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Speaking of dickless.

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Why do you have always

have to bring Dax here?

404

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Baby.

405

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Princess.

406

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Dax is my boy.

407

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We go way back, like... car seats.

408

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That is so corny.

409

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Where you going?

410

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Downstairs.

411

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l have people waiting for me.

412

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Come here for a sec, baby.

413

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l got something l

want to show you.

414

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And it rhymes with ''my renis.''

415

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And keep my public waiting?

416

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Unlikely, Derek.

417

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Come on, baby.

418

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We haven't hooked

up in like a week.

419

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My balls miss your chin.

420

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You know l can't

resist Little Derek.

421

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Little?

422

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Tiny. Like a baby's dick.

423

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Who's your baby dick?

424

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- You are.

- Yeah.

425

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- Tie me up, huh?

- Yeah.

426

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- Oh, yeah. Baby.

- Tie it up.

427

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Close your eyes.

428

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Okay.

429

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Oh, baby.

430

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- You like that?

- Yeah.

431

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Oh, baby, you're

driving me crazy.

432

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Oh, Hell no.

The whipped cream?

433

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Baby, you're bringing

out the freak in me.

434

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You be a good little boy

and keep your eyes closed.

435

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l'm gonna keep one eye open,

if you know what l'm sayin'.

436

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Huh?

437

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Just don't open

them or l'll stop.

438

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Okay.

439

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God, you're driving me crazy.

440

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Oh, yeah.

441

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Come over here and get

some of this baby dick.

442

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Close your eyes.

443

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Aw, l hate giving my dog

such a small bone.

444

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Baby.

445

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Oh, god! Feels so good.

446

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You're an animal.

447

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Whoo!

448

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Sandpaper time.

449

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l like that sh*t.

450

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Ow, that hurts! Do it again.

451

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Oh, my God.

452

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Did you hear his accent?

453

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l know. l love irish accents.

454

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l would totally let him

do me in the butt.

455

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Ew!

456

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Me, too.

457

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lrish accent.

458

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Butt sex.

459

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l need an Irish accent.

460

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World famous DJ Clue,

Desert Storm...

461

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Scott Danimal in the building.

462

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And Gamma Gammas, l would

like introduce your princess,

463

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the lovely Victoria English.

464

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Thank you.

465

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l have an announcement to make.

466

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Gamma Gamma was

selected as a finalist

467

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in FHM's hottest sorority contest.

468

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Everybody have a great

time at my party.

469

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Rock on to DJ Clue.

470

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Yeah, ya'll, let's get the party

started Desert Storm-style, baby!

471

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Someone's getting

their stick licked.

472

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F***, that hurt! Do that again.

473

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Oh, yeah.

474

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Don't f***ing look at me like that.

475

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Sounds like my mom and dad.

476

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Oh, yeah.

477

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Go under the carriage, baby.

478

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God, baby, that feels

so f***ing good.

479

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Oh, yeah.

480

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Oh, my God.

481

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F***, that hurt.

482

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Do that again.

483

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Oh, yeah.

484

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Damn.

485

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lt's a f***ing dog, dude!

486

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Oh, baby.

487

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Oh, my god.

488

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- F***, that hurt!

- That's nasty.

489

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Put your pointer in my

purple starfish, baby.

490

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Oh, yeah, that's it.

491

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l think.

492

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Are you ready for the smoothie?

493

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Come here, gamsie.

494

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Come here.

495

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What's up, derek?

496

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How's your girl? l

mean, your b*tch.

497

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l heard they've got a fine cocker

spaniel at the Kappa house.

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And you know what?

499

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She likes it ruff!

500

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Say, we're just doggin' with ya.

501

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Yeah, yuk it up all

you want, clowns.

502

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'Cause at the end of the

day, l still got Victoria,

503

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and you got fingered by

Father Mulrooney.

504

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F*** you!

505

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Bro, you gotta leave

your past behind.

506

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That was interesting.

507

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Top o' the mornin' to ya!

508

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l'm an exchange student

from the Emerald Isle.

509

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You're from Ireland?

510

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Aye! That l am--from Ireland.

511

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That's such a coincidence.

She's from Ireland, too.

512

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That's right.

l'm from Galway.

513

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Where you hail from?

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Uh, l'm from, uh,

South... Middle Earth.

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