

00:
39:49,266 -- 00:39:50,858

Just come with me.

742

00:
39:50,966 -- 00:39:52,297

Wait a minute.

Where are you going?

743

00:
39:52,400 -- 00:39:53,833

Just trust me. Come on.

744

00:
39:53,933 -- 00:39:55,525

- l'm not gonna bite.

- All right.

745

00:
40:46,599 -- 00:40:48,966

No, l want to be on

''The Real World''!

746

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40:49,066 -- 00:40:52,365

You're all gonna be there.

747

00:
40:52,466 -- 00:40:54,661

- Oh, sh*t! John!

- Derek.

748

00:
40:54,766 -- 00:40:56,165

What the f*** are you

doing here, dude?

749

00:
40:56,266 -- 00:40:57,358

Derek!

750

00:
40:57,466 -- 00:40:58,660

Of course. l'm outta here.

751

00:
40:58,766 -- 00:40:59,630

No, wait a second.

752

00:
40:59,733 -- 00:41:01,064

John, get the hell out of here.

It's my night.

753

00:
41:01,166 -- 00:41:03,100

Hey, l'm sorry.

l live here, too, man.

754

00:
41:03,200 -- 00:41:04,633

Uh, my night.

755

00:
41:04,733 -- 00:41:06,792

Girls, this is derek.

Introduce yourself.

756

00:
41:06,900 -- 00:41:07,867

Hi.

757

00:
41:07,966 -- 00:41:09,126

l'm Brenda.

758

00:
41:09,233 -- 00:41:10,222

All of you, out!

759

00:
41:10,333 -- 00:41:11,925

And he's not even

on ''The Real World.''

760

00:
41:12,033 -- 00:41:14,501

What? You're an a**hole!

761

00:
41:14,599 -- 00:41:16,192

Ow!

762

00:
41:16,300 -- 00:41:17,733

Wait. Wait.

763

00:
41:17,833 -- 00:41:20,028

l had a callback. Wait, girls.

764

00:
41:20,133 -- 00:41:21,327

l apologize.

765

00:
41:21,433 -- 00:41:22,627

Okay, what am l doing here?

766

00:
41:22,733 -- 00:41:23,825

Oh, right.

767

00:
41:25,900 -- 00:41:27,333

Think fast.

768

00:
41:27,433 -- 00:41:29,367

Yeah, my roommate John's

a bit of a weirdo.

769

00:
41:29,466 -- 00:41:32,094

- He keeps them after he fucks.

- l get the picture.

770

00:
41:32,200 -- 00:41:35,328

John, will you get

out of here, man?

771

00:
41:35,433 -- 00:41:38,266

Come on. Open up, Baby Dick.

772

00:
41:38,366 -- 00:41:41,267

One minute, Angel Tits!

773

00:
41:41,366 -- 00:41:43,027

- Get under the bed.

- What!?

774

00:
41:43,133 -- 00:41:44,623

Just trust me, okay?

775

00:
41:44,733 -- 00:41:46,894

My old look was bad,

so the ka-ka came...

776

00:
41:46,999 -- 00:41:50,128

but it's not raining

ka-ka anymore.

777

00:
41:50,233 -- 00:41:51,723

- Okay, will you trust me?

- No.

778

00:
41:51,833 -- 00:41:53,095

Just get under the bed.

779

00:
41:56,666 -- 00:41:59,396

lt's raining... sperm.

780

00:
41:59,499 -- 00:42:01,092

Why do l have to

get under the bed?

781

00:
42:01,200 -- 00:42:03,100

l think it's raining sperm.

782

00:
42:03,200 -- 00:42:05,896

Open the door immediately,

or i'll tell everyone.

783

00:
42:07,300 -- 00:42:09,530

lt is raining sperm.

784

00:
42:09,633 -- 00:42:13,626

Open the door.

Come on, Baby Dick.

785

00:
42:13,733 -- 00:42:15,997

- Victoria.

- Hi, Baby Dick.

786

00:
42:16,099 -- 00:42:17,590

l missed you.

787

00:
42:20,366 -- 00:42:21,958

Put this on, now.

788

00:
42:22,066 -- 00:42:23,397

Just this.

789

00:
42:23,499 -- 00:42:26,094

No. l'm not gonna do it.

790

00:
42:26,200 -- 00:42:28,964

l'm not gonna be your little

boy toy anymore, okay?

791

00:
42:29,066 -- 00:42:31,091

l'm not gonna be your

little sex slave anymore.

792

00:
42:31,200 -- 00:42:34,192

l'm sta... l'm standing up

for myself this time...

793

00:
42:34,300 -- 00:42:35,733

and l'm not gonna do it.

794

00:
42:35,833 -- 00:42:41,203

Oh, really? How about now?

795

00:
42:41,300 -- 00:42:42,892

Never mind.

796

00:
42:46,133 -- 00:42:48,363

l'm sportin' wood.

797

00:
42:48,466 -- 00:42:50,696

Oh, my god! Blow my rooster!

798

00:
42:50,800 -- 00:42:52,734

You're such a hot tool.

799

00:
42:52,833 -- 00:42:55,199

Screw me, baby.

800

00:
42:55,300 -- 00:42:57,495

Pull out your tape

MeftSU re n OW.

801

00:
42:57,599 -- 00:42:58,999

Oh, yeah. Oh, my.

802

00:
42:59,099 -- 00:43:00,965

Oh, yeah.

803

00:
43:01,066 -- 00:43:03,500

Nail me.

804

00:
43:03,599 -- 00:43:05,329

Oh, yeah. Oh, god.

805

00:
43:05,433 -- 00:43:09,028

l'm gonna tile your house.

806

00:
43:09,133 -- 00:43:10,532

Jackhammer.

807

00:
43:10,633 -- 00:43:11,827

Rub it.

808

00:
43:11,933 -- 00:43:13,264

Oh, my god.

809

00:
43:13,366 -- 00:43:14,731

Feels so good.

810

00:
43:14,833 -- 00:43:16,801

Take me to the

construction site!

811

00:
43:24,499 -- 00:43:27,128

Nail me, baby. Nail me.

812

00:
43:27,233 -- 00:43:28,928

Raise my roof, baby.

813

00:
43:29,033 -- 00:43:30,057

Oh, yeah.

814

00:
43:44,966 -- 00:43:49,630

Bad-ass sex every night, sweet

pledge torture every day.

815

00:
43:49,733 -- 00:43:52,759

lt's so good to be me.

816

00:
43:57,300 -- 00:44:01,600

Hello, Sister Victoria, Sister

Morgan, Sister Trista.

817

00:
44:01,700 -- 00:44:04,464

How do the pledges greet

their Gamma sisters?

818

00:
44:09,766 -- 00:44:12,599

Gamma girls are so sweet.

819

00:
44:12,700 -- 00:44:15,635

May we please kiss your feet?

820

00:
44:15,733 -- 00:44:17,098

Okay.

821

00:
44:22,833 -- 00:44:24,767

- Ooh, l kinda like that.

- You may rise.

822

00:
44:28,200 -- 00:44:30,794

So, how did your

first mission go?

823

00:
44:33,966 -- 00:44:37,800

Trista, count them.

824

00:
44:37,900 -- 00:44:41,028

l count six.

825

00:
44:41,133 -- 00:44:43,499

Let's hope you do

better on the next one.

826

00:
44:43,599 -- 00:44:45,329

We're rooting for you.

827

00:
44:45,433 -- 00:44:47,367

You girls make me sick.

828

00:
44:47,466 -- 00:44:49,559

Yeah, you're sick.

829

00:
44:51,866 -- 00:44:53,424

Wait for me.

830

00:
45:02,633 -- 00:45:04,567

Hey, boys, you

know you want it!

831

00:
45:04,666 -- 00:45:06,725

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