Pledge This! Page #6

515

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Nice try, Frodo.

516

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Later.

517

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Wait!

518

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Don't leave yet.

519

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Don't you want to

taste my shillaley?

520

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You're disgustin'.

521

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When l look around this class of

talented students, what do l see?

522

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l see a future of Dolce's,

Gabbana's, Chloe's and Prada's.

523

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lf l wanted to get an

''A'' in fashion class,

524

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l would have walked in naked.

525

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This slow motion helps, so you

can get a good look, you pervs.

526

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So sorry l'm late, Lisa.

527

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The lady doing my

pedicure took forever.

528

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Hi, Victoria. We were just

discussing your work.

529

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- Nice job as always.

- Thank you.

530

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However, l was especially

impressed by the freshness

531

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of this designer's work.

532

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Are those clothes for Muppets?

533

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Now who may l say is

responsible for these?

534

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Gloria Torres.

535

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Great job, Gloria.

536

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Thanks.

537

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Note to self:
fire design team.

538

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Check out these freshman.

They're so hot.

539

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Cut it out, man.

You're gonna get me in trouble.

540

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What happened to you, man?

541

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What ever happened to the guy

that f***ed Denise Reynolds

542

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in front of her grandparents?

543

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l miss that guy.

544

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l'm still here.

545

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Ugh. Shoot.

546

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Damn.

547

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That's hot.

548

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Damn.

549

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- Think she's hot?

- Who?

550

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That Mexican broad

you were staring at.

551

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Actually, l think

she's Portuguese.

552

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Shut the f*** up, Dax!

553

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And you... you stay

away from that b*tch.

554

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Bye.

555

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Daddy, darling, will you do Queen

Victoria the hugest favor?

556

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l need my fashion design

teacher killed.

557

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Oh, really?

558

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Well then l want that

f***ing b*tch fired.

559

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Thank you, Daddy.

560

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l love you.

561

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# Back home #

562

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# Back home #

563

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You know what, girls?

564

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There is one place that

we haven't tried yet.

565

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Wow.

566

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Gamma Gamma.

567

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Damn, It looks like

some MTV crib sh*t.

568

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My cooter's tingling.

569

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l think there might

be boys in there.

570

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We need to get a door guy.

571

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Better yet, a human bug zapper.

572

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Oh, my God, that dress is so hot.

573

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Thank you.

574

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That must have cost

hundreds of dollars.

575

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Try thousands of hundreds.

576

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So don't go looking for

it in any Sears catalog.

577

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That's what l meant.

578

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Thousands... hundreds.

579

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Oh, Morgan.

580

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We'd like to pledge

your sorority, please.

581

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lf it's not too much trouble,

l'd like a room with a bidet.

582

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Could you guys hold

on for a second?

583

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l think she likes us.

584

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Someone left a mess on our front

door, and it wants to pledge.

585

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Look at this place.

It's just heaven on earth.

586

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And it's so pink.

587

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We could have one hell

of an orgy in here, gals.

588

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What do you think, girls?

589

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Are they Gamma material?

590

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l think we should let them pledge.

591

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- And you are?

- Kristen.

592

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Kristen Haas.

593

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And why do you think we should

Iet them pledge, Kristen ss?

594

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Because, um... because they

could be our diversity.

595

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Hot.

596

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She's right.

597

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Gamma's about acceptance

and individuality.

598

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Who are we to discriminate?

599

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Bring them in.

600

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Good idea, Kristen Haas.

601

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Nice hair.

602

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Yeah, thanks. Shut the door.

603

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Morgan, can you get the girls

some champagne, please?

604

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l'd like to lick her all over.

605

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l heard about your

housing situation.

606

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lt's so unfortunate.

607

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And that's why we'd like

to offer you an early bid.

608

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Normally we don't let

pledges move right in...

609

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but in your case, l think we're

gonna make an exception.

610

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Why don't you girls go

check out the house.

611

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Let us know by the

end of the night.

612

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l don't know.

613

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You guys really think this

place is right for us?

614

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Are you kidding me?

615

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This is the most beautiful

place l ever seen.

616

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lts beauty puts the

Taj Mahal to shame.

617

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- All right?

- All right. F*** it.

618

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