Postman Pat: The Movie Page #5

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for tea tonight.

Wouldn't miss it for the world.

But, Dad, I thought we were going

to practice my football kicks.

My match is this week.

Oh, sorry, Julian. I completely forgot.

I will make time before your big match.

I promise.

Oh, OK.

Thats my boy. Ill be home early.

Pat! Pat!

Over here! Pat!

Cool! Paparazzi!

Pat, how does it feel

to be everyone's favourite postman?

Smile, Jess!

Are the Americans

really making a movie, Pat?

- Have you always loved cats?

- Your fans want to know everything.

What's your inspiration?

Oh. Well, I might be a bit

later than I thought.

Don't be too late, dear.

- The aylors are bringing photos from Italy.

- Well, hello.

Hi, how are you?

Special delivery.

Simple things sing to me

Without you I'm lost

Like a man at sea

And with you is where I...

Patrick Clifton?

Sara?

Sorry, Pat, baby. I tried to stop her,

but the cat let her in.

mm!

No, it's fine. It's quite all right, Robin.

Thats my wife.

OK, take five, everybody!

Erm, hi, love.

I'm surprised to see you here.

Pat, we need to talk.

You don't answer my phone calls.

You get home after midnight.

I am sorry, love.

But I have to win this competition.

I wish I could explain.

Can't you try? Please?

Look, Im doing this show because...

I hope I'm not interrupting.

Pat, Mr rown needs to see you.

Immediately.

Ill be right back, love.

- Mr rown, you wanted to see me?

- I did?

- Oh, I did, I did.

- Sara, is it?

I know you want to support your husband.

We all do.

- But coming here was a bad idea.

- Lt was?

Well, he wouldn't say it,

but this means a lot to him.

I'm sure you understand.

Pat needs to focus on his performance.

No demands. No distractions.

You do want your husband

to be happy, don't you?

Pat! Pat!

Could I have your autograph?

- Oh. Er, yes.

- Im such a big fan.

Well, it seems like this is what he wants.

Yes, it is.

I know it's difficult, but sometimes

when you really love someone,

the best thing you can do

is to let them go.

Good news, Pat. Ive invited all of

Greendale to the You're The One finals.

Front row seats!

Compliments of your SDS family!

Thank you, sir.

I'm sure everyone will appreciate it.

No trouble at all, my boy.

You are doing great things for the company.

It's like my Great Uncle

Thaddeus used to say,

- "It's all about the human touch."

- Yes, yes. Very true.

Could you excuse me, sir? I need to go.

- Of course, my boy.

- No rest for the weary, eh?

Mr Carbunkle, where's Sara?

- She was just here.

- I don't know.

- - Well, she did say

she had other things to do.

Mmm!

You know how women are.

Don't worry, Pat.

Once you take her on that trip to Italy,

she'll realise this was all for her.

mm. I suppose.

- If I win.

- If?

You know

we're all behind you 1 00%.

Lose the cat.

Jess? Oi, Jess.

I see you're not with Dad either.

Seems like he doesn't have much time for us

since he got famous.

I thought Id drop by the Sorting Office.

Maybe see if he had time

for a chat or some footie.

You want to come along?

Lt looks like everyone in town is here.

I wonder what's going on, Jess.

en, you've just got

to do something about Pat!

He poured cement over my rose garden

and all he said was,

"Faster route. Lovely day.

I am not a robot."

He was downright rude to me.

He has been flagrantly

disregarding traffic laws.

Oh, something's the matter with him.

Hes not acting like Pat at all.

Hes really getting up my nerves!

It's the celebrity. It's gone to his head.

Look, I know he's been a bit off lately,

but this is Pat we're talking about.

Hed never let us down on purpose.

To forgive is divine.

Tell that to my petunias.

Pat's under a lot of pressure.

I'm sure he'll be back to normal

once this telly business blows over.

What touching loyalty!

Don't you think, Pat?

Mr Carbunkle.

Are you here with more upgrades?

You could say that.

Let's step into my office.

It's not your office any more, aylor.

You're fired.

- You're replacing me?

- With Pat.

His delivery times are the quickest

SDS has ever seen.

He is the postman of the future!

Pat, you're not going

along with this, are you?

Clean out your office, Ben.

I want you off the premises in 1 0 minutes.

You won't have to wait that long, Pat.

Come on, Lauren, we're leaving.

And you may as well take

your ex-employees with you.

I can't believe it.

I used too much toilet paper.

- Pat, you don't mean it.

- Pat, how could you?

Oh! That was uncalled for!

Madam, this is private property

and you are trespassing.

Shall I ring someone to show you out?

Oh! Well, I never did.

Id never have believed it of Pat.

That Pat has turned

into a real stinker.

He certainly has.

Dad, you can't do this.

en is your best friend.

You've always told me

the most important things in the world

are friends and family.

Didn't you mean it?

The most important things in the world

are efficiency, profit, success.

- Dad?

- You heard your father.

Now, why don't you run along?

And take that with you.

Robots, report for duty!

We're taking over this operation.

At last!

No more inefficient humans

cluttering up my mailroom!

Now that everyone loves Postman Pat,

they'll turn a blind eye

as I replace every deliveryman

in the Special Delivery Service

with my glorious, money-making machines!

Profits will skyrocket!

The board of directors will retire

that weak-kneed rown

and promote me to CEO!

And I won't stop there!

We'll diversify into other businesses.

We'll make automated bank tellers,

robotic technical support,

even computer-animated movies!

Fly, my pretties! Fly! Fly!

Today, England! Tomorrow, the world!

Sara! Julian! Our lift's here!

Is everyone ready to go to London?

We're not coming.

Not coming?

But this is the final competition.

Julian, you don't want

to miss this, do you?

Good luck, Dad. I hope you win.

Son?

What's the matter with Julian?

I thought he was looking forward to this.

We just...

We just don't want to get in your way.

I'm sure you'll do really well

without us.

- Good luck.

- Sara?

Sara? But I don't...

All right, Ill be home after.

Well, I suppose it's just

you and me then, Jess.

Mmm-mmm!

Jess?

Jess!

Uh, yes. Yes, yes. Oh.

Well, yes. Ill tell him.

Uh, thank you.

It's the strangest thing, Pat.

Nobody from Greendale wanted the tickets

I sent them.

Oh.

Cheer up, my boy!

SDS loves the publicity you've given us.

You've a lot to be proud of.

You should be a very happy man.

Hello, Ben. I am Postman Pat.

I would love a cup of tea.

It's all right for you, isn't it?

The special delivery

always gets through.

- Hello, Ben.

- Eh?

Am I seeing things?

- I am Postman Pat.

- I am also Postman Pat.

- Have a good day.

- The special delivery always gets...

All right, there is definitely

something funny going on around here!

To deliver anything anytime, anywhere.

We've got to... Delivery. Efficiency.

To deliver anything anytime,

anywhere. Rise and shine.

We've got to... Delivery. Efficiency.

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