Postal Page #9

Synopsis: The story begins with a regular Joe who tries desperately to seek employment, but embarks on a violent rampage when he teams up with cult leader Uncle Dave. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. Chaos ensues, and now the Postal Dude must not only take on terrorists but political figures as well.
Director(s): Uwe Boll
Production: Event Film
  1 win & 3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.5
Metacritic:
22
Rotten Tomatoes:
7%
R
Year:
2007
100 min
Website
1,097 Views


of mother earth #

# we hear the magic sound,

singing #

# oo-oo-oo-ooh #

# oo-oo-oo-ooh #

# devils cast into the sea #

# brothers without love #

# ripple to a tidal wave #

# swelling to a flood #

# brave the storm,

you lonesome ships #

# courage, it's not far #

# sail away #

# we'll find a day in the land

of la-la-la, singing #

# oo-oo-oo-ooh #

# oo-oo-oo-ooh #

# oo-oo-oo-ooh #

# oo-oo-oo-ooh #

# oo-oo-oo-ooh #

# oo-oo-oo-ooh #

# tree of life bearing fruit #

# nourishing us all #

# as the sun will become

the father standing tall #

# let us take our appleseed

and plant it in the ground #

# soon we'll seen an apple tree

and hear the magic sound #

# oo-oo-oo-ooh #

# oo-oo-oo-ooh #

# oo-oo-oo-ooh #

# oo-oo-oo-ooh #

[ "theme from 'Postal'" plays ]

MAN:
Attention, residents

of the planet earth.

Don't miss the sale

of the century.

With the purchase of one clone,

get a second clone...

for

free.

There's no business

like clone business.

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Uwe Boll

Uwe Boll (German: [ˈuːvə ˈbɔl]; born June 22, 1965) is a German-born Canadian restaurateur and retired filmmaker. He financed his own films through his production companies Boll KG and Event Film Productions. Many of his films were produced on low budgets and Boll himself had backed his projects financially or made use of crowdfunding platforms. Boll's filmmaking career is generally divided into two distinct phases: the first consists of big budget films with a usually renowned cast, most of which gained him a reputation as a "schlock maestro", while receiving highly negative reviews from critics, with Alone in the Dark being considered one of the worst films ever made. However his second phase is marked by films with a smaller budget or were independently made, relatively unknown actors and different approaches to filmmaking; Boll's Rampage film series, Tunnel Rats, Stoic, Amoklauf, Heart of America, Assault on Wall Street and Darfur have been better (or mildly well) received by critics. After losing financing and facing constant criticism, Boll partially retired from filmmaking in 2016 to work in the restaurant industry. He opened his Bauhaus Restaurant in Vancouver, which has earned positive reviews among food critics. more…

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