Pottersville Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2017
- 84 min
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Do you belong to a
furry sex club?
I think you'll be
fine by yourself.
- It's important to me.
- Yeah.
I don't want you to wind up
like a furry animal sex freak.
I'm gonna come back first
thing in the morning, okay?
And you do me a favor
and get some rest.
Okay?
You were right, my friend.
Here's to going crazy.
All right...
I'll play freaky forest
animals with ya.
You know what a gorilla
would do to a bunny,
or a squirrel, or whatever?
Eat them alive!
Maynard?
Oh! Maynard, you should get up!
Okay? I'll just...
I'll shut the door.
Bunny.
Squirrels.
Gorilla.
What are all these
people doing here?
And now, for a story on a...
You gotta see this.
We go out live to Stacy
Gutierrez for a special report.
- Stacy.
- Thanks, John.
Hi, this is Stacy Gutierrez,
live in front of the once thriving,
but now abandoned, Pottersville Mill.
I'm here with the
local townsfolk
who claim to have witnessed what they're
calling, well, a Bigfoot sighting.
So, tell me, what did you see?
Well, we were all out in
You know, hanging out.
When all of a sudden this
big, huge, hairy thing
comes running by, screaming.
We were like, "Hey,
how stoned are you?"
And then we realized we all saw
it, and we were like... "cool."
when I heard her scream.
backyard and looked out the window
and I saw this...
thing, chasing a bunny.
I come running down the stairs,
turned on the back porch
lights and there it was.
We saw it. Squatch.
You've lived here your
entire life, correct?
Yes, ma'am, I have.
Have you ever seen
anything like this before?
No, ma'am. Like the kid said,
it was a big, hairy thing.
Sort of half man, half gorilla.
You know, like them cavemen you
see in the picture books...
And all that chasing the bunny
must have made him pretty thirsty,
'cause he was out there in our
little boy peeing fountain drinking.
I mean, literally, the little boy
was peeing right in his mouth.
Then what happened?
Then he just disappeared
into the darkness.
- There you have it, John.
- Can you believe that?
- A pretty incredible story.
- Yeah, that's something.
Bigfoot, right here,
in our own backyard.
I might have to come up there to try
and catch a glimpse of him myself.
That sucks.
You should!
I'll be right back.
Is everything...?
Sir, I'm sorry. Can
you pick up, please?
Is he here?
We have a bit of an emergency
going on right now, Maynard.
Trust me, he's gonna
want to hear about this.
All right. Go ahead.
Ma'am, can you
repeat that, please?
Sure. Absolutely.
Yeah, well, we could either do it here in
my office, or go out to Phoebe's Knob.
Four o'clock. Thank you.
I was gonna talk to
you, man, I promise,
but things are nuts
around here this morning.
Yeah.
Maynard, I'm not having
an affair with Connie.
It's just about the club.
I mean, hell, that could've been anybody
from the club up in your bedroom.
Thanks. I feel a lot better now.
There's nothing romantic.
I'd never do that.
It's just about the costumes.
Speaking of costumes...
Sheriff, sorry to interrupt,
but there's a producer from some
television show on the phone for you.
Thanks, Tammy. Look, I've
gotta take this. But...
We're okay, right?
Hey, I'm never gonna rub the bunny again.
I promise.
- I gotta show you something.
- I gotta take this.
Everybody's apeshit over
this Bigfoot business.
Later, okay? We'll
talk later, all right?
Hello. Yeah, this
is Sheriff Clark.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
Hi, how are you?
Good to hear your voice as well.
Well, let's see. Maybe we
can make something work...
Just the man we
were looking for.
We were wondering if you
could do us a favor.
Now, we've been researching this whole
Bigfoot thing, and people really love him.
It's true.
He's been around for centuries,
and that speak every language, they
just can't get enough of this guy.
Yeah, so we've decided to get
into the Bigfoot business.
whole cottage industry...
Bigfoot t-shirts, hats, bumper
stickers, baby onesies, you name it.
Everything. We were just wondering if
we could sell some stuff in your store?
So, what do you think?
Sure, fellas. Whatever you need.
Awesome.
Thanks.
- Hey.
- Hey.
I was wanting to talk to you about
last night. I've been thinking...
I know we need to talk, Maynard,
I just can't right now.
I've got something to do.
- What's more important than...
- Bigfoot.
Seriously? You
believe in all that?
Are you kidding me?
I love it.
It's the most exciting thing to
happen to this town for decades.
It's is the most exciting thing
to happen to this
town for decades.
Stuck standing
behind this counter.
You need to get out, Maynard!
Just the man we
were looking for.
Everybody's apeshit over
this Bigfoot business.
Wow. Bigfoot, right here,
in our own backyard.
All together, let's go get in
jingling, Ring ting tingling too
Come on its lovely weather For a
sleigh ride together with you
How tall would you
say that he was?
I saw him from the
front and he was big.
... And friends are
calling "Yoo hoo"
Come on its lovely weather For
a sleigh ride together with you
Giddy up, giddy up
Giddy up, let's go
Just more of grunts or growls?
It's like Sasquatch language.
We're riding in A
wonderland of snow
Thank you, ladies. Enjoy
your stay in Pottersville.
Giddy up it's grand
Just holding your hand
As we glide along, sing a
Our cheeks are nice and
rosy And comfy cozy are we
Let's take that road before
us And sing a chorus or two
Come on its lovely weather For a
sleigh ride together with you
Merry Christmas, Bigfoot!
If this keeps up, we're gonna
need to hire some help.
It's kind of nice, isn't it? All
these new people visiting the town?
Oh my God! Guys! Come quick!
- What's going on?
- Come on! You're not gonna believe it!
Brock!
Monsters are here!
Land it here!
Who's that?
You've never seen his show?
Oh, it's awesome.
Each week he goes
after some monster...
Loch Ness, Chupacabra,
the Abominable Snowman.
This dude's amazing!
There's a rumor floating around that
there may be a Sasquatch in these parts.
Exactly. Follow me on Twitter.
For starters, let's see
a show of hands...
How many of you have
actually seen the Squatch?
Wow. What about you, love?
What exactly did you see?
I was about to get in
my car and whoosh...
He must have been ten feet tall.
- He was as big as a tree.
- Three meters.
I saw him out at Grasshopper Hill, and
if Millie says he was ten feet tall,
I gotta say he was even bigger. I
think he was as big as a house.
Well, she's been enjoying all
kinds of animals lately.
From everything I've
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