Podium Page #2
- Year:
- 2004
- 95 min
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Yes, you!
- This can't be.
Claude... is it you?
Are you deaf?
I told you!
No! Couscous, if this is a joke
I don't find it funny.
Listen, if you can't handle it
just tell me!
You'll be a Claude Franois again.
Find your dancers,
work out...
something that wouldn't hurt.
And you'll win. Let's go.
Claude, listen...
- Dammit!
What?
What if I told you that
Claude called?
What if I told you that
Claude called?
To get back on stage.
What I wanted to ask...
Do you know where my
What buttons?
The ones I wore at
Tigy in Februari '95.
No.
Yes, the real Bernard was back.
All we needed were our dancers.
And for Bernard to practice
for the night of the imitators.
Finally a new tour of
"Bernard Frdric and his Bernadettes".
And I was Bernard's coach again.
His father's dead?
- March 9, '61.
No, March 19th.
To freshen up his memory
I played a game with him.
One that we played 5 years ago.
A kind of quiz.
Favourite food?
By what chef?
- Leduc.
Jeannette left him. When and where?
1962, Bcaud.
Bcaud, that bastard.
It'll be strange seeing Jacqueline again.
- She called.
Will she accept?
-She sounded happy.
She was a beautiful woman
Yes. Very beautiful.
Very elegant.
I guess I can tell you now.
She and I...
Yeah, alright. Ring the bell.
Well?
Isn't this great, Bernard?
-Yes, excellent.
I've been waiting so long for this.
- What about us?
Yes, we've been through a lot.
The Concert at Monsieur Meuble
in '92. That rocked!
With the Catherinettes in Garches,
on the parking lot of Bricorama in '95.
sexing me up.
Not everyone can say that.
Until Boy Rgis made me an offer
five years ago.
The Boy George imitator.
All they wanted to do is
sleep with eachother.
So I left.
Yes, he wasn't as gay as
the original.
I bet it's part of his failure.
Fine, so...
I work at Pantashop.
It's time to go.
Sorry, I'm boring you.
-Not at all.
You look just like a
Bernadette. Let's go.
What will we do at the night
of the imitators?
What night?
-of the imitators. Why?
The night of the imitators?
Did you come to say goodbye
in this clothes?
We just came over to chat.
I've had enough. Get out!
Out! attack, My Way! Attack!
Stupid My Way!
Get out, you freaks.
Bastards!
What a stupid idea, calling
your dog My Way.
Usually I can understand
but My way is blasphemy.
cultural excess.
Cultural exception!
One thing is true.
You really look stupid
with those glasses.
Just one month to go
We better hurry.
Now what?
-We can be a duo.
What song will we do?
Let's do Le Tlphone Pleure.
Excellent! But where do we find
the sing-along girl?
Don't worry.
I have an idea.
Three, four, come on!
No, Sbastien, this pencil
isn't for fun.
Respect the tempo.
Again. Three, four.
You're the one from last time.
Let me get her.
I think she's in the kitchen.
No, not in the kitchen,
she's taking a bath.
You've told me that 4 times.
I don't care if it
takes all afternoon...
but you will learn this song.
Three, four!
I'll get her. She's taking a bath.
I don't know if she'll come.
Fine. Now me. Let me sing
holding the horn.
Tell her, please...
look at me.
Tell him that it's important
and tell him to wait.
It's me!
What's up?
We're doing his homework.
3 times 7?
- 21.
Screw her. Let's go.
Tell him that it's important
And to wait.
And that he'll wait
What's he waiting for?
Stop crying. It's the phone
that cries. What's he waiting for?
Sbastien, concentrate!
You don't understand!
What's this about?
A papa that wants to talk to mama
but mama doesn't want to.
So she says she's taking a bath
Understand?
What did she tell him?
Think. What?
His mama tells him!
She tells papa you're
a filthy bastards.
Come, sweetheart.
You just tore an 8000 Franc sheet.
-How much?
Forget it.
I'm warning you. Do what you want
Don't complain to me when
he's behind in school.
And he waits...
Spread your legs wide, Mrs Estrada.
Barthez is. The goalie.
He speaks Marseillan
and jumps anything that moves.
A psychotherapist? Could he
help Bernard?
He sure helped me.
accept my baldness.
Sorry, but a guy named
Johnny wants to see you.
No. Johnnys on wednesday only,
with the Elvises.
He insists.
Tell him to come back
tomorrow morning.
I bet there is a Mike Brant
In short, you think
you're Claude Franois?
No, I think I'm Bernard Frdric.
Claude Franois is my job.
- Right.
Well... it used to.
Because, as you say...
people think
that Claude Franois was a trend.
But it's not. It's a job.
And a tough job too.
Come to think about it Claude Franois...
has always been Claude Franois.
It's far more practical.
I, however...
have had to struggle
to keep up.
Bernard Frdric, are you prepared...
to go into therapy with me?
What is it you dos?
What are you? A Doctor? Psychiatrist?
Psychotherapist.
-Where's the proof?
Did you get a diploma that says:
"I am a psychotherapist"?
From another psychotherapist?
But besides the piece of paper
you're not an impostor.
So?
You're an impostor. So am I,
your secretary...
and the Johnny guy.
We're all impostors.
from doing your job??
No.
Do me a favour and don't keep
Bernard Frdric...
This is for your kids.
Relax. It's no big deal.
to identify himself.
Let him find his identity again...
of his imitator.
Let him go.
He will see how absurd
Dammit!
What's keeping him?
Girls...
I can imagine...
how you must feel today.
Because you are finally...
in the waiting room of fame
and fortune.
Many will come
but only few will succeed.
Four of you. Four, not five...
Will have the immense privilege...
of becoming a Bernadette.
Behind me... the singing chairs
of Bernard Frdric.
Two will sit right of Christ.
the other two left of Couscous.
Couscous...
is he the filthy pig
but you have to respect him,
just like me...
because he'll always be the best
Michel Polnareff...
of his generation.
You, with the squid on your head.
Do you think that's funny?
Get your stuff and get out of here!
Good luck, everyone
Sylvie Dubertrand, 13, Emile Paul Street,
Bourg-la-Reine.
Date of birth 14/04/79...
brown eyes, 1 meter...
-Fine.
Been to dance academy?
-Yes.
Good. Everybody listen.
Here you don't say just "yes"
You'll say "Yes, Bernard".
Do you understand?
I always want a "Yes"
followed by "Bernard".
They are inseperable.
Like Stone and Charden.
Is this clear?
You can't say "Hi Stone".
But always "Hi Stone and Charden".
Understood?
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