Pledge This! Page #7

l'm in.

619

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This place is insane!

620

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Have you ladies come

to a decision yet?

621

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l think we're in!

622

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Welcome to gamma.

623

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Why don't you guys get

changed for dinner?

624

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With their diversity, we

can win the FHM contest.

625

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But they'll never be

Gamma Gammas.

626

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That was a great idea, Kristen.

627

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And if the freak show

make it through hell week?

628

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You're in.

629

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Wait!

630

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l thought l already was in.

631

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Good luck.

632

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Wait. Wait. Wait.

633

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So you tried the rapper

thing, the jackass thing.

634

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- Nothing worked?

- Nothing.

635

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l really liked that Irish thing.

That was good.

636

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l liked it, too. l just don't get it.

637

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- Maybe l'm ugly.

- No.

638

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A little.

639

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l think she's the one.

640

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What? Who's the one?

641

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Victoria, dick.

642

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Victoria? No, man.

643

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- She's the hottest girl in school.

- She's the craziest girl in school.

644

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Yeah, crazy for me.

645

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Yeah, so crazy for you she

got her dog to blow you.

646

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She's sharing.

647

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So crazy for you that she

emptied your bank account...

648

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and bought a ticket for her

ex-boyfriend to visit her.

649

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They're friends.

l steal her panties.

650

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She puts pictures of

me on the internet.

651

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lt's a relationship.

It's a two way street, dick!

652

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l gotta go.

653

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Victoria's gonna let

me be on top this time.

654

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But there's only one bed.

655

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That's okay, because you ladies

will be sleeping in there.

656

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But don't worry, there's

plenty of room.

657

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Okay? l'll see you at dinner.

658

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- Bye.

- Bye.

659

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We are so flattered...

660

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that you all want to be

a part of Gamma Gamma.

661

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l think that Jackie Onassis

said it best when she said--

662

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Thanks, Morgan.

663

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l think we know what you mean.

664

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You pledges are our future,

and that's why it's important...

665

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you live up to the

highest of standards.

666

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Because we are the

hottest sorority eyer.

667

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So you're asking, if l keep

treating pledges like sh*t...

668

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won't they just leave?

669

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Will fat chicks ever stop

squeezing into low rise jeans?

670

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Will hairy chicks

ever stop waxing?

671

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No.

672

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The more l humiliate them, the

more they're gonna love me.

673

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Sick, huh?

674

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Gross.

675

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Be sure to lick your

bowls clean, girls.

676

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And don't use your hands.

677

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By the way, that's

not dog food.

678

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lt's yesterday's sushi.

679

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Eat up.

680

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Damn, Maxine, move over.

681

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l'm sorry.

682

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l'm just big boned is all.

683

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FYl, the ass is not a bone.

684

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Babs, would you please

stop rubbing my butt?

685

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l though that was my ass.

686

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Oh, yeah, baby.

687

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Oh, that's good.

688

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Suck on my titties.

689

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Someone seriously has to take

that thing away from her.

690

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Get up, get up,

get up, get up.

691

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Sleep is for gammas,

not pledges.

692

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Now, we have a little sexual

awareness exercise for you guys.

693

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Good morning.

694

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Gammas must learn all aspects of

condom use and proper disposal.

695

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How many of these

do we have to find?

696

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Just 50.

697

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And how many do we have?

698

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Three.

699

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Why don't we just buy

some condoms...

700

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and jerk off some

homeless guys?

701

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Like that didn't occur

to anyone else.

702

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l think l found one.

703

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Where?

704

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Ew. Get it off. Get it off!

705

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Wait! Poops don't lose that one!

706

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Wait! Stop!

707

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We need it! Get back!

708

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Excuse me. Uh, gays?

709

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You think we could

get your condom?

710

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You know, after?

711

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We'll bring you two, sweetie.

712

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Two!

713

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You got it.

714

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You almost gave

me a heart attack.

715

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Sorry.

716

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You're Derek, right?

Victoria's boyfriend.

717

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What the hell are you doing

here at 4:
OO in the morning?

718

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We got in a fight.

She kicked me out.

719

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Well, that sucks.

720

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Happens all the time.

721

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She kicks me out, l come

Iay here for a while...

722

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and then l go to my room.

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