Police Academy 3: Back in Training Page #5

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I'm a police officer...

It's mine.

What's this?

Hi. Warm tonight.

How's it going?

Aah! OW!

It's a comfort

And a strange kind of notion

Knowing that you got complete devotion

To feel no matter what's the problem

Together we can solve it

It's a team thing, it takes two

It's all the time me, all the time you

It's a team thing I'm talking about

It's a team thing all the way out

It goes like this now

Oo-00 shoo-bee-do-d00-bee

Oo-oo shoo-bee-do-doo-bee

No one could ever make me doubt you

They know I care too much

About my baby

It's a team thing, it takes two

It's all the time me, all the time you

It's a team thing I'm talking about

It's a team thing all the way out

It's a team thing, it takes two

It's all the time me, all the time you

It's a team thing I'm talking about

It's a team thing all the way out

It's a team thing, it takes two

hands him the ticket,

and the driver said...

Ha-ha-ha. That's real funny, sir.

Great joke teller, the Commissioner.

Are you enjoying yourselves?

Are you comfortable?

Waiter, round of drinks. On me.

Drinks are free, you idiot.

Oh. Yes, sir. How stupid of me.

If you don't mind

my saying so, Mrs. Hurst...

that fruit punch stain

dried real nicely.

You are not going to influence

this evaluation committee.

So will you please stop

all this slobbering?

Sir, I think I can get it under control

if I could only find out who's winning.

Well, let's just say that Lassard's cadets

have not exactly impressed them.

Thank you very much, sir.

Get hold of yourself, man.

Good Lord! You're falling apart.

- Excuse me. Commissioner?

- What the hell do you want?

We've had reports of a naked man

terrorizing the hotel.

He's obviously not at this table.

- Mauser!

- Yes, sir.

Would you take care of this naked person?

Naked person, yes, sir!

I'll get right on top of him!

Proctor!

Well, glad to see you enjoying yourselves,

men, despite the bad news.

Bad news? There's been bad news?

Well, bad news for you, good news for me.

Your cadets have been doing

their usual fine job...

so it looks like I've got this one

in the bag.

Congratulations! I'm so happy

when someone I know wins.

I always think these contests are fixed.

Wait a minute.

- If you're winning, then...

- You're losing. Ha, ha.

Sorry to spoil your fun.

- It's not fair.

- Any ideas?

I could twist off Mauser's shiny head

and roll it down the street.

Hold that thought, Hightower.

Come on. Damn it!

Oh.

Governor, Commissioner...

Ladies and gentlemen...

may I introduce you

to a very special man, Comdt. Mauser.

As you know, the committee's

been evaluating both of our academies...

and they're very close to a decision.

And you know what this man

said about that?

It's a fact...

It's a "facahamahoma."

Does this man have a way with words?

He said you can't judge an academy

by rushing its cadets out into the field...

or by seeing whose cadets

marched the straightest, no.

Do you know what the man,

I like to call "Mr. Policeman," said?

"Forget any mistakes cadets

have made over the last few weeks.

They were just learning.

It's these last days of competition

that should determine the winner."

Comdt. Mauser, I salute you.

We all salute you!

This is the final day

of the evaluation competition...

and though Comdt. Mauser's academy

is in the lead...

it's how you perform today

that will determine our winner.

Police personnel

will monitor your performance...

at crime locations.

My advice is to treat this

exactly as if it were real.

Attention!

Dismissed!

I'm going to accompany the Governor

to the charity regatta.

He wants one cadet

from each academy to go with us.

But the competition, sir.

The Governor thought it would be nice

to evaluate cadets in a social situation.

Proctor, what is this?

Hurst said one from each academy.

They're just as good as one man, almost.

The phone's got my quarter

and the operator won't give it back to me.

I'll handle this, ma'am.

- Operator, this is Sgt. Tackleberry.

- So?

- Please relinquish this lady's quarter.

- I told her we'll send her a refund.

You'll pay her now!

OPERATOR". I'm sorry, sir,

would you like to speak to...?

Stand back, ma'am.

Can you identify your quarter, ma'am?

Sgt. Hooks, we got a 10-48 in Sector 1.

Send in Tackleberry.

Tackleberry? He's across town.

Hightower's only three blocks away.

Send in Tackleberry.

You heard him. Do it.

- Sweetchuck!

- What a lobby.

Secure the elevator. I'll take the stairs.

Easy.

Sgt. Hooks, there's a 10-48!

All right. Send in car 46.

Car 46. Car 46.

Hightower, there's a roving gang

in the Gower district.

Oh, boy, this is it.

Right, right.

Take a left...

No, you're going towards the expressway!

Take a U-turn on...

Make a U-turn on Flint Street...

No, you're going towards the expressway!

What is that?

No, wait, make a U-turn!

- Where are we going?

- Just relax.

Not a word.

Then you go around. Stop! Don't...

We're with the Governor at the trophy.

The purpose of the regatta, of course...

is we're hoping to raise about $20,000

for my campaign.

I was going to...

- Good luck, Governor.

- We're moving toward the punch bowl.

Hello, Judge. Pick a winner, huh?

We've stopped.

- Would you back off?

- We're backing off.

What are you trying to do, injure him?

Comdt. Mauser's cadets

never abandon their posts, sir!

Unlike some cadets I might mention, sir!

Holy cow!

Mahoney.

Mahoney, somebody, I need help.

I need help.

Listen, the busboys...

are shooting my nose.

Did you read that? Was that for real?

We heard it. Sir?

- Maybe we better check it out.

- What about the evaluation?

One of my boys may be in trouble.

Screw the evaluation.

I love it when you talk dirty, sir.

Mahoney must think

he's as dumb as we are.

- We're not gonna fall for that stuff.

- Yeah.

He must be getting desperate,

trying to sucker us with that crap.

Go.

ROBBER 1

Come on, let's go. Come on.

Get your hands in the air. It's a stickup!

If there was trouble,

Baxter would let us know.

Take them, boys.

Don't you touch that.

No, not the one for bravery.

There's the Yacht Club.

How are we gonna get there, Sergeant?

How do you look in a wet suit?

Hand over your money and jewels

and nobody gets hurt!

You'll never get away with this.

I'm the Governor.

The Governor? Did you hear that, boys?

We got the Governor.

Hooray!

You must be breaking your mother's heart.

Why don't you ask her?

She's right over there.

Hi.

- Oh, yeah. She looks like you.

- Hmm?

Gather our boys. We got trouble coming!

Spread out, spread out. Spread.

I can't get Baxter.

Something's going on at the marina.

Right over there. Take the next right.

Just relax.

You've got the right to remain silent.

- You passed it.

- They're not yielding.

- Pull over to the right.

- Yield!

You're missing it. There goes the right.

We're in a police car

and they're not yielding.

Move!

- Stop. Hold it.

- Mahoney!

Police officer. Stop right there!

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