Prank Page #2
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- Year:
- 2013
- 82 min
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all by themselves.
Since I'm a master
of the ancient Armenian
karate stance Du Kan Du.
And just to be clear,
again.
It's self defense
if I kill you both.
Why you always f***in'
with me, cry baby?
It's the other way
around, nimrod.
Oh, you see what I mean?
What the f***
did I ever do to you, huh?
Are you suffering
from acute amnesia?
My nose, my glasses, almost
a decade's worth of emotional
and physical torment.
Stay away!
Oh, I think
I need to teach this boy
about forgiving
and forgetting.
Somebody's gots to.
Stay away!
I'm not responsible
for my attack maneuvers.
Ow!
Apologize.
Ow, for what?
For what?
Let's go down
the f***in' list.
First, your stupid
f***in' plan
to try to make me you,
embarrassing.
And second,
for your dad knocking up
that slutty fat
f***in' sister of his
and for that b*tch
not getting an abortion.
But thirdly
and most importantly,
the use of your hairy, nasty,
STD-infected f***in' c*nt
making all of our lives
so f***in' miserable.
So go ahead, little b*tch.
We're all eyes and ears.
Do it,
Connor, just apologize.
I'm not inbred, idiot,
Oh, if you're not inbred,
then how the f***
do you explain you?
The only difference between
me and you, Dax,
is there was no orgy
of midget baboons
involved in my conception.
a lesson to his face too.
Ah, help.
Jordan, help!
Smart, smart-ass.
Chill, you next.
D?
Yo, D, man.
D!
D, let's go.
Come on, let go, man.
Oh, oh, no.
You're gonna blame
the black guy.
Oh!
Damn.
Think he learned his lesson?
Man, for his sake,
I hope so.
Well, go ahead.
Look, they erased it all.
It's on.
I had to apologize
and buy Dax Gaiman a f***ing
Chili's gift card
just to get this back.
It's recording.
So why would
I upload that video?
Why would you?
Not like you just stood
there and allowed them
to do it to me
in the first place.
I was cornered.
I mean, they're thuggish
and you could have apologized.
Stupider stuff
has come out of your mouth.
Ow!
What the...
It's not like you helped me
when I needed it.
So out of sheer spite,
you backstabbed us?
What?
No.
Then how did Dax know
about the mission, huh?
He knew it so well
he copied it verbatim.
L... I don't know.
I didn't
tell him anything.
I hate him as much... But
you did tell Eve Goodwin.
It might have slipped.
But what does that have
to do with anything?
Because of your weakness
and stupidity,
I'm now the internet's most
infamous sh*t face.
Ow, f***!
It's not my fault!
Ow!
Dax, I must say,
thank you.
Thank you very much.
I've indeed
learned my lesson.
The lesson?
Don't worry,
it's not in Klingon although,
it is in a language
you barely comprehend.
"Purge the evil
from among you.
The rest of the people
will hear about this
and be afraid
an evil thing be done among you.
Show no pity,
life for life, eye for eye,
tooth for tooth. "
So, Dax, be afraid,
be very afraid
because as Captain Kirk said
in the Return of the Archons,
you are the evil.
The evil must be destroyed.
Correct, Jordan?
Focused?
Okay.
Cue music.
Make sure
it's the proper track.
Dax needs to understand
we mean business.
Hear that, Dax?
Class is in session
and you'll soon discover
No, this is not
math or English
but something even rougher
involving this.
This and you.
So let me
unlock the first lesson,
deception in the school
of hard knocks.
Focus, we mean business.
It's a little hard
when I can't breathe.
My apologies.
It must have
shrunken in the wash.
Yes, so are my balls
in this thing.
You guys hear that?
2,200 SAT, 130 IQ
and this is the best you can do?
Really?
Like the great Gene
Roddenberry,
I understand my audience
and he's currently
at a 5th grade
vocabulary level,
if not lower.
Plus from my sources,
I hear he's definitely
afraid of clowns.
No, no, I'm talking
about this whole thing.
This whole behind
the scenes look, I mean why?
Are we making a special
edition DVD too?
Practice and patience
and you would see,
this is for the most important
phase of the prank,
the execution.
our victim and ourselves.
Huh?
This is for Dax to realize
he's been humiliated
by some serious gangsters.
Who?
Us.
Us?
Seriously?
We're seriously
out of our league.
Enough, your pedantic attitude
Chunk.
Now we all know you've
claimed this as your domain.
But why?
Why, why, why?
Why is this yours to claim?
You're allowed access
weekends and nights
when no one else can.
You say, quote,
"You're cool with coach,"
but my sources tell me,
coach Reed's side
catering business
gets a hearty discount
from your uncle's butcher shop
which makes me think something
deceptive is going on here.
Run it again, man.
But, Dax, my friend,
deception cuts both ways.
See you tomorrow night,
when you'll learn the hard way.
That was your cue.
Jordan?
Idiot.
And in your confusion,
you wander out here.
And surprise, surprise.
you will indeed fear
but keep open them
eyes and ears
for it's our intention
to bring you to tears.
Where did that come from?
Don't tell me it's loaded.
Chunk's aunt's pawn shop.
And yes, it is loaded
not with bullets,
but with psychological
intimidation.
Fancy, man.
Thank you, Chunk.
Okay, I'm requesting
leave of absence.
I don't have the proper
stupidity to continue.
You mean your stupidity
is making you not see
this prank is fool proof.
Fool proof?
What about the cameras?
Uh, duh.
No.
Duh.
And the sprinklers?
Duh, and the fire alarms
after these M-80s pop?
Duh.
Fool proof?
Only proves
who's the fool here.
Duh.
Hey, summer
school's over.
Take your costume party
someplace else.
I told you guys
I heard something.
Okay, um, so music
starts and...
F***!
F***, no,
there's supposed to be
f***in' balloons and confetti.
Sorry, Eve.
What's with
the goofy costume?
Benny and Joon, I thought
you said you loved Johnny Depp
in Benny and Joon.
Johnny Depp's cool
and Benny Hill's funny
but who's Benny and Joon?
A band?
This was Connor's idea.
He's the idea guy.
Sh*t face did this?
Oh, you've, um,
you've seen the video?
Everyone's seen the video.
though.
Hope he finally
learned his lesson.
Yeah, right.
Did you know he almost
ruined my life last semester?
He published a full page
story of me starring
and directing Macbeth
from the front page
to the back page
of the school paper.
Actually, he just
posted that...
My mom was Lady Macbeth
in off Broadway.
t- shirts of my front page on it.
They all look up to me
and I was completely humiliated.
I'm sorry.
Why do you spend so much
time with that loser anyways?
I don't know.
Stupidity?
You should make new friends.
Like cool friends.
Like my friends.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
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