Prank
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- Year:
- 2013
- 82 min
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Seeing that
this is the first scene,
can they understand
what they're about to see?
Focused?
This is not a confession.
This isn't... he said she's dead.
This is the truth.
We're not murderers.
We're not monsters.
Your turn, Chunk.
What?
Okay, Jordan.
When I said
I wanted to make a movie,
this is not what I meant.
Uh, you said video
and correct me if I'm wrong
but who doesn't like...
funny faces,
right, Chunk?
Huh?
How are funny face videos
going to get us...
Continue.
Girls.
This is our last year
of high school
and I don't want to be
remembered
as some girlfriendless
loser.
Chunk's a girl and she likes
funny face videos.
Right, Chunk?
See?
I mean real girls.
No offense, Chunk.
Well, if female companionship
is the ultimate goal,
then there's only one video
we shall make,
a frame by frame
remake of 1979's
Star Trek:
The Motion Picture.I, obviously,
will be Captain Kirk.
Jordan "Spock",
Chunk "Scotty. "
And I have all the costumes,
so I mean...
Okay,
my dad didn't buy me
that camera so that you could
get a hard on playing Spock.
You're Spock, I'm Kirk.
But, pray tell,
what kind of video would
you like to make, Jordan?
I'm getting
a girlfriend this year.
Period.
Happy birthday.
Dang.
Dang, what?
Something came up.
Dang!
Connor?
What did you do here?
I'm trying to fix it.
Fix what?
It's brand new, Chunk.
Brand new junk, maybe.
You're vociferating
like a... Romulan.
I'm not voc... okay,
I don't even know
what that means.
Okay, yeah.
I was voc... because
I told you not to bring...
Fascinating.
My expertise says,
"Captain, there's something
wrong with this bloody thing. "
Yeah, like no color, man.
F***. F***!
Your camera will be
repaired, okay?
Finish your video.
Hey,
we're here for you.
Copacetic?
Tell me a time
I've ever let you down before.
All right,
can you hurry?
Eve's birthday
is tomorrow, so...
Eve Goodwin?
We're doing all this
for Eve Goodwin?
Here's the receipt.
Don't lose it.
You're paying for that,
even if it means selling
extra grande body of yours.
It's not broke
no more, man.
See? Dang.
The only thing that's broken
is my nose, my glasses,
and my dream of breaking
John Meringer's record
of 12 Star Trek Adventures
in a row.
Wait, but I thought
the doctor said
that your nose would be good in,
like, 2 months.
True, but my mother's making me
pay for new glasses
from my own bank account
which means no money,
no convention,
no collectibles, no justice.
Quit it.
Just making
sure we're good, man.
Dax hit this pretty hard before
Connor caught it with his face.
What?
Dax Gaiman did this?
What was he doing
at an electronic store?
Cutting in front
of us in line.
Snatching your camera away,
appeasing his demented
sense of humor.
So Connor says
something.
Dax says something.
I was weighing my options.
Then Dax yells "catch"
like Connor's face
is a baseball
mitt or something.
Ugh!
The good news is,
What a dick.
I'll pay for your glasses.
I appreciate that.
The only person that should pay
needs to pay.
How, man?
He'll just steal our wallets
again like he always does.
I'm referring
to emotional compensation.
It's time we right some wrongs,
gentlemen.
How, man?
He'll just beat us up again.
Chunk.
It's true.
He's a Jesus freak.
They're sadists.
They like it
when everyone suffers.
Then we need to
demonstrate how our brains
are mightier than his brawn.
Is this somehow
humorous to you?
What is this?
The Wild-Wild West?
I mean, do we look like
vigilantes to you?
We couldn't even
scare ourselves.
Let it go, all right?
He's one bad apple.
An eye for an eye
apple spoils the barrel
and you know
as well as I that
this barrel's been
rotting for years.
It's ripe for some change.
Okay, there are kids
starving in Africa,
dying of malaria, genocide,
I mean, God knows what...
what am I doing
debating Mr. Drugged out
Frank Castle over here?
Besides,
we have Eve's video to finish.
Myopia also occurs
in people
who think
they've fallen in love.
Huh?
That's Mother.
Tomorrow at the park,
2:
00 p. m.We'll clarify
the mission further.
What mission?
Kill Dax Gaiman.
Coming, Mother.
Metaphorically, of course.
Wait, wait, wait.
What about Eve's video?
As your best friend,
I suggest you move on.
How can I without your help?
Live long and prosper...
Connor, seriously,
you promised.
I can't run the rube
and film it by myself.
This is lame!
Really f***ing lame.
Yeah, so we saw Dax,
he was...
Turn it off.
Okay, but we saw...
Turn it off!
As you might
have deduced,
I was in a bit
of a carefree state
when I authored
this last night
but hopefully, you got
the gist of my email which is,
this mission, I hope to
accomplish the following.
And immediately after,
so that everyone,
and I mean everyone sees
man or woman has gone before,
besting Dax Gaiman.
And with the anticipated
amount of views, we'll...
So in a nutshell,
our next Star Trek convention
will be completely subsidized.
Thanks, Dax.
What's that look for?
What look?
It's how I look, deal.
He's angry
because we didn't help him
finish his video.
I offered to help, but...
Okay, you is what made it
unfinished,
and that's only part
of the reason.
Pray tell the other.
You've lost
your f***ing mind.
I mean, what happened
to all that Star Trek
crap you're always
blabbering about?
Logic and non violence
to solve life's problems.
Sound familiar?
This is logical
and non violent.
But if you're inferring
some sort of hypocrisy,
need I remind you, 3rd grade,
Miss Miller, Dax and I,
20 minute pow-wow.
5th grade, Principal Skyler,
a one hour discussion.
8th grade, Dax's parents,
my mother,
a two hour intervention
all of which leads us to here.
Now Dax and us
and everyone
that pumps
In special circumstances
like this,
as long as one controls it.
Yeah, well, you have
more than just a little.
Um, guys?
Prod-brain,
you devious f***!
And I rest my case.
Touch, hombre.
You made a funny.
Don't f***in' run,
a**hole!
He was referring to me,
Chunk.
Time we beam away too.
Coming?
I wasn't planning
anything devious.
Suit yourself.
Yo!
Where you going?
Pacifism, Connor.
Learn it, live it,
love it.
This recording?
I said
this sh*t recording?
You mean you asked.
Ah.
You know what I mean,
smart-ass.
It is! It is!
I think it is. Yes.
Oh, you are one retarded negro.
You know that?
Did you see how many
buttons are on that sh*t?
A lot.
Let him go.
He has nothing
to do with this.
And just be clear,
even though I'm not equipped
with my custom fabricated
dog tags right now,
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