Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment

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Evening.

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Hello. Hello.

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-Hello.

-Hello.

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-Hello. Hello.

-Hello.

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-Hello.

-Hello--

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Hello. Hello.

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Give it to me!

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-Eight bucks?

-Business is slow.

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Get a new business

or move out of the neighborhood!

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-Come on.

-Hey, take that! Pig!

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Get your hands off me!

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So am l ever gonna get an answer

out of you guys?

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-Well, sir. . . .

-Well.

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-Congratulations, captain.

-What is it now, chief?

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lt's official.

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This is now the worst precinct

in the entire city.

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Would you look at this?

Burglary, up 36 percent.

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Armed robbery, up 20 percent.

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Vandalism, up 44 percent.

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Sir, l think if you'll check,

burglary is up 48 percent.

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There. You hear that?

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-Who are you?

-Mauser, sir. M as in ''man'' . . .

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-. . .A-U-S as in ''Sam''--

-Shut up and sit down, Mauser.

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-He didn't ask for your biography.

-E-R, sir.

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Look, Hurst, what do you expect?

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You cut my budget, you cut my staff.

l got nothing to work with.

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Look around! These guys are old.

They're tired.

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They just can't cut it anymore.

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Maybe they need

a new captain, Lassard.

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The mayor wants results.

You remember the mayor?

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She wants something done about this.

What do you propose?

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Take your nose out of my business,

go to the mayor's office. . .

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. . .and put it where it usually is.

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You have exactly 30 days to turn

this precinct around, or you are out.

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Do you understand me?

Thirty days and that's it!

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l need at least a dozen new men.

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-You can have six.

-Well, thank you!

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You better get started.

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Excuse me, captain.

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Get me the police academy.

l wanna speak to my brother.

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Sir. Chief.

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Sir, if l may be so bold,

l would like to apologize. . .

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. . .for Captain Lassard's remark about

your nose being up the mayor's. . . .

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Chief, l've got some new ideas

on how to run this precinct.

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-Oh, l'll bet you do, Mauser.

-Long-range plans, sir. . .

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. . .planning steps, deployment.

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See, sir, it's really a question

of leadership that works.

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Lassard's got 30 days.

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lf he should blow it, the job is yours.

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l fully understand, sir.

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Mauser, you are the most incredible

ass-kisser l have ever seen.

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Thank you very much, sir.

l do my best.

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She must be out to lunch.

Police academy.

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Hello. Eric Lassard, please.

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This is Commandant Eric Lassard

speaking.

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-Eric, this is Pete.

-Pete?

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-Your brother.

-Pete!

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How very, very nice of you to call.

How's my baby brother?

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Just fine, Eric.

Actually, not too good.

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Oh, what's up?

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Eric, l've got a problem here.

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Yeah, we all have our little problems.

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Yeah, but this one is serious.

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l hope you haven't got a girl

into trouble.

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No. l need to get my hands

on some healthy young men.

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l guess there are places

you could go. . . .

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-Certain bars and so on.

-Eric, what are you talking about?

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Does Margaret know about this?

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Eric, l'm in trouble here,

and l need some new recruits.

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Oh, well, that's easy.

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We have some very, very fine

young graduates here at the academy.

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Come on. Come on.

Double time. Double time.

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Pick it up. Move it. Move it.

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Come on! Move it!

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

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Now, Brian, l want you

to go straight to class today.

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-Why should l?

-Because l said so.

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-Big deal.

-You mind your manners, mister.

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-l don't have to, bird face.

-That does it. You're in trouble.

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Oh, l'm just really scared.

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-Can l help you, ma'am?

-Yes, officer.

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My son Brian is always late for school.

Could you speak to him?

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-Perhaps give him a little scare?

-Certainly, ma'am.

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Hi, Brian.

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lt's almost 0800 hours.

Time to deploy for school.

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l'll go when l'm ready.

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You're ready now, mister.

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Now move it!

Move it! Move it!

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-Thank you, officer.

-No problem, ma'am.

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-lt's really no better than television.

-l wouldn't know.

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l never watch television.

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Personally, l don't even own a television.

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Hungry, Diane?

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For God's sakes, Michael,

just take me home.

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