Police Academy 6: City Under Siege Page #2

Hi. Laverne. Hightower.

- Hi, I'm Nick.

FACKLER:
Hello.

How do you...?

Whoops!

Fackler, get a mop!

A mop.

MAN:

Evacuate!

Evacuate this room now!

This is not a good combination.

Fire in the hole.

Come on, come on. Let's go.

Hurry up.

Where you from originally?

Hm-mm.

You the president?

- You got the key for this?

- No.

Okay.

He lifted you out of your chair?

And across my desk,

and he carried me into the vault.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. He got away

with approximately $ 190,000.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Well, suggestions?

I suggest we canvass...

Canvass the entire area

with our modified police-artist sketches.

Who knows, we might get lucky.

- The word...

- Word on the street might help.

Listen to the stoolies,

maybe put a few men undercover.

Well, Commandant Lassard?

The word on the street...

...might give us a clue.

I think I just said that.

At his age, the memory comes and goes.

WOMAN:

Whoops!

Hey, Debbie, take a look at this.

Thank you, Douglas.

Well, at least they didn't get

all the money, huh?

They were too smart to take this.

It's an exploding dye pack.

It's activated when you take it out

of the bank.

If you remember anything else at all,

call Captain Harris.

- Sir...

- What are you doing there, sergeant?

Sir, I found money the gang dropped.

- Thought I'd take it to the commissioner.

- That's all right, I'll take it.

- I think a job...

- That will be all.

Alrighty.

- Proctor.

- Yes, sir.

Keep an eye on these people.

Commissioner.

[EXPLOSION]

- Yes, Captain Harris.

- It wasn't important.

[LAUGHING]

Nick. Thanks, Clarke.

I think we got something here.

Go ahead.

- The big guy...

PROCTOR:
Hang on, captain!

Was breaking open

the safety-deposit boxes.

The man with the guns told him not to,

and then they argued.

Tell him what the guy said.

The big guy said, "Why not?"

The guy with the gun said, "Because

that's not what we're being paid for."

They're just hired help.

There must be somebody planning

the robberies.

Somebody behind the scenes.

A mastermind.

- Ace.

- Yeah.

Who do you think the boss really is?

I don't know, but whoever he is...

...he's certainly well-connected.

- Yeah.

We know what the cops will do

before they do.

- Ain't it something?

- Hey.

Check out Ox.

Ox, five minutes, your time's up.

You win the bet.

You gotta pay him.

I told you.

[MICROPHONE FEEDING BACK]

MAN:

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

I am pleased to say...

...my plan is proceeding perfectly.

[LAUGHING]

Together, we have brought forth

a wave of crime...

...such as this city has never known.

Every mind is filled with dread.

Every fear bears our name.

Only a few more robberies...

...and all will be ripe

for Operation Chaos.

There will be panic, anarchy, destruction.

We shall bring this city to its knees.

Very funny. But we've talked

about this before, haven 't we?

Oh, yes.

Bring them up here.

Come on.

You can have them back

at the end of the crime wave.

With all due respect, Your Reverence...

...Lassard's people

are incompetent fools...

...who are going to screw up

this whole investigation.

I certainly appreciate

your difficulty, captain.

I mean, after all,

I want these swine captured...

...every bit as much as you do.

What can I do? My hands are...

The thing... Oh!

- With the ropes.

- Tied.

When I want your help, Captain Harris,

you may rest assured, I will ask for it.

After all, this is the governor's show,

isn't it? I mean, my hands are tied.

However...

...if you should find any evidence...

...proving that Lassard and his men...

...are hurting the investigation

in any way...

Choo-choo-choo-choo,

woo-woo.

...I would have no choice

but to go right to the governor...

...and have them removed from the case.

I wish you could run for a third term,

Your Honor.

- I would love to vote for you again.

- Ow.

- Me too.

- Thank you for that vote of confidence.

Now, I'm very busy this afternoon.

So if you don't mind...

...have a nice...

...thingy.

- And you too, Your Honor.

Don't you touch another thing.

Before we leave...

...please allow me the privilege

to congratulate you...

...on your fabulous collection

of model ships.

Ah. Thank you.

Built them all myself.

Of course, it's a labor of love.

Now, take that one you're holding now

in your hands.

I've spent a year on that little baby.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, no!

I can fix it.

- Oh.

HARRIS:
I've got the whole weekend.

I'm very good with wood.

It's okay.

Trust me.

Oh!

Commissioner Hurst is right.

We must start

with basic police investigation.

We shall circulate these sketches...

...by our very, very talented police artist.

We shall come up with many,

many leads.

[CRASHING]

[MAN YELLING INDISTINCTLY]

Sorry I'm late.

Did I miss anything?

[GRUNTS]

- Yes, Nick.

- Sir, we got a tip...

...that an office at the Union Towers

is being used by the mob.

I think sending two

undercover officers...

...to this location may give us the break

that'll crack this case wide open.

- Sergeant Jones and myself...

- I'll handle this assignment, sergeant.

I don't think an assignment like this

is appropriate for a man of your...

Nonsense, sergeant.

I was handling undercover cases

when you were still trick-or-treating.

We'll have Captain Harris

and Lieutenant Proctor...

...take the undercover assignment

at the Union Towers building.

- Undercover work is sure exciting.

- Shut up, Proctor.

Proctor, we're supposed to

be undercover.

I know, I was trying to throw them

off guard.

- Just wash the windows.

- Sir.

Thank you, sir.

MAN:
I think we need to talk

about what The Gang is gonna do next.

Yeah. This next job is gonna be

the crucial one.

It's gonna be...

[LOUD SQUEAKING]

What are you doing?

Sir, if you don't squeegee these

windows properly, it leaves streaks.

- Squeegee over there.

- Oh.

[CARS HONKING, CRASHING]

Thank you, sergeant.

This used to be my boys' club.

Come on.

It really has changed.

Pardon the intrusion...

...but I have these police sketches

I'd appreciate you looking at.

Well, certainly, officer.

But first, why don't we shoot a couple

of friendly games while we talk, huh?

Splendid.

This always was a friendly neighborhood.

MAN 1:
Come here, son.

- I'II...

Watch this. I'm gonna hustle this old fart

for everything he owns.

Do you mind if I ask you

a few questions?

- Let's shoot first.

- Okay.

Hold this.

Hold this.

MAN 2:

Hold this.

- I'm not good with sports, you know.

- Hey, sarge.

This is...

I'll try.

- I'll go first.

- Yeah, yeah.

That's okay if you guys are tired,

I'll shoot again. This is nice.

MAN 3:

Jeez.

LASSARD:

That'll do it.

What would you like to know?

RAPPER 1:

You know what I'm saying, B

OG:

Screaming almost damaged my ears

The people running in fear

The hour to devour is near

Pandemonium, chaos, total destruction

Tragedy portrays an eerie seduction

Gunshots, fistfights, even knives

People getting hurt

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