Postman Pat: The Movie Page #7

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I feel I'm a really happy,

really happy postman

I deliver all the goods

from coast to coast, yeah

It's going rather well,

don't you think, Edwin?

Huh? Oh, yes.

Yes. Very well indeed.

...a really happy, really happy...

Stop! Stop the show!

This contest is a sham.

And this postman isn't

what he pretends to be.

Postman Pat is a robot!

And I can prove it.

That is a robot!

Hes got bits in him!

Robots aren't allowed on the show.

I told you.

What is going on here?

Edwin, I demand an explanation!

It must be Clifton's doing, sir.

Hes fooled us all. Hes a cheat.

No, everybody wait, please!

I can explain everything!

Mr rown, sir.

I'm afraid we've both

made a terrible mistake.

Ah, it's just another robot!

Ill make short work of...

Hey, wait a minute.

Lt was working a minute ago.

This is some kind of trick.

Theres a lot of metal above my head,

isn't there?

Yes.

I thought so.

You can't fool me! Robots!

You're all robots!

Simon's a robot, too, Im sure of it.

Hes always been a robot.

Pat, my boy. I don't

understand any of this.

What's going on?

It's so easy to lose sight

of what's important.

Everything seems to be moving

so quickly these days.

Technology and machines

have brought a lot of wonderful things

into the world.

Made it faster, more exciting.

And being on telly, well,

that's quite a thrill.

But so is slowing down

to play football with your son.

Or coming home to a quiet dinner

with family and friends.

I got into this contest

to win a holiday for my wife,

but somewhere along the way

I forgot to take time

for those I really care about.

And that was a mistake.

Because if the people you love

aren't there to share your success,

then maybe you're not

that successful at all.

You'd think a postman would be better

at sorting things, wouldn't you?

I want to be a postman.

Good on you, mate.

Oh. I must have something in my eye.

Ive wasted my life.

But not everyone at our company

feels the same way.

Isn't that right, Mr Carbunkle?

Quite right, Clifton.

What matters is money.

And control! And power!

Everything SDS will have,

once Im running this sorry company!

No, no, no, no, Edwin.

Thats not the SDS way.

It is now.

See? See? Robots! I knew it! Robots!

Edwin, stop this immediately!

What are you doing?

Give me the, SDS, rown.

The days of lovable, friendly mailmen

helping quaint country characters

with their stupid little problems is over!

The future belongs to machines!

And to me!

See? See? I told you this would happen!

Oh, if I was down there,

I'd show you what for!

Come up here and fight like a machine!

Oh! Oh, my allergy!

Huh?

- What happened?

- They all stopped.

Please. Easiest game ever.

Huh?

I'm so sorry, Pat.

I had no idea what Edwin was up to.

The Special Delivery Service

would never replace

wonderful fellows like you.

After all, it's the human

touch that makes us a family.

But this wasn't just me!

Theres no "I" in team, remember?

Yes, but there is a "you" in you are fired!

You can't do this to me!

I am the future! Ill just move to America!

I'm not even a bad guy there!

You'll see, Ill be back!

Ill be back! Ill be back!

Nobody understands genius!

Ive seen boiled hams that are less done.

So if the melodrama is over,

can we get back to the reality show?

Postman Pat,

the whole world is waiting for you to sing.

Actually, I only got into this

to win my wife a holiday.

And without her to sing for,

well, Im sorry.

Theres really no point in me...

- Pat.

- Huh?

Pat.

Go for it, Pat!

Looks like you've got something

to sing for now, mate.

Doesn't he, Wilf?

Aye. Well, may the best man win.

And if you're ever looking for a

manager, Pat, give me a wee call.

How about it, Pat?

Well, Jess? What do you think?

Uh-huh!

All right, Simon.

But I may change the act a bit.

Like a fool I went and stayed too long

Now, I'm wondering if

your love's still strong

Ooh, baby, here I am

Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours

Then the time I went and said goodbye

Now I'm back and not ashamed to cry

Ooh, baby, here I am

Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours

Here I am, baby

Oh, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours

Here I am, baby

Oh, signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours

Oh! I've done a lot of foolish things

That I really didn't mean

Yeah, didn't I?

Oh, baby

Yeah, didn't I?

Oh, baby

Seen a lot of things in this old world

When I touched them,

they did nothing, girl

Ooh, baby

Here I am, signed, sealed, delivered,

I'm yours

I'm yours

Oh, baby, you set my soul on fire

That's why I know you're my only desire

Oh, baby, here I am,

signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours!

Here I am, baby

Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours

Yeah, baby

Here I am, baby

Signed, sealed, delivered

Here I am, baby

Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours

I've done a lot of foolish things

that I really didn't mean

I could be a broken man but here I am

Got your future, got your future, baby

Yeah

Here I am, baby

Signed, sealed...

Here I am, baby

Signed, sealed, delivered

Here I am, baby

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