Prankz
- Year:
- 2017
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(ominous music)
(ominous music)
(upbeat music)
Hi, mum, how you doing?
Just got a favour to ask.
Is that okay?
Yeah, nothing too serious,
It's just um, uh, you know Rock's yeah?.
Yeah, I kind of need him
taken out for a little bit,
like you know, nine o'clock maybe,
8:
30, nine o'clock, somewhere like that.Yeah, tomorrow morning.
Yeah, is that okay?
See you in a bit, yeah.
Cheers, bye.
What you heard?
(mumbling)
All right Will, time to introduce it.
Wait a sec, sh, she's still asleep man.
F***in' man.
Right, time to introduce
everyone to your sh*t dog.
He's not my dog, and he's not sh*t, so,
I'll get a photo for you.
Look at them, happy couple.
Wow, so,
you're telling me, if
you'd've picked that dog,
you'd've picked that knob.
I'm not saying that, mate.
He's not even my dog.
He's Abby's, and he's not a knob.
How can a dog be a knob.
You're a knob.
That dog's a knob.
- You're a knob.
- Anyway.
This is Abby's knob dog, Rocky,
and he's gonna star in a
[Zac] Right, ladies and gentleman,
it's my pleasure to introduce you to
Rocky Two.
There he is.
Knob,
but before I get into this,
I want to bring one
thing to your attention.
Look at the state of this wallpaper.
Right, let's get to the prank.
Okay, so Will's lovely mum
for a nice little walk,
probably to the pub.
And we are gonna give Rocky Two
a nice little grooming session,
because we all know that Will loves
to groom on the internet.
[Will] Come on, Rocky, let's go.
(pants and growls)
Shut up.
(pants)
(whimpers)
Oh dear, oh dear.
Guys, what do you think of Rocky Two?
(whimpers)
Morning.
Morning, babe.
You all right?
Yeah, hungry.
Abs, you seen Rocks?
He was charging around earlier,
but I don't know where he's gone now.
I just woke up.
I don't know, do I?
(beeping)
(happy, silly music)
You put a dog down our bog.
Oh, little poem
Is that supposed to be funny?
Just a little, just a little bit.
(laughs)
Yeah, well, it's not.
That dog cost me eight quid,
but I am not fishing it out.
Feel free to subscribe.
If you're new here,
drop us a like on the video
if you liked what you saw.
Yeah, didn't go this time, unfortunately,
but we'll get her next time, don't worry.
See you later guys.
- Have a good one.
- In a bit.
Bye.
(sad music)
That was funny, though.
(upbeat music)
Okay, so it is about 11 p.m.
Abby thinks that we're out
with the lads on the piss,
you know, but I'm afraid, Abby, we're not.
And got some stuff to play with,
here check that out.
And got this.
(snaps fingers)
(ominous music)
Ooh, scary.
Zac, my friend, over to you.
[Zac] Here we go.
(ominous music)
herself, bloody egomaniac.
Wow, dude is punching.
Wish I was a bang average footballer
Okay, so, here we go.
I got one there.
Nice big one there.
(floor squeaks)
You do it, yeah?
[Zac] Yeah, she's gonna
f***ing sh*t herself
(laughs) Nice, nice work, nice.
[Zac] (mumbles) she would.
Yeah, I'm liking this.
(ominous music)
You know, you've seen my phone?
[Zac] It's there.
Where?
[Zac] There.
Thanks.
(ominous music)
(cell phone vibrates)
(Abby screams)
(silly music)
(pants)
Twats.
It was a little bit funny.
[Zac] I thought it was hilarious.
Oh, man, I f***ing hate spiders.
F*** off.
(Zac laughs)
(upbeat music)
Revenge.
So it's 12:
30 on a Saturday afternoon.Will hasn't got a game today,
so obviously he's still in bed.
So lazy.
of bed with some food.
Always seems to work.
Will.
[Will] Yo, what's up.
Will, I'm making some lunch.
Do you want a sandwich?
[Will] Hm, yes, yes.
This morning I went down
to the beach, and I got this.
And then I went down to the shop,
and I got this.
Hot, very hot.
(happy music)
So, Will's gonna bite into his sandwich,
which is filled with sand,
but what's even funnier is that he's
then gonna grab for his drink.
I am a genius.
Will, are you coming?
[Will] Yeah, I'll be there, one sec.
What the fu-
(gags)
Oh my, geeze, that's disgusting.
(coughs)
(Abby laughs)
Oh, f*** off.
And that's for the spiders, f*** face.
So if you like that prank, subscribe,
and do not forget to leave a comment.
Bye.
(upbeat music)
Hi, guys.
So here we are, doing the Parent Trap,
I have been banned from inside the house.
So I'm in charge of doing cutaways.
Here we have an overpriced house owned
by a pair of bored, middle class parents.
And here we have a sports
car owned by a twat,
and here he is.
All right, welcome to my parent's house.
So, here's the plan, okay?
My parents have been away for the weekend,
to the New Forest, having
a good time and all.
Abby and I have been here
on a romantic house-sitting session,
so romantic, in fact,
that we thought that never
now would be a very, very good time
for her to meet my parents
for the first time.
So now my parents are
back from the New Forest,
having had a great time.
There they are, and the
little sis and the dog, too.
Say hello, guys.
- Hi.
- Hi.
[Will] Awesome, on-screen
debuts, how about that?
Now what Abby doesn't know is I thought
today would be a fantastic
day to swap my moisturiser
with some ultra dark, instant fake tan.
Sorry, Abby.
I've not actually met Abby's folks yet,
so uh, I would just like to take this time
to apologise in advance for this.
This is called "The Parent Trap."
[Zac] Well, here she comes.
Good luck, Will.
You're gonna need it, mate.
[Will] Hey, babe, how you doing?
- You all right?
- Good day, yeah?
[Abby] Yeah.
Hi.
See you in a bit.
Stage one, textbook.
[Abby] Will, can you come upstairs?
[Will] Abs?
What's going on, you okay?
Why, what's wrong?
What's going on?
[Abby] I think we both
know what you've just done.
Well, I haven't done anything.
I've just been waiting
downstairs for you, to be honest.
[Abby] Fake tan has magically
just been put in my moisturiser, yeah?
Oh, fake tan?
[Abby] Fake tan, yeah.
Yeah, I look ridiculous.
Do you? Can I see?
[Abby] No.
This has got to stop, Will.
This isn't funny anymore.
(mumbles) ridiculous now.
I've got to work with an orange face.
Will, it's not funny.
(Will laughs)
Oh, come on, it is a bit.
[Abby] You don't take
anything seriously.
Come on, love, just
remember, don't scrub it.
You have to exfoliate.
[Abby] Go away, Will, just go away.
Oh, come on, look, don't, look.
[Abby] I don't want to talk to you.
Just let me alone.
Please.
Can you please be a little bit quieter?
My parents are downstairs.
[Abby] I don't care.
Let's look, it's not that bad.
You know, let my parents see about it,
like, it's fine.
They, they (mumbles), it's all right.
[Abby] Seem quite well.
You will?
[Abby] I won't turn up with
a face look like a Satsuma.
Are you sorry?
I didn't mean to upset you, but like, I...
[Abby] Do you know
how long this is going
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