Pootie Tang Page #6

Synopsis: Pootie Tang, the musician/actor/folk hero of the ghetto, is chronicled from his early childhood to his battles against the evil Corporate America, who try to steal his magic belt and make him sell out by endorsing addictive products to his people. Pootie must learn to find himself and defeat the evil corporation for all the young black children of America, supatime.
Director(s): Louis C.K.
Production: Paramount Pictures
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.2
Metacritic:
31
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
PG-13
Year:
2001
81 min
$2,839,456
Website
911 Views


We're gonna get married.

Yeah.

And that's the way it went down.

Pootie Tanggot his man,

and Biggie Shorty got her man.

But not before she handled

one little piece of business.

Ireenie left Dick Lecter.

She now works for the city,

counseling teen-ho's.

Dick Lecter quit corporate America.

He is no wan actor appearing

in the touring company...

of Wesley Snipes'

Murder at 1 600 - The Musical.

Dirty Dee is still dirty

because he is Dirty Dee, damn it!

Man, it is hot today!

Ooh, it's hot out here, man.

It is hot today!

You know, it's hot out.

Yeah, I just said that.

I said it's hot out here, man.

Yeah, you know, it's hot too.

Yeah, that's why I said it, man!

It is hot out here!

I know.

I'm just saying it's hot too.

Lacey is still

getting on JB's nerves.

And he's getting on his nerves too.

And as for me, Trucky--

- Oh, sh*t! My lasagna!

- What?

Oh, goddamn it, Trucky!

I can't believe you burned

that lasagna again!

Who I look like?

I'm not Chef Boyardee!

You've been burning things

since the day--

You know, that is the longest damn

movie clip I've ever seen.

But then again,

you're Pootie Tang.

Well, sa da tay.

Exactly. Pootie Tang,

it's been biddie having you by.

Bob, I dabe ba samie, my brother.

Cole me on the panny sty.

I'm sorry.

What was that?

Cole-- Cole me

on the panny sty.

What the hell

are you talking about?

Cole me down

on the panny sty?

Oh, cole me down

on the panny sty!

All right! Thank you, Pootie Tang!

Thank you, Pootie!

Oh, I love him!

I love Pootie Tang!

Oh, he's so sexy!

He's so sexy! I love Pootie!

Oh, I love you, Pootie!

Cut!

Pootie Tang got

three gold records.

Pootie get all the Grammys

because he's Pootie Tang.

- Yes, he's terrific.

- I don't think he's so great.

Uh-oh, girl. Uh-oh, now.

Pootie's got you now.

Pootie about to make

reservations on you now, girl!

Oh, girl,

the red phone is blinkin'!

It's over for you now, baby.

It's over now for you.

You know it's over!

He done got you in the radar, baby.

Pootie got you now, girl!

Red phone ringin', baby!

Red phone ringin'. Red phone--

Man's gotta do, I suppose.

I guess as long as you gone, they

can't make you do no more movies.

- Oh! No more movies.

- Let's do that line again.

I'm gonna sine your pitty

on the runny Kine.

We don't like no trouble

around here, you know.

It's a quiet town.

You look all right, though.

A little weird, though,

ain't ya?

That's my panny, di.

Well...

I suppose so.

Yeah, baby,

it's time to get dirty!

I can't hear a word you're saying

'cause I got earplugs in, my man.

But I'm gonna try somethin'.

Yeah!

Boom! That's it.

And everybody run away!

Run, run, run, run, run!

No, Pootie stays!

I'm gonna sine your kitty

on the sepatime.

Baby, I'm gonna sine your pitty...

on the runny...

Kine.

Man! Pootie Tang

done did it again!

If you think

you're Pootie Tangin '

On the dance floor, shake your thing

It's all right, all right

If you think

you're Pootie Tangin '

On the dance floor, shake your thing

It's all right, all right

Pootie is a shot-callin'player

Stackin' nothin' but papers

- He gets his mack on with flavor

- Always playin'

When he goes kickin' and clubbin'

or when he's with bb bumpin'

He knows the ladies

They love him Pootie Tangin'

And he's got this look in his eyes

like I'm his number one prize

And yet still he

maintains composure

So when you're doin' your thing

do it like Pootie Tang

He hangs for some time

We get to know ya

If you think

you're Pootie Tangin'

On the dance floor, shake your thing

It's all right, all right

If you think

you're Pootie Tangin'

On the dance floor, shake your thing

It's all right, all right

If you think

you're Pootie Tangin'

On the dance floor, shake your thing

It's all right, all right

If you think

you're Pootie Tangin '

On the dance floor, shake your thing

It's all right, all right

Pootie, you know

you're one in a million

You speakin'

what you be feelin'

And now you got me

I'm willin'

Wanna breathe the air

that you're breathin'

Shall we tell you the reason

I think I'm what you be needin'

Come on, baby, let's take a ride

Just wanna be by your side

Got a feeling like

it's my duty

To let you share my world

Just wanna be your girl

'Cause I like the way

you're tangin', Pootie

If you think

you're Pootie Tangin '

On the dance floor, shake your thing

It's all right, all right

If you think

you're Pootie Tangin '

On the dance floor, shake your thing

It's all right, all right

If you think

you're Pootie Tangin '

On the dance floor, shake your thing

It's all right, all right

If you think

you're Pootie Tangin '

On the dance floor, shake your thing

It's all right, all right

Boy, you kill me

Ooh, he's Pootie Tangin '

If you think

you're Pootie Tangin '

On the dance floor, shake your thing

It's all right, all right

If you think

you're Pootie Tangin '

On the dance floor, shake your thing

It's all right, all right

If you think

you're Pootie Tangin '

On the dance floor, shake your thing

It's all right, all right

If you think

you're Pootie Tangin '

On the dance floor, shake your thing

It's all right, all right

If you think

you're Pootie Tangin '

On the dance floor, shake your thing

It's all right, all right

If you think

you're Pootie Tangin '

On the dance floor, shake your thing

It's all right, all right

If you think

you're Pootie Tangin '

On the dance floor, shake your thing

It's all right, all right

If you think

you're Pootie Tangin '

On the dance floor, shake your thing

It's all right, all right

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Louis C.K.

Louis A. Székely (born September 12, 1967), better known by his stage name Louis C.K. (), is a Mexican American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and filmmaker. He is known for his use of observational, self-deprecating, dark, and shock humor. In 2012, C.K. won a Peabody Award and has received six Primetime Emmy Awards, as well as numerous awards for The Chris Rock Show, Louie, and his stand-up specials Live at the Beacon Theater (2011) and Oh My God (2013). He has won the Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album twice. Rolling Stone ranked C.K.'s stand-up special Shameless number three on their "Divine Comedy: 25 Best Stand-Up Specials and Movies of All Time" list and ranked him fourth on its 2017 list of the 50 best stand-up comics of all time.C.K. began his career in the 1990s writing for comedians including David Letterman, Conan O'Brien, Dana Carvey, Chris Rock, and also for other comedy shows. Also in this period, he was directing surreal short films and went on to direct two features—Tomorrow Night (1998) and Pootie Tang (2001). In 2001, C.K. released his debut comedy album, Live in Houston directly through his website and became among the first performers to offer direct-to-fan sales of tickets to his stand-up shows, as well as DRM-free video concert downloads, via his website. He has released nine comedy albums, often directing and editing his specials as well. He had supporting acting roles in the films The Invention of Lying (2009), American Hustle, Blue Jasmine (both 2013), and Trumbo (2015). C.K. created, directed, executive produced, starred in, wrote, and was the primary editor of, Louie, an acclaimed semi-autobiographical comedy-drama series aired from 2010 to 2015 on FX. In 2016, C.K. created and starred in his self-funded web series Horace and Pete. He also co-created the shows Baskets and Better Things for FX and voiced Max the dog in the animated film The Secret Life of Pets in the same year. His 2017 film, I Love You, Daddy, was pulled from distribution prior to its scheduled release date after multiple women accused him of sexual misconduct which he then admitted to. more…

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