Police Academy 6: City Under Siege Page #3

Others losing their lives

No doubt about it

And you can 't deny it

What started as a quarrel

Turned into a riot

RAPPER 2:

Bodies laid out all over the ground

Blood spattered everywhere

People getting beat down

Inner city juvie going out with a bang

Hi, we're...

Could you tell us...?

Your beat kept me moving

From right to left

Your rap is, how you say, real def

But we need some help

And some information

About the gangs

In the Wilson Heights situation

What do you know?

She's a rapper and a cop

Man, everybody's rapping

Where will it stop

People give rap a whole lot of beef

But now old folks are rapping

Without no teeth

RAPPER 2:
We're rapping about gangs

That go around banging

Robbing, stealing, shooting

Hanging on corners, polluting the nature

So give me your number

In case we get some information

- Word

- We believe you guys

We won 't dispute you

But if you're lying to us

We'll come back and shoot you

Word

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

These guys are gonna be big.

Yeah. So where's The Gang

living these days?

[YELLING]

Captain Harris?

Sh*t. Ah!

Oh, God!

I'll feed the poor! Oh, please, help me!

- Oh, please, help me! Mother!

PROCTOR:
Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Okay, you can do it!

Thank you, Proctor! I'll never forget...

Don't worry about the pants!

Save yourself, sir!

HARRIS:

God, please don't let me die.

I'm so young. Please...

- God, I'll help the homeless!

I'll feed the poor.

Oh, I'll be so good.

I mean it. I really, really mean it!

Thank you for your contribution,

Captain Harris.

[RECORDING CONTINUES]

Please, don 't let me die!

I'm...

Well, it would seem...

...that all our old-fashioned police work

has netted us zip.

We don't know who these men are.

We don't know where they're going

to strike next.

- Yes, sergeant.

- Well, maybe we do, sir.

Maybe they'll strike

exactly where we want them to.

Right.

HURST:
A trap is only as good

as the bait you use.

Red Leader to perimeter. Report.

Checkpoint One. Nothing here.

Well, hello there, little fellow.

Bet I got something for you.

All right. Here we go.

Look at this. See, I'm gonna get you

some good milk.

Here. There you go.

Let's just keep this

between me and you. Okay?

JONES:
Checkpoint Two?

- Checkpoint Two. Negative.

Airport. I'm in a hurry.

Take the bus.

I don't wanna take the bus.

I wanna take your cab. Now, step on it.

You'll take the bus and like it.

Now, mister!

LAVERNE:

He took me to dinner, then to his place.

And we've been there all of two minutes

when he says:

"Oh, baby, you're so fine.

How about some wine?"

JONES:
Checkpoint Five. Are you there?

- Can you believe...?

Just a minute, Di.

Checkpoint Five. All quiet here.

So then I look at him, and I say...

JONES:

What's happening, Checkpoint Three?

Checkpoint Three. Nothing unusual here.

JONES:

Checkpoint Four, report.

Checkpoint Four. Yeah, all clear.

Thank you for calling K-D-O-Z. K-Doz,

the station where nothing happens.

Come on, now, chin up.

I'm sure we'll get robbed any minute.

Promises, promises.

Right here, Proctor.

When this trap is sprung...

...right here is where the action will be.

And I will be right in the middle of it.

This is why I insisted

that I be given this assignment.

You sure know how

to throw your fat around, sir.

That's weight, Proctor.

- Weight.

- Oh, weight.

[CAR ALARM SOUNDING]

- What's that?

- I don't know, sir.

They're out there, Proctor. I feel it.

They'll attack this truck,

our men will move in...

...and I will personally put an end

to the Wilson Heights Gang.

It's quite simple, really.

- Do you think we'll get commendations?

- Medals?

They'll give me the key to the city.

First, I'll address the city

on the 6:
00 news.

"The city is safe. It was my privilege

to serve you," et cetera.

- Sir.

- I think maybe a parade is in order.

- Sir.

- I'll be the grand marshal, of course.

I'll have to face all the talk-show offers.

- Sir!

- What is it, Proctor?

Help! Pull me up!

Help! No! No!

Halt! Halt!

- Halt! Halt!

HARRIS:
Help!

They can't hear me, sir.

Sir, running really is the best form

of aerobic exercise.

Is it bad?

They knew. They knew all about it.

Somebody had to tip them off.

- But only our team knew about the plan.

- No, Uncle Eric...

...the leak is not in the precinct.

It's one of us.

LASSARD:
Well, it seemed like

a good plan at the time.

HARRIS:

Oh, yes, yes. A fine plan.

We lose a priceless diamond...

...the Wilson Heights Gang

pulls the crime of the century...

...and we look like a bunch of jerks

because we practically invited them.

Do us a favor, Sergeant Lassard.

The next time you have a brilliant idea...

...please, keep it to yourself.

A**hole!

HURST:
But now, Captain Harris,

if you'll take a seat.

Perhaps a different seat.

We've got to stop feeling sorry

for ourselves.

Now, so far...

...this gang seems to be confining

its robberies to our precinct.

- You got something, Nick?

- No, no. I'm just taking some notes.

Captain Harris, the mayor wants

to see you as soon as possible.

The mayor would like to see me.

HURST:

Well, don't keep him waiting.

If you'll excuse me.

Proctor!

I want a complete report

on this sprinkler system.

- Sprinklers?

- Sprinklers.

Good afternoon. How are you?

So nice to see you. Hello. Hello.

Welcome to America. A great country.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Seven?

Harris. Don't bother to rise.

A whole lot of glue,

but not an ounce of love.

Have any progress to report,

Captain Harris?

Well, actually, I'm afraid not, sir.

We're at a bit of a standstill.

We are re-questioning all the witnesses,

but that, of course, is basic procedure.

This is not what I want to hear,

Captain Harris.

I wanna hear that these crooks

have been...

- The thing when you put the cuffs on...

- Caught!

- Caught. That's exactly right. Caught.

- I'm trying, sir. I really am.

But it's not easy with Lassard

and his men slowing me down.

Yes, that business with the armored car.

That was a mess.

Do you have any other complaints

against them at all?

Not yet, Your Eminence.

But I know Lassard and his nephew

are up to something.

- And I am going to find out what!

- What?

- That's what I'm going to find out.

- All right, let's get cracking!

- Yes, sir!

- Let's get this case moving!

- Yes, sir!

- Go!

Yes, sir!

Midge, find out why Harris

has got a chair on his ass.

Whoo!

Come on, Nick,

we've been here since noon.

- You haven't told us what we're doing.

- Look, you guys just have to trust me.

- May I help you, sir?

- I got my eye on that necklace there.

It is beautiful. Shall I show it to you?

No, thank you. I'll get it myself.

All right, all right, all right. Stay calm.

Sorry about the mess.

Okay, now,

where do you hide your safe?

- Call me when you're ready.

- Back room, behind the painting.

Thank you.

[SCREAMING]

Thank you.

We'll just be a minute.

- Excuse me, coming through.

MAN 1:
I don't know them.

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