Pottersville
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2017
- 84 min
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Now, the snow is falling
It's Christmas time again
For the end of December When
the weather's getting chilly
The little boys and girls
Party willy, willy nilly
But most of all
When snow days fall
They know it's Christmas
Christmas time
When mother's in the
kitchen Stuffing turkey
And little baby sister's
Acting like kinda perky
But most of all
When snow days fall
They know it's Christmas
Christmas time
Snowflakes are falling
Falling all around
May they keep on falling
'Til they cover the ground
You start to get in the
spirit My baby get jiggy
As we trim The
Christmas tree
But most of all
When snowflakes fall
They know it's Christmas
Christmas time
Snowflakes are falling
Falling all around
May they keep on falling
I know it's Christmas
Christmas Christmas
Christmas Time
- No, Samuel, not today.
- Please?
That's $47.50.
Maynard, I know our tab is pretty high,
but is there any way that we could...?
Oh, yeah, of course.
I'm sorry, it's just... as
soon as Bill finds a job...
It's not a problem. I'll
just write it down.
- You sure?
- Yeah.
It's just with the darn mill closing
and it being the holidays and all.
I understand. It's
tough on everybody.
Thank you so much.
Hey, Sam.
Here you go, buddy.
- Thanks, Maynard.
- You bet ya.
Thank you.
You're a good man, May.
What are you gonna do? The
You know what I'm talking about.
Any coffee back there?
Never get tired of
the smell in here.
Afternoon, Bart. What you got?
I got elk steaks.
I got squab.
I got... wild boar.
- Is there anything you can't catch?
- Yeah, a break.
You interested?
You know, Connie loves
these elk steaks.
She'd kill me if I didn't
bring something home.
I was kind of counting on that.
Hi, Parker.
Hello, Bart.
Here you go.
Moonshine will drive you crazy.
The way I look at it,
we live on this tiny little rock that's
flying through the blackness of space
at about, what,
60,000 miles an hour?
And there's only one
damn way to get off it.
If that thought don't make you crazy,
I don't know what the hell will.
I guess you're right. Never
thought of it that way.
That's because you spend most of your
time stuck standing behind this counter.
You need to get out, Maynard,
and breathe some life.
I suppose I do. I suppose I do.
It all goes by in a flash, pal.
I mean, trust me, one day you'll wake up
and go, "Where the hell did it all go?"
For the next time you
wanna get a little crazy.
All right. Thanks.
- So, just the elk steaks?
- That'll do it.
Tell that pretty little wife of
yours she has excellent taste.
Will do.
Old cedar and fresh
flowers, I love it.
Love it!
Hey, Park, you mind
doing me a favor?
Of course. What's up?
You mind closing up tonight,
running to the bank?
What happened, your
house on fire?
I just wanna surprise
Connie, you know?
Go home, grill up these steaks.
A nice bottle of wine.
Some flowers.
Breathe a little life.
Sweet, Maynard.
Yeah, I'll close up.
All right.
Great.
Great.
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
Hey, honey.
Now don't have a heart attack, but I
decided to cut out a little early.
Wanted to spend a nice,
romantic evening with you.
I hope you're hungry, 'cause I got a
little something special planned for us.
Connie, you here?
No way.
Did she get a puppy?
Maynard?
Connie? What's going on?
What are you doing here?
In my home?
No, I mean now.
You know, I'm just
gonna take off.
Jack?
- Is that...? What's going on?
- I can explain this.
You can explain why you're
dressed up like a rabbit
and having sex with a squirrel?
- I'm a wolf.
- We don't have sex.
That's right. According to the
club, you can't even have sex.
- Club? What club is this?
- Well, it's the kind of club where...
You-dress-up-like-a-squirrel-
and-have-sex-my-wife club?
I'm a wolf.
How many people are in the club?
Well, in the tri-county area we got...
what is it, 32?
Look, I've been meaning to
talk to you for a while.
A while? How long has
this been going on?
That's not important, Maynard. What
is important is that I'm bored.
Get a hobby! Learn
to knit, do macram.
- Are you kidding me?
- We don't do anything!
We don't go anywhere! I need
some excitement in my life!
So instead of talking to me about
it, somewhere in your brain,
the thing that makes
sense, is to go out
and have sex with a squirrel?
I'm a wolf!
Get it? It doesn't make
any sense as a squirrel!
It's gotta be a wolf!
Jack, we have been
friends forever.
I know.
That's why I'm gonna need
to ask a favor of you.
Sure thing, whatever
you need, buddy.
You know, I'm kind of a
big deal in this town
and don't think it'd be good
if people knew I was a furry.
What's a furry?
Furry. It's this
club we belong to.
Well, don't 32 other
people already know?
Seriously, Maynard, okay? I'm
gonna need your word on this.
I think we need to take some time apart
and think about what we really want.
Maynard! Maynard! You're gonna
have to keep a tight lip on this.
I'm kind of a big
deal around here.
- Well, I am.
- I know.
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy new year
We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy new year
Merry Christmas everybody!
You're still here.
I was just about to
call it a night.
That's why you're the best.
Are you drunk?
First time since my wedding night,
and we all know how that turned out.
I don't understand.
What happened?
Well...
I went out to breathe
some life...
and then life decided to
take a poop on my face.
So, I ended up breathing
poop instead.
Rabbit and squirrel
poop, to be precise.
What? Maynard, you're
not making any sense.
You're right! Because
he wasn't a squirrel.
He was a wolf! He's a wolf.
Doesn't work if he's a squirrel.
It only works if he's a wolf.
Sorry for the confusion.
It was a wolf.
Let's make you some coffee.
- No, I want my moonshine.
- Okay.
Bart gave me this.
This stuff is making me crazy.
- No argument here.
- It's okay, Parker.
'Cause you gotta get crazy sometime,
because of the speeding little rock.
- You want some?
- No, I think I'm good.
Let's get you home.
I don't have a home.
Of course you do and Connie's
gonna be worried sick.
There's no Connie.
She's been replaced by the
Easter Bunny's evil twin.
She left me.
What?
Yeah.
Oh, Maynard.
I'm so sorry.
Is there anything that I can...?
No.
I just wanna sit here.
Let me take you
back to my place.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I just wanna be here alone...
think about wolves,
and rocks, and stuff.
You sure you don't want
me to stay with you?
Let me ask you a question.
This is very important.
Okay.
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