Police Academy 6: City Under Siege Page #4

- How'd you know?

- I don't get it yet...

...but for some reason, the robberies

follow the old 51 bus route.

MAN 2:
Get back here!

- Criminals, ho!

[SIRENS WAILING]

Oh, crapola.

Let's go, Proctor!

Freeze! Freeze!

You're under arrest! Hands up!

Harris, you're in the line of fire.

Get out of the way!

Sure, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Well, let me tell you something,

Sergeant Lassard.

I happen to be captain of this precinct,

and I am perfectly...

Let's go, Proctor!

ACE:

Yeehaw!

- All units, attention. Robbery in progress.

- I hurt my hand. Let's go! Go!

That was very exciting, wasn't it?

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

- He shoots.

- Air ball.

MAN:

As I was saying...

...I wanted to praise the cunning

and skill you showed...

...in evading almost certain capture.

What happened there?

That fool Lassard and his team

are getting too close.

You want we should

take care of them?

No. Leave them to me.

- Yuck!

WOMAN:
Watch it, it's Fackler.

MAN:

Watch it!

- Thought we weren't meeting till later.

- Hurst called a special meeting.

- For what?

- Makes me nervous. Harris is too happy.

You're probably jumping to conclusions.

[WHISTLING]

- I could be wrong.

- Officers, be seated.

This is not going to be pleasant,

so we'll get right to the point.

From the beginning, we've suspected

that there was a leak in this precinct.

This morning,

acting on an anonymous tip...

...Captain Harris and I personally

searched one of your offices.

I'm afraid we found

what we were looking for.

This jewelry has been identified

as stolen merchandise...

...from the Wilson Heights Gang's

last robbery.

The office belonged

to Commandant Eric Lassard.

To tell the truth, we were shocked.

You're shocked?

We have no choice but to suspend

Commandant Lassard and his team...

...from active duty,

pending an investigation...

An investigation.

Yes.

Good day, gentlemen.

Excuse me. And of course, lady.

Ladies, two of them.

And good day to you, Your Excellency.

You are all dismissed.

We're just gonna sit here

and do nothing?

What can we do? We're suspended.

To pursue this case

would be disobeying a direct order.

- We can lose our jobs.

DEBBIE:
Wait a minute.

A man's being falsely accused here.

Doesn't that count for anything?

She's right. We've got to clear

Commandant Lassard.

- No one else can.

- He's the reason we have these jobs.

He'd do the same for us.

You're right. Let's go.

[WHISTLING]

HIGHTOWER:

So, what are we looking for?

I don't know, some connection.

Why are these robberies taking place

along the old number 51 bus route?

What's so special about that route?

- Shall I bring it up on the screen?

- Yeah, let's take a look at it.

Oops. Wrong file.

These are the intercity Railink plans.

They must have moved the old

bus routes to a different file.

No, no, no. Wait a minute.

Maybe this isn't the wrong file.

I'll tell you what, try cross-referencing

the old bus route...

...against the proposed Railink system

and see what you come up with.

Okay.

It matches perfectly.

Yes, but why is the Wilson Heights Gang

robbing stores along the Railink?

What happens when a section of town

becomes a high-crime area?

- The property is devalued.

- Right.

Why would somebody want

to devalue the property?

- So they can buy it.

NICK:
Exactly.

The property along the Railink system

is very valuable.

Now, whoever owns that property

is gonna be very, very rich.

Find out if anyone's buying property

along that route.

I'm way ahead of you.

MAN:

Good evening, gentlemen.

Tonight our devious plan

becomes a fearful reality.

All that remains is for me

to give my final command.

Begin Operation Chaos.

You boys are awfully quiet tonight.

Oh, well, sir, this is probably going

to be our last official meeting with you.

We wanted you to know

what a privilege it's been for us...

...to work with a criminal genius

such as yourself.

As a matter of fact, we got you...

...a pathetic little something here

to express our admiration...

...our respect, sir, and our...

Just put it in the drawer, boy.

It's Cuban.

I thank you. I'm touched.

Why, this is the perfect way...

...for me to celebrate

this victorious moment.

Funny. Very funny.

It's no good.

I don't know the code word.

- The computer won't let me get the file.

NICK:
We're so close.

We've gotta do something.

Yes, sir.

Hey, brother,

you really are computer friendly.

NICK:

Okay. "Clayton Plating."

Ah-ha! Radio-controlled detonators.

Dynamite.

DEBBIE:

Douglas.

- Oh, no.

- What, another robbery?

No, it's worse.

They've got the blueprints

and the firepower to shut the city down.

Party Guys to Birthday Boy.

The candles are lit.

Make a wish.

[CARS HONKING]

[FACKLER BLOWING WHISTLE]

Come on. Come on. Come on.

WOMAN:
Make up your mind.

I'm out of here!

What are you doing?

[DRIVERS YELLING INDISTINCTLY]

We better check this out.

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Ladies and gentlemen,

please just calm down.

There's no need to be alarmed.

Just take your seats.

[IMITATING DRUM ROLL,

CYMBAL CRASH]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Metropolitan

Police Department proudly presents me.

IMITATING DONALD DUCK:

Ow!

IN NORMAL VOICE:
Sorry, Donald.

IMITATING DONALD DUCK: Ah, phooey!

- Okay, come on.

- There you go.

- Hey, here comes a portable.

- Yeah, right.

MAN:

Yeah, give me that one.

Yeah.

Nice night, isn't it, officers?

IMITATING WOLFMAN JACK:

Hey, baby.

Rock 'n' roll is the answer, baby.

Because I know what you need.

Because I'm gonna give you

what you need.

[IMITATING S YNTHESIZER]

[IMITATING DRUM MACHING]

[IMITATING ELECTRIC GUITAR]

Great.

[IMITATING JIMI HENDRIX]

Thank you very much. Good night.

Come on, Nick, let's go.

Officers need assistance.

The batteries are dead.

You better go on foot. Now.

Hey, baby.

Why don't you just put that gun away.

Maybe we can have ourselves

a little party.

Okay.

Who wants to go first?

Looks like she doesn't need us.

SWAT OFFICER 1:
She's good.

SWAT OFFICER 2:
All right.

DEBBIE:

My...

What a big gun.

OX:

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

Oh, crapola!

He can be such a baby.

This is Sergeant Lassard, requesting

all available units to Galena and Main.

Galena and Main.

HIGHTOWER:

Over here.

- What's up?

- The Wilson Heights Gang is down there.

[MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING]

- What's the situation?

- The gang is getting away.

So, what are we waiting for?

[CAT YOWLING]

I'll just get a few things from my cycle.

Tack, you ready?

- I'm ready.

- Let's go kick some butt.

- Let's check it out.

- All right, be careful.

I'm gonna see where this tunnel goes.

Look who's here.

Here one minute, gone the next.

How about you?

I just thought I'd keep you company.

You into heavy metal?

[CLATTERING]

Now I'm mad.

[CAT HISSING]

TACK:

Sorry.

You're under arrest!

Throw down your weapon

and come out with your hands up!

I take that as a "no."

Ha! You're weakening. I'm stronger.

No, it's your breath.

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