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about the bucket,

Knots of hair, and...

Sorry. Being a dick.

Just distracted

with everything going on.

But I'm here.

Wow. You look relaxed,

Like you went to the spa

or something.

I miss you.

Yeah, I miss you too.

Carter, some of the bloggers

have not been very positive

About the new album.

Those bozos are just jealous,

I'm just saying.

You know, and you don't

even need to do another album

For a while.

You know, after I get

this book deal...

Make a few bucks...

You could take some time off.

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

WOMAN:
Are you up?

Just a second.

Okay. I got to go brace myself

for whatever's next. Bye.

CARTER:
Bye.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Where you Skype sexting carter

by any chance?

Ew! That's for my children.

Thank you. You're disgusting.

Okay.

Ah, are you hungry?

I brought you food.

Wow. Glamorous.

Has the label cut

our expense account already?

[GROANS]

WOMAN:
What?

Are you serious?

Are sales really that bad?

It's early. Can't really...

what is this?

No, Annie, it's not...

It's not early.

It's not like

we're some new band.

I mean, if anything we should

come out strong and fade.

You just stay positive

and I worry about the numbers.

This is so sticky here.

What are they cleaning

this thing with? Ugh.

What did you...

What did the other bands

that you managed do

In this situation?

Um, well,

I have a comeback list.

Stop calling me, please.

Okay. Here we go.

Yes, number one...

You hold a big charity event.

I'm already talking

to whale people.

That one's done.

Number two...

Date a hot celebrity.

Obviously not an option.

Obviously always an option.

Number three...

You just get out and...

This one has a tendency

to backfire. Delete.

You know what? You just have

to write a great song.

With more edge.

[INAUDIBLE]

[ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING]

Get your jacket.

And bring your guitar.

HAYLEY:
Come on!

ENZO:
There's a guy.

Back up, motherf***er!

HAYLEY:
Enzo, it's a deer.

Deer don't attack people.

Well, there's been

a few cases reported.

Heh. Come on.

Annie told me

to write a new hit song.

Like I can just

push a button or something.

You bring your little book?

Let me hear some lyrics.

Come on.

Okay. I have something.

But it's really rough, okay?

As long as it's really rough.

- It's really rough.

- Okay, good.

So I just have that.

And I thought

it would kind of go...

# if I let you in

# let you see inside

No, that sucks.

- No, it's good.

- Uh-Uh.

Try something like...

[HUMMING]

Okay.

# if I let you in

# let you see inside

# I don't know

if I can hang on #

# to what I used to be

# I let it die

# crawling around me

# it's all yours

No. Stop, Enzo.

I'm trying to be good.

You are good.

Uh-Uh. This is crazy.

We have to go. Come on.

What's crazy? That you and I

make great music together

And have even better sex?

We didn't have actual sex

last night.

[SIGHS] You know we did.

It's okay. We used protection.

Enzo, I was really wasted.

I... I have a husband.

I have kids.

And you're into guys.

Whoever said I was gay?

What is gay anyway?

I really don't want

to hurt anybody.

Maybe this could just be

What happens on tour

stays on tour.

I'm really good

at keeping secrets.

[GASPS]

Don't worry.

I won't do anything

Unless you want me to.

You didn't do anything

like this last night.

Yeah?

First time's always free.

[HAYLEY VOCALIZING]

[MOUTHS WORDS]

[LIGHT APPLAUSE]

Thank you so much, Austin.

WOMAN:
There we go.

Oh, that guy

in a coat and tie...

He dropped that off for you.

Ugh. F***in' creepy fan.

Ew...

ANNIE:

...these reviews are brutal.

Apparently her brother

had more than half the talent.

Even pitchfork doesn't like us.

I almost fell asleep

during the song.

You guys are a**holes.

But some of that sh*t

the critics said was spot on.

Enzo and I have been working

on a new song.

And it's going to blow

your f***in' brains out

As long as

you write bass line for it.

Yeah!

- F*** pitchfork!

- Yeah!

Get me a drink right now!

- Yes, ma'am!

- Thank you.

Uh-Uh. Take that.

It's much stronger.

When can we hear the song?

Well, you just keep

the party favors coming,

Giselle, you'll have a new song

by morning.

- Uh-Huh.

- Egh!

Aah! Dirty! I love it. Yeah.

Cheers!

[BOTH SINGING SOFTLY]

Yeah?

Focus! Okay.

# this is what

[SINGING SOFTLY]

I think that's good.

- All right.

- Okay.

Wow. Hayley and jack, huh?

When did you get that?

Uh... i was 19.

A lot of fans got 'em

after your second album.

Didn't you see the photos

on your web site?

No, I must've missed those.

Did you miss this?

Uh, can you stop for a minute?

Those guys are, like,

our only neighbors.

Evie, Paul.

Hi. Beautiful night, huh?

They're friendly.

Yeah. Well, my kids kind of

torture their dogs. So...

it's just

this next driveway here.

Thank you.

Hmm. No one's home.

DRIVER:
You going to be okay?

Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure

they'll be home soon.

I think carter emailed me

something actually.

I'll take this one.

I'll get these.

Thank you. Want me to wait?

Uh, no. It's fine.

Have a good night.

- You too.

- Bye.

[POP]

Guys?

Cody?

Benjy?

Mrs. R.?

Carter?

[TOY MUSIC PLAYS]

Cody, Benjy?

Aah!

Hey.

What's wrong, mommy?

Nothing.

I just missed you guys.

Uh, where's Mrs. R.?

Where's daddy?

Ciao.

Hi.

Oh, forgive me. I'm Camila.

I'm your nanny for the day.

Your husband said

he emailed you.

Uh, yeah. Maybe.

I think so. Um...

I brought the boys a gift.

I hope you don't mind.

[PASSES GAS]

Uh, Benjy.

Sorry.

BENJY:
I accidentally farted.

That's very cool. Thank you.

Your nanny Mrs. R.

Had some family issues.

And so the agency sent me.

Your husband

had a late interview.

I'm sorry for the confusion.

No. It's... It's fine.

I guess I just didn't read

the whole email.

But, um, sorry.

The door was unlocked.

So I just got

a little freaked out.

You have nothing to worry about.

I am practically a ninja.

- Hiya!

- Ya!

Careful guys.

I think you guys

are gonna be happy,

Because I've got presents

for you.

Yay!

HAYLEY:
Where are they?

BOYS:
Yeah!

Where are our presents?

Help.

You know what? I think maybe

I left them in the limo.

[PHONE RINGS]

Oh. I bet that is

the limo driver right now

Calling about your presents.

- Hello?

- Hey, it's Enzo.

I found the puppets in my bag.

Yeah. We were just

looking for them.

ENZO:
Must've put 'em

in there by mistake.

Um, when's a good time

to get them?

ENZO:
How about now?

Hey.

Uh, how... How...

Your little side gate was open.

- Right.

- It's okay. I locked it.

Oh. Here they are.

Awesome. Thank you so much

for driving all the way over.

I missed you a little.

Uh, I've got to go

get back to my tribe.

- Hi!

- Hi!

Guys, look at your presents.

- What does this do?

- Well, let me show you.

- Careful, careful.

- Hold on. I'll show you.

It'll talk right here.

BOY:
Cool.

But you have to record it first.

But how do we turn it on?

Well, let me see

the instructions.

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