Postman Pat: The Movie Page #6

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Hop on, Jess! We'll get

to the bottom of this.

- I am Postman Pat.

- I am also Postman Pat.

- I am Postman Pat.

- Anytime, anywhere...

A special delivery.

Yes, I would love a cup of tea.

Efficiency, profitability.

Rise and shine. We've got to... Delivery.

Efficiency.

All right, ya pestilent postie.

I'm gonna return you to sender.

We've got a special delivery. Hello.

Ah, why not?

You should have stuck to letters, Pat!

You need to be willing to stop at nothing

to make it in showbiz!

I learned that from Hannah Montana.

See how well you sing

from inside a box, you little...

Eh?

No! Thats not possible!

Hello.

What? Lt can't be!

Do not run in terror.

The special delivery

values customer satisfaction.

- Stay away from me! Get back, you hear?

- Efficient. Efficient. Efficient.

Would you like a stamp?

I said get back!

I'm warning you!

Daisy, Daisy

Give me your answer, do

Jings, crivens and help ma boab!

Hes a robot.

But if Pat's been replaced

by robots, then...

I have to talk to Sara!

The magnet turned him off.

System rebooting. Alert! Alert!

Cover blown. Recall protocols initiated.

Return to Carbunkle. Return to Carbunkle.

Cover blown. Cover blown. Alert! Alert!

Oh, no, Pat! Ya won't get away that easy!

Recall protocols initiated.

Return to Carbunkle.

Cover blown. Cover blown.

Cover blown. Alert! Alert!

- Recall protocols initiated.

- Huh?

Return to Carbunkle.

Return to Carbunkle.

Carbunkle. Carbunkle. Carbunkle.

This is just too good to be true!

Postman Pat's a cheat!

Robots can't enter talent competitions!

I win! I win!

And it seems all of England is tuning in

tonight to watch the You're The One finals.

Excitement at the theater is high

as crowds await the arrival

of media sensation Postman Pat!

Oh! And here he is now!

- I love you, Pat!

- Over here!

Oh, hi, Pat. Where's Jess?

Uh, he, uh... He isn't coming.

Hey, are you OK, mate?

I don't know.

I love you, Pat!

Josh! Just one on the cheek!

Good luck tonight, Pat.

Break a leg, Pat!

Knock 'em dead, Patty.

I don't feel like a very happy man.

Something the matter, Pat?

Oh, Mr Carbunkle.

Well, it's just...

This all feels like a mistake.

I'm not a performer.

I'm a postman.

I should talk to Mr rown.

Oh, no.

You're not ruining this now.

Ive finally got that fool of a CEO

where I want him.

If it were up to him, SDS would stay

a quaint little delivery service

dedicated to customer service

and the human touch.

lech!

But I thought that's what all this was for,

to help keep SDS the way it's always been.

Your publicity was to make people love

Postman Pat.

Now, I can replace

all of SDS's human workers with Patbots!

And when I become CEO,

SDS will become the biggest,

most profitable company in the world!

No. No!

I won't go along with that!

Sorry, Pat, didn't I mention?

I don't need you any more, either.

What do you mean by...

- Hello, Pat.

- Oh!

You can count on me.

The special delivery always gets through.

Mission accomplished.

Nice working with you, Pat.

No, wait, don't! Oi!

Hey! You can't do this! Let me out!

Let me out!

What have I done?

Ive given up everything and everyone

who cared about me for this.

And I don't even recognise myself any more.

Oh, Ive been such a fool.

Jess?

Jess!

Um, attention.

Can I have everyone's attention, please?

Now just shush!

mm!

Thank you for gathering

on such short notice.

Look, I know you've all been upset

with Pat's behaviour lately.

Upset? He traumatized my sheep!

Yeah, but that wasn't Pat!

The thing that's been delivering mail

this past week is a robot!

- A robot?

- Thats not possible.

Pat always seemed human.

Come to think of it,

that does explain his cat leaking oil.

And his flouting of the law.

I know everyone's been angry at Dad lately.

Seems like he's been too

busy for any of us.

But Dad's helped us loads of times.

Remember when he hoed your field, Alf?

Aye, aye. That I do.

He brought our Lizzy

soup when she was sick.

He always gives to charity.

He picked my berries.

Hes my best friend.

Ive been such a fool!

Pat's always been there for us.

And now it's time for

us to be there for him!

So who's with me?

This is it.

We are finally here.

Our season finale,

where the top contestants test their

talents in a battle to be the best.

And this time, I actually care.

I know Im the One. It's time to see if...

You're The One!

There you are, Edwin.

I thought you might miss the show.

No, Mr rown.

I just had some

last-minute business to attend to.

Our first contestant is a fan favourite

who's new to showbiz.

The postie with the mostie.

It's Postman Pat!

Uno, dos, tres, catorce!

Here I am, am

I'm Postman Pat, Pat

I drop your snail mail

Right at your mat, mat

Your favourite postie

Special delivery

PO, there you go

Here it is, so cheerio

Well, he's changed his

act a bit, hasn't he?

Change for the better, Mr rown.

The first of many.

No one can stop me now.

Ready to go, Jess?

Come on then. We've got to stop that show!

Where do you think you're going, pally?

I need to get in there.

We're sold out.

Postman Pat's appearing tonight.

Yes, I know. But he's not...

I mean, I'm Postman Pat.

- You and everybody else.

- Huh?

Nice try.

Homemade costume?

He don't look anything like a postman.

Uh-oh.

Oh! No, I... I can see there's a queue.

And we don't want...

Leg it, Jess!

This way!

More Patbots?

Carbunkle isn't taking any chances.

What do we do now, Jess?

We have to get inside!

Manoeuvre 1 7?

Hurry, Jess. Hurry!

Oh! Here they come, Jess!

What was that?

Oh, my giddy aunt!

Hes blasting the bolts!

We need to get to the top, Jess!

Whoa!

Quick, Jess! Jump!

Ooh. Thats going to take some tidying.

I feel I'm a really happy,

really happy postman

I deliver all the goods

from coast to coast, yeah

I'm the tip-top, cream

of crop, won't stop

What do you mean you lost them?

Listen to me, you ferrous feline.

If you don't stop them

getting into this theater,

Ill have you replaced

by a radio-controlled poodle!

Well, that looks sturdy enough.

Okay, Jess. Follow me.

Carefully. Carefully now.

Almost there.

Oh, muffins.

Ahhh!

Oh, hello.

Whoa!

mm?

Jess? Jess?

Hang on, Jess. Im coming.

- I have not put on weight.

- mm.

Hey, we did it, Jess!

Jess, Id say we're home and dry now.

Uh-oh!

Ahhh!

Jess! Run!

That was close.

Uh-huh!

Jess! Look over there. It's a way in.

Come on, Jess, let's go.

Uh-oh!

Ooh! That was a bit of luck.

Uh-huh!

Back to business.

I think I see a ladder.

Oh, just out of reach.

If I can just... Whoa!

I found a way down, Jess.

Listen up

It's Postman Pat back for the attack

We're bringing spin moves

I like it like that

I'm hipper than a hip bone,

smarter than a smartphone

Bright red van

going straight to your post code

I hail from Greendale

Y'all fools can't compete

You're weak, I'm strong

I'm king, you're wrong

This postman's bringing the heat

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