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is composed.

Why not? Just write it down.

- After the foreplay...

with the woman lying on her back,

the man kneels next to her thigh,

so that he is in right angle to

her body. Then he pushes...

the left arm under the knees...

- What kind of angle?

I'm not sure right now.

Just go on...

The legs are lifted so high,

that they form a right angle...

with the thighs.

- Sorry, but I find it complicated.

Totally.

Undressing in front of the partner

won't fail it's effect on the man.

It is perhaps the oldest

seduction method of the woman.

Today, it is often commercially

exploited with the striptease.

Have you ever practised group sex?

- Yes.

Why did you do it?

- Out of curiosity.

Why is group sex so popular?

- Out of boredom, because...

alone it's too boring, well...

Curiosity as well.

What did you like most about group sex?

- Nothing.

Have you ever seen a porn magazine?

- Yes.

Do you think one should lift the ban

of porn for adults? - No.

That shouldn't happen.

- Continue it?

Yes.

- So you think porn is bad?

Actually not.

- But you want...

the ban to be continued?

- Yes, yes.

Doctor, what about the third way

to orgasm, through masturbation...

or onanism.

- 99% of all young men and girls...

masturbate occasionally,

while 1% lies.

Did you know that you on the size

of the mouth of a woman...

can infer the size of her vagina?

- The vagina of a normal, healthy woman

is so elastic that she usually adjusts

to the size of the penis.

There's the coffee!

I actually can't recognise

any concept.

Concept?

Tits and ass, that's the concept.

A scientific framework

is in fact required, huh?

We'll meet tonight at Cesare, ok?

- All right.

Shall I give you a lift?

- No thanks, I've other plans.

But don't forget the red thread!

Hello...

Well, let's see.

What? "I wanna f*** you?"

Sh*t!

Hi, Bennie!

- Bad timing?

No. Come in.

That's Lasse!

Always listening the Beijing Radio.

What, you speak Chinese?

- No, why?

I just listen out of solidarity.

Do you like one too?

- No, thank you.

And how's your film going?

- It's going rather... going fine.

Time for breakfast.

- This is Walter.

This is Bennie. You know,

who wants to make the film with us.

- It's that Stalinist nonsense.

Luckily I built too many yesterday.

Always think about the future.

Pre-building is really important.

Tell me,

I know you somehow.

- He was at the demonstration.

No, not there. It was

when they arrested me,

at the police station, can that be?

- Me?

What was your film about?

.

Never seen a naked woman?

Yes.

You know, Benjamin,

I'm quite curious if your film

is ideologically correct.

Yes, well, actually...

Yes.

So it is? And how will you

arrange everything?

Marxist-Leninist? Or do you rather

see the barter after the revolution?

Walter,

stop that ideological

dick comparison.

I just want to know

on which side he is.

Well, we'll show frankly

the marriage as...

Have I heard the word marriage?

Yes, just that marriage

is actually over and out,

and that a woman easily

can be with several men.

And what about the men?

Hello, my name's Kpke,

C.I.D. Ramersdorf.

Could it be that your car

was stolen? - Yes.

But how do you... I called the police

but no one answered.

Saturday... Ramersdorf...

There it is. That's unbelievable!

How have you done this so fast?

A well-known car thieve.

We had traced him for a long time.

You do what you can.

- That's really great.

And how did you get him?

- It was a few hours ago.

At a traffic light.

He wanted to show off, but

he just stalled the engine.

How could something

so stupid happen?

I asked that myself.

And? What's next?

I think we should complete

some formalities.

Of course. Come on in...

So, it will... be like...

Oswalt Kolle, for example.

- Pardon?

That square tries only to save

the marriage! - Exactly!

And we oppose it.

We put the revolution and the

sexual liberation against it.

That's not bad. With that contrast

he exposes the square moral clichs.

Funny concept!

Hey, don't you need more material

about square points of view?

Yeah, Sure! I mean,

it's going to be square.

Maybe I've got an idea.

Well, an educational film...

- Yes.

You play the cop again?

- The director has to decide.

Before I leave you my hall,

You must explain more detailed

what happens in this educational film.

I'm single. It's easy

to attract gossip.

Men shall get educated about

the sexual needs of women.

I see. And you're the expert?

Mom?

Who are you?

- I'm Freddie.

He is a film producer.

You don't look like one.

- How do I look then?

Like a show-off.

Mama, I'm visiting Georg.

- But don't stay so long again.

This is Emmelie. My daughter.

- Pretty... saucy.

Indeed.

Get rid of it. Off, off!

Everything must off.

One moment.

Tell me, did you know there

are women who are obsessed

with every day eating another

type of vegetable.

But why?

What has this obsession for vegetables

to do the your sex life?

Well, for me it's with men.

If I, for example,

have slept with an Italian, I would

avoid Italians for a good while.

Then comes a Frenchman,

a Dane, a Spaniard, and so on.

Only... after a certain number

men of different peoples?

Ten.

- Ten? You need ten men...

different nationalities,

to satisfy yourself?

And then I'm only number 11.

- It must be tough for you.

Yes.

What's your profession?

- I am a seamstress.

Seamstress? I see!

When you pedalled the sewing machine,

I mean...

did the rubbing of the thighs give

you voluptuous sensations?

Indeed!

There was one a day

where I sewed 45 pants!

45?

Scientifically the case is clear: The

friction of the thighs while sewing...

gave you a lively

sexual stimulation.

High doses at a young age

can cause nymphomania,

also called...

Man-eater sickness!

Is there any hope

for our love?

You should pause your sewing

for a while. As for you,

so you can satisfy your friend,

it is recommended

during the act to recite

prime numbers, or to

recall unpleasant experiences.

It will delay the ejaculation.

That was amazing. The scene

is essential for the film!

Exactly.

And I play the counselor!

I got the story for the film.

The innocent girl Rita

gets through her hard work

at the sewing machine

unintentionally sexually aroused.

- With a sewing machine?

Yes.

- Wicked...

Careful, careful!

I'm sorry.

Well...

Just take a look through!

Could you possibly

go back a little? Yes.

Yes. That's good, that's good.

One more from the front, okay?

- Yes.

Mom, you look great!

- I agree.

Emmelie, come,

I'll help you with homework.

Will he sleep more often with us?

- Don't be so curious.

Great. With such a camera you look

right into the heart of everything.

Huge, huge!

- Yes. Ok, Freddie...

You play the sexually exhausted

friend of Rita. - What?

Sexually exhausted, me?

- You shall just play it.

Oh, sh*t!

People, listen everybody!

Irene...

Bennie?

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