Pootie Tang Page #6
We're gonna get married.
Yeah.
And that's the way it went down.
Pootie Tanggot his man,
and Biggie Shorty got her man.
But not before she handled
Ireenie left Dick Lecter.
She now works for the city,
counseling teen-ho's.
Dick Lecter quit corporate America.
He is no wan actor appearing
in the touring company...
of Wesley Snipes'
Murder at 1 600 - The Musical.
Dirty Dee is still dirty
because he is Dirty Dee, damn it!
Man, it is hot today!
Ooh, it's hot out here, man.
It is hot today!
You know, it's hot out.
Yeah, I just said that.
I said it's hot out here, man.
Yeah, you know, it's hot too.
Yeah, that's why I said it, man!
It is hot out here!
I know.
I'm just saying it's hot too.
Lacey is still
getting on JB's nerves.
And he's getting on his nerves too.
And as for me, Trucky--
- Oh, sh*t! My lasagna!
- What?
Oh, goddamn it, Trucky!
I can't believe you burned
that lasagna again!
Who I look like?
I'm not Chef Boyardee!
You've been burning things
since the day--
You know, that is the longest damn
movie clip I've ever seen.
But then again,
you're Pootie Tang.
Well, sa da tay.
Exactly. Pootie Tang,
it's been biddie having you by.
Bob, I dabe ba samie, my brother.
Cole me on the panny sty.
I'm sorry.
What was that?
Cole-- Cole me
on the panny sty.
What the hell
are you talking about?
Cole me down
on the panny sty?
Oh, cole me down
on the panny sty!
All right! Thank you, Pootie Tang!
Thank you, Pootie!
Oh, I love him!
I love Pootie Tang!
Oh, he's so sexy!
He's so sexy! I love Pootie!
Oh, I love you, Pootie!
Cut!
Pootie Tang got
three gold records.
Pootie get all the Grammys
because he's Pootie Tang.
- Yes, he's terrific.
- I don't think he's so great.
Uh-oh, girl. Uh-oh, now.
Pootie's got you now.
Pootie about to make
reservations on you now, girl!
Oh, girl,
the red phone is blinkin'!
It's over for you now, baby.
It's over now for you.
You know it's over!
He done got you in the radar, baby.
Pootie got you now, girl!
Red phone ringin', baby!
Red phone ringin'. Red phone--
Man's gotta do, I suppose.
I guess as long as you gone, they
can't make you do no more movies.
- Oh! No more movies.
- Let's do that line again.
I'm gonna sine your pitty
on the runny Kine.
We don't like no trouble
around here, you know.
It's a quiet town.
You look all right, though.
A little weird, though,
ain't ya?
That's my panny, di.
Well...
I suppose so.
Yeah, baby,
it's time to get dirty!
I can't hear a word you're saying
'cause I got earplugs in, my man.
But I'm gonna try somethin'.
Yeah!
Boom! That's it.
And everybody run away!
Run, run, run, run, run!
No, Pootie stays!
I'm gonna sine your kitty
on the sepatime.
Baby, I'm gonna sine your pitty...
on the runny...
Kine.
Man! Pootie Tang
done did it again!
If you think
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
If you think
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
Pootie is a shot-callin'player
Stackin' nothin' but papers
- He gets his mack on with flavor
- Always playin'
When he goes kickin' and clubbin'
or when he's with bb bumpin'
He knows the ladies
They love him Pootie Tangin'
And he's got this look in his eyes
like I'm his number one prize
And yet still he
maintains composure
So when you're doin' your thing
do it like Pootie Tang
He hangs for some time
We get to know ya
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin'
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin'
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
If you think
you're Pootie Tangin'
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
If you think
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
Pootie, you know
you're one in a million
You speakin'
what you be feelin'
And now you got me
I'm willin'
Wanna breathe the air
that you're breathin'
Shall we tell you the reason
I think I'm what you be needin'
Come on, baby, let's take a ride
Just wanna be by your side
Got a feeling like
it's my duty
To let you share my world
Just wanna be your girl
'Cause I like the way
you're tangin', Pootie
If you think
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
If you think
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
If you think
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
If you think
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
Boy, you kill me
If you think
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
If you think
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
If you think
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
If you think
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
If you think
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
If you think
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
If you think
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
If you think
On the dance floor, shake your thing
It's all right, all right
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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