Pledge This! Page #4

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causing the fat girl

to go sky high.

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Strangely we found a

Dolce & Gabbana top...

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stuffed down the pipes.

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Holy sh*t.

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This stuff happens all the time.

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There's nothing to see here.

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School'll take care of

all your bathroom needs.

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Why does it smell

like hot ass?

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That would be the

gas escaping.

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So where are we gonna

stay 'til it gets fixed?

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School has arranged

for housing vouchers.

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l can't believe the school is

only giving us 200 a month.

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You can't even get a

cardboard box for that.

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What if we pool all our money?

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Don't look at me, guys. l'm still

saving up for ass implants.

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There's nothing affordable unless

you commute from the swamp.

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Hey, girls.

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What about a sorority?

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Hey, great idea. A sorority.

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That's like flypaper

for horny guys.

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Yeah.

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lf we all did it

together, it'd be fun.

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l don't know, Max.

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l don't think l'm really down

with the whole sorority thing.

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Aren't sororities supposed to be

about friendships and bonding?

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We could at least check it out.

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lt's either that or a commute

from the swamp.

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There are so many

temptations out there...

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like drugs, alcohol, and boys.

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l'd like to introduce you

to a different kind of boy.

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l think you're really

gonna like him.

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He's smart, he's funny,

and he's really cool.

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The coolest.

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His name is Jesus, and he just

wants to hang with you guys.

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Welcome to Kappa!

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Can l ask a question?

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Was he circumcised?

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l mean, he's a Jew,

but he's a Christian.

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What's the deal with that?

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No, l, uh...

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Very nice to meet you.

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They're dykes.

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l love curry fish.

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l think we've taken up enough

of these ladies' valuable time.

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Where you going?

We're gonna play spin the bottle!

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You guys can pledge if you want.

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We only have one rule.

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lf you're gonna kill yourselves,

make sure you tell us in advance.

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So we can plan the party.

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Yeah.

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Love what you've

done with the place.

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Very cozy.

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Once you cross the doors at Phi

Iota Gamma, you will never again

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have to worry about what to

wear in order to be accepted.

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Big hug!

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Oh, my god.

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We're so out of here.

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No, girls., come back.

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Please. The sisterhood needs you.

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# One, two, three four #

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# l did something last night

that you don't know #

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Hey, it's the madman.

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- Check it, dog.

- Yeah, what up?

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Listen. Huge party at

the Gamma's house.

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You're going.

Don't say nothing, all right?

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You know l'm gonna

sign that check, dog.

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Check you later, dude.

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# If only l could tell you

one, two, three, four #

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Oh, snap!

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Rappers!

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Chicks love rappers, right?

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Yeah, yeah. In those videos

they always got b*tches.

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B*tches and hoes.

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Check this out.

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Yo, yo, you're cold.

You're old.

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Your mom's got mold. Her teeth

are gold, and brown and...

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That didn't rhyme.

l'm gonna check that out.

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l'm gonna fix that,

but it's gonna be good.

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Yeah.

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What's crackin' there, baby?

We're in South Beach...

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where it's so hot the girls

get undressed naturally.

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l was thinking about

taking a swim...

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but now i'll have to drain

and disinfect the pool.

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What?

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ls everyone from

MySpace in my pool?

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Oh, my God.

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l know for a fact that

girl has syphilis.

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She's so beautiful.

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l'm gonna pull a muscle if l

have to keep smiling like this.

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l heard her dad

is a billionaire.

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l heard her dad bought France.

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Have you seen her boyfriend?

He's hot.

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Clue, what's up?

Howsa howsa?

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Who let that loser in here?

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Big-ass titties for ya!

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That's hot.

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Aw, man.

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This is embarrassing.

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lf l was a real queen, l'd have

that dickless wonder beheaded.

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