Prank Page #6
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- 2013
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Trouble sleeping?
Trouble waking up
in this nightmare.
I think for me
it's not a wet dream.
Hello.
Who is this?
Henrietta Chunk Torres,
is that you?
Early bird
getting the worm.
Okay, shut up.
Listen.
I've got something
really awful to tell you.
You got punk'd.
Yeah, yeah,
Connor got you good.
Yeah, well, you almost had
me believing Dax was dead.
And I'm...
Don't believe him,
he's lying.
Yeah, yeah,
he's a devious one indeed.
this because I'm your pal
and I don't want you
losing any more
sleep over this nonsense.
Yeah, f*** him.
All right.
Good night, Chunk.
I can't believe it either.
I do have it
in a Klingon.
Get some rest.
You got a big day tomorrow.
Sweet dreams, idiot.
A touching tribute
to a pitcher and a catcher.
Someone used to understand
what a joke was.
Who in their right mind
is gonna believe
he just disappeared?
Lots of kids disappear
from the mall all the time.
Five-year-olds.
Dax and Omar
are grown men.
Were.
And I don't think
I like your tone.
Sounds to me like
someone's hearing footsteps,
seeing ghosts,
hearing Dax
calling out to him
in the middle of the night.
Does someone
have a guilty conscience?
Not me.
Why would I?
So you're saying
the voices were real.
I'm saying I didn't
do anything wrong.
You mean we didn't so
anything wrong, right?
Come on.
Gave you what you wanted.
Emotional
compensation, right?
So lighten up.
Smile.
Put on a happy face.
We bested Dax Gaiman.
Come on.
Hi, Eve.
Hey.
What are you doing here?
Oh, sorry.
What are we doing here?
Uh,
what's it look like?
Celebrating.
So you want nutty coconut
or rocky road?
What're you doing?
Showing the world
what a beautiful
couple looks like.
We're exclusive now.
Goof.
Stop.
You started it.
No, you did.
Uh-uh, you did.
I have proof.
Why is he here?
Connor is still here
because he wants
to apologize for all the evil,
nasty things
he's ever said about you.
But first,
he wants to tell us
how happy he is
to see us like this.
Okay.
Anytime.
Whatever you want,
just promise no more bags...
See? He's doing it
again. No more bodies...
What?
Acting like he's
the smartest man in the room.
Eve, as one
human being to another,
if you want to continue
being, leave now.
That doesn't
sound like an apology.
Apologies won't solve
what's been done.
Shut up
and say you're sorry, idiot.
Something really wrong
happened. JORDAN: Connor...
The blood you
saw on my face...
Shut up!
Wasn't mine.
What is he
talking about?
Jordan killed Dax
and Omar.
Oh, my God,
stop f***ing lying!
You f***ing stop.
Something humorous?
Come on.
You almost had me,
but I saw Dax
and Omar earlier today.
See?
You saw their cars.
Their frickin' cars.
Come on,
you got to see this game
I just got,
it's really cool.
I warned you.
You're so good at that,
sounding so righteous.
Yup.
Drawers on the nightstand.
Don't keep me waiting.
Give me the gun.
What the hell are you...
Okay, you're gonna give her
the wrong impression, all right?
Where is it?
What? Stop.
Stop toying with me.
The gun.
What gun?
Argh.
You needed to ask...
Don't f*** with me.
I'm not f***ing
with anyone.
I saw you kill him.
I saw you kill Omar.
Did you?
I saw the aftermath.
Are you sure that what
you saw is what you saw?
Maybe you should check.
You erased it?
You can't keep me quiet.
Go ahead,
call the cops.
I did.
Somebody
warned them I would call.
Said I was gonna
try and pull a prank.
Paranoia.
Delusions.
Hearing things,
seeing things.
Why... why don't you
just go home
and forget any of this
ever happened?
You know, move on.
Live long
and prosper, Connor.
No.
I'm sane.
I'm sane.
No.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not going crazy.
I'm not going crazy.
There were bags.
There were bodies.
There were bags.
Eve?
Eve?
Eve!
All your fault.
All your fault.
Jordan, no.
Jordan, stop, please.
What are you doing?
Oh, God.
Oh, my God. Oh.
All your fault.
Praise be to the God
of our Lord Jesus Christ.
His great mercy...
All your fault.
All your fault, Connor.
Please, please, please.
I'm sorry.
Please.
Are you now?
Really?
Lesson number one
at the school of hard knocks,
don't bullshit
no bull shitters.
What'd you call it?
Deception?
Motherf***er, you really
thought we were homos?
Thinking after all
these f***ing years.
Go ahead,
mother f***er, huh?
Go ahead, huh?
What's the matter,
you b*tch?
You can't f***in'
sucker punch
somebody when
they're tied to a chair?
Nine years of your
f***ing bullshit and look.
Look at me, motherf***er,
look at me!
I'm still here!
You know
why we won't b*tch?
'Cause I'm a f***ing
white knight.
And you're
the f***ing evil.
It's a night where
evil's been destroyed,
you little p*ssy.
Lesson number two.
Theatricals.
You see, dead cow parts
ain't dead people parts.
And blanks ain't real bullets,
you dumb f***.
The most important lesson,
don't you forget,
you mess with Eve
and she's gonna plant
some mayhem on your ass.
Damn straight.
Guys, come on.
I'm getting way
too much credit here.
This is a no-brainer.
A win-win for everybody.
We finally stop
sh*t-face's sexist,
homophobic,
psychotic crusade against us
and the audience
gets to see one of the coolest,
most epic pranks
ever put on the internet,
and we all get to reap
the ad money.
Told you you'd pay,
sweetie.
And, oh, yeah, bonus.
Sh*t-face finally
learned his lesson
from the only person who could
turn his own prank against him.
Oh, crap, crap,
I'm such a p*ssy,
I'm gonna cry.
You were f***ing right,
homeboy.
What you laughing for?
You the ass in this joke.
Oh, he's just getting
a head start
after everybody else sees
the further adventures
of f***ing sh*t face.
Or he finally learned,
what do they say
in Star Wars?
Resistance is futile?
Don't forget it, sweetie.
All right.
Let's get the f***
out of here.
Who's up for some Chili's?
It's on me.
Am I hearing things?
Did they treat you?
Make yourself
presentable, girl.
That's some
supernatural sh*t.
Hey, chill, man.
Wait, hey, wait.
Just before that you said
that we would
clean up together,
I mean, you can like,
totally upload
the video here.
I wish we could but I need
to go home and change.
I'm like all icky.
Thanks though.
You're a cool friend.
No, you're not
leaving here.
Come on, man.
Prank is over.
Shut the f*** out.
F*** you. She's...
Jordan,
what's your problem, huh?
How do you turn this
f***ing thing off?
Don't look at me.
Hey, did you get those
tickets I left you
in the locker?
Gesture's appreciated,
'course I won't be
able to attend.
Well, what about breaking
John Meringer's record?
Hey, slow down, will you?
Can't, I have a plethora of
college applications
to complete.
All right,
but I'm sorry.
You hear me?
I'm sorry, Connor.
You're completely right.
I was a rube.
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