Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol Page #5

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and I think you'd better show

the proper respect.

Come on, Lieutenant.

We're almost finished.

Come on, Lieutenant,

join us in a friendly game of Simon Says.

There's nothing to it.

Now, Simon says, "Touch your toes."

Come on, Lieutenant.

Simon says, "Clap your hands."

Come on, get in the spirit.

Simon says, "Two steps right."

Simon says, "Five steps back."

Put your hands up!

Simon didn't say.

No, but Smith & Wesson does.

The high-security cell area

is used to hold criminals...

awaiting trial or transfer

to state or county facility.

Any convictions involving felons...

perverts, thieves, people of that nature,

are held in this area.

-You will notice the steel construction.

-What the hell is he doing in there?

I think that explains it, sir.

Come on, hurry up!

It's getting to the point now

when I'm with you

I no longer want

to have something stuck in my eye

Your mother, my mother

ain't never looked like Florence Henderson

I wrote that for you.

I hope now that C.O.P. is over...

it won't mean that we won't

be seeing each other anymore.

Shut up! Not you. I meant the ducks.

Attention. This is Mrs. F.

-There's been a jailbreak.

-Zed, 10-4!

Tack, you pick me up at Main and Maple.

Move it! Over and out.

Commandant!

-There's been a jailbreak, sir.

-Get in.

-It is so wonderful to see you again, baby.

-It's wonderful to be seen.

-Just like old times.

-ln America, talk is cheap.

There's been a jailbreak!

Look, there's a stolen police car.

That's got to be it.

I think we got a robbery in progress.

Stay here, Mrs. Feldman.

-Freeze!

-Good idea.

All right, I want everybody

to get back in that vault.

Book them, Tack.

-There's a ninja now.

-I see him.

Come on, let's get him. Let's go.

Do you see him?

Sh*t.

All right. If it's a fight you want,

a fight you'll get.

Damn you. You're gonna pay for that.

Shut up!

Will you two morons, knock it off!

We've got an international incident

going on here!

-I knew you'd come.

-Ja, danke.

-You may thank Mrs. Feldman.

-Who is Mrs. Feldman?

You know Mrs. Feldman,

a member of the defunct C.O.P. team.

This is Sgt. Mahoney

in pursuit of a stolen police car.

I'm headed towards

the Williams County air show.

Repeat, I'm pursing four escapees

toward the Williams County air show.

Now, folks,

making his second appearance...

at the Williams County air show....

-Look out for that car!

-What car?

That car! Come on, get out!

Come on!

Let's get out of here!

Hurry up!

This is where I draw the line.

I'm not going up in one of those things.

-No way. No, sirree.

-You don't have to.

You can open your eyes now.

How can you like this

better than my driving?

Because you can't do this in a car.

Grab that balloon!

We commandeer this balloon

in the name of the law!

-No, wait, you can't!

-You can't do that. We need it for the race.

Mrs. Feldman, stay with the car.

Zed, Sweetchuck, follow me.

Guys, wait up! Tackleberry.

-What do I pull?

-Take it up!

-They're getting away! Let's go!

-We are going up, sir.

Come on! Drop the parachute!

Stop screwing around!

-Come on! Drop the parachute!

-Come on!

If he doesn't want to do it, don't push him.

He's gotta, like, wanna help himself.

You land that balloon right now!

This is Capt. Harris! You are under arrest!

Land that balloon now!

-I'll just blast them out of the sky, sir.

-No! Not yet.

You're right.

I should give them a warning shot first.

lmbecile! Are you happy now?

At least it looks like

we're coming down in the river.

It won't matter

because you're going to be dead!

Pretty view--

I hate water!

Help!

-They're in the river.

-Hurry. Maybe we can catch them.

I'll pull alongside Tackleberry.

Look, I see my house!

Look, the crooks!

Let's go get them, okay?

Hang on, sir!

-Hurry, before they go over the falls!

-There they go!

Get a rope!

Hang on. Hang on, sir!

Hang on, we'll come and get you!

Grab it!

Try to relax!

There's the balloon! Now I've got them.

There's only one way to do this

and it's up to me!

-Take over!

-He was talking to you!

If you're coming back, bring some beer!

-No. He was talking to you.

-No, I heard him.

-He said, "Sweetchuck, take over."

-No, he did not.

-Get off of my foot!

-Shut up! Why are you always whining?

Leave me alone!

Gentlemen, may I see your license

and registration, please?

There they are. Take it down.

I want to get close. Get closer.

Mahoney, what are you doing?

Get in closer!

What do you think you're doing?

I'll take care of you, copper!

Get off my wing! Get off of there!

What will you do about them?

Pal, it's over. Let's go home.

-I hate you.

-I'm not really thrilled about you!

-Why don't you lose some weight?

-Why don't you get out and walk?

-I'm going to be sick!

-I don't have a parachute!

-Shut up! I'm going to be sick!

-Don't be sick on me!

-I don't have a chute!

-Break your fall!

-Hit the kids!

-No, I need a chute!

Get your own! Get away from me!

Come on!

Let go!

I'll break you in half, you dweeb.

There, I opened the chute.

Are you satisfied? Leave me alone!

-I'm going to kill you!

-Shut up and enjoy the flight!

Get off me!

Commandant, they say

your Citizens On Patrol group...

does many, many

wonderful and crazy things.

I think Sgt. Mahoney

deserves a special bow.

-Mahoney?

-All right!

-Mahoney?

-Way to go!

Get up! Look, it's Mahoney!

-Where?

-Sorry.

-To the Academy.

-To the Academy.

You know, you look

a little like Tom Cruise in Top Gun.

-Yeah?

-No!

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