Prankz Page #2

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to take to scrub off?

Uh, probably about six or seven days,

according to the packaging.

[Abby] Go away, Will.

Oh, come on, it's just a laugh

[Abby] No, it's not funny.

This has to stop.

I don't want to talk to you, just go away.

(she gasps)

[Zac] Afternoon, Mr. Trump.

F*** off.

[Zac] Oh, that's not

very presidential, is it?

Hey, where you going?

(patriotic music)

Abby, come on.

Abs, it's funny.

Well, that's not very nice.

(Zac laughs)

Oh, that was classic.

(upbeat music)

So, we're here at Newhaven Fort,

because Abby has banned us

from doing prank videos.

So we're gonna try our hand

at haunted house instead.

Can't be that hard. Can it Abbs?

Now loads of people have come here,

and said that they've seen

ghosts and stuff like that.

Is it bollocks?

Guess we'll find out.

My hunch, bollocks.

But the real reason we're here

is Abby knows someone at the front desk

who can get us in for free.

Ooh.

Scary.

Knob.

Hey, Maggie.

Abby Martin, look at you.

When'd you get so grown

up? You're beautiful.

Oh, not really, but thanks.

How's your mom?

She still working at the home?

Yeah, and I'm working with her.

Oh, good for you.

Is your granddad still there?

Mm-hmm.

Aw, that's lovely.

I bet he's proud of you.

Oh, what can I do for you?

Uh, Sam said that we might

be able to get in for free?

Is Sam, is he about?

He's not, no, but...

Oh, go on, go on through.

Well, which one of you

two is the lucky fella?

It's me.

Oh.

[Zac] Don't worry, Maggie, he's rich.

I see.

Go on in.

Go through.

Cheers, Maggie.

[Will] Thank you.

[Zac] Thanks, Maggie.

Well, Will at the edge of the cliff,

thinking about tossing himself off.

Lovely.

Give us a wave, guys.

I need a piss, you

know where toilets are?

[Abby] Down there by the entrance?

Cool, actually,

I'll just meet you in

the cafe in a bit, yeah?

[Abby] Yeah, see you in the cafe.

Uh, when you're in there,

could you just like grab

us a sandwich or something?

[Abby] Yeah, all right, and

Zac, do you want anything?

No, I'm good, thanks, mum.

(Will mumbles)

No, I'll come with you, man.

[Abby] Jesus, Zac, he can

go to the toilet on his own.

The thing is, Abs, it's

either watch him pissing

or talk to you, so, sorry, but.

A**hole.

What a pair of twats, they're like kids.

Anyway, make sure you like this video

if you want to see more haunted houses.

Don't forget to leave

a comment, subscribe,

that's not what you think.

Right, better go, hope you

will see some ghosts and sh*t.

Bye.

(Zac mumbles)

Why you filming me

in the toilet, you gay?

[Zac] No, no, listen, all right?

I found this at your house.

Oh, for f***'s sakes,

why'd you bring that?

Come on, man.

- Seriously.

- Oh.

[Zac] Look, it'll be funny.

Come on, just one more.

No, she will f***ing kill me,

and she'd kill you, too.

[Zac] Look, it'll all be on me.

All you gotta do is film it.

I can't f***ing piss.

Um.

Oh, don't worry about this, mate.

I'm just making film.

Right.

Uh, it's not that kind of film.

It's a ghost film.

All right.

Yeah, it's not for looking at c*cks.

(man clears throat)

You're that footballer, right?

Yeah, that's me.

One who does all those videos?

Yep.

All done?

Um, yeah.

Yeah, right.

Can you sign my rucksack.

Um, yeah, sure, let me just wash my.

[Zac] All right, (mumbles).

We good, yeah?

Are you filming?

[Will] Yeah, (mumbles).

Loads of people have come

here, and many have reported

seeing a ghost down in the tunnels.

The ghost is believed to be

the owner of the building

who died right here in 1892.

This is him.

His name was Dr. William Jones,

and people have seen him

lurking around the tunnels

in the night time.

[Will] How'd you know that?

Oh, it's called research, knobhead.

Was I any good?

[Will] Yeah, all right.

You could show some

sort of interest, Will.

Where's Zac?

[Will] I don't know, to be honest.

Are we really doing this?

[Will] Stop worrying

about it, it'll be fine.

You're doing great, okay.

(growls)

(Abby screams)

- (Will laughs)

- [Abby] For f***'s sake.

[Abby] That's it, I'm done.

[Will] Oh, come on, Ab.

[Abby] This is perfect, actually.

[Zac] Abs, come on.

[Will] Where you going?

Home, on my own.

(Will sighs)

(Zac laughs)

[Will] Abby, don't be stupid.

Abs, come on.

[Zac] Where's she going, man?

(bangs on door)

[Will] Abs.

(bangs on door)

Hello?

Oh, god, somebody help us.

[Will] You are a tosser, mate.

Oh, come on, then, don't worry.

There's another door

down this way, anyway.

[Will] Actually, hang on, mate.

I'm gonna ring her.

Yeah?

[Will] Yeah.

Where'd you get that jacket from?

Oh, I found it, pretty fly isn't it?

[Will] Answer phone.

Great, where's this door, then?

This way, I'll show you.

Let's go.

[Will] Bloody hell.

All right, there it is.

The road to freedom.

[Will] Of course it is, all right.

Let's go then.

Let's do it.

[Will] Jesus Christ,

you seen this place?

[Zac] Man, this place is creepy.

[Will] It's f***ing grim, man.

[Zac] There must be a

way out up here, though.

[Will] For f***'s sake,

Abby, what you doing?

Not that one.

[Zac] Hey, Will.

[Will] Yeah, mate?

[Zac] Up here, man.

[Will] What's going on?

It's open?

[Zac] Yeah.

It's the way out.

Oh, man, what the f***?

Why are we doing this, dude?

[Will] I don't know.

Jesus.

This is.

[Will] Hmm?

[Zac] This is grim.

[Will] I second that, man.

Jesus.

There's a door down there.

[Will] Where?

[Zac] Down there.

Hasn't been used for while?

[Will] Yeah, it doesn't look like it,

should we just follow

the path, cause like.

[Zac] I guess so.

[Will] Yeah.

Woah, Jesus.

[Will] What is it?

Check these guys out.

[Will] Oh, f***ing hell.

[Zac] That guy's having a bad day.

[Will] Yeah.

Man, this sort of stuff shits me up man.

What's that?

[Will] Wax works.

[Zac] Oh, don't be a

p*ssy, they're only wax.

[Will] Oh, f*** me.

(girl screams)

Oh my God.

You're Will, you're Will, oh my God.

I can't believe this, I'm

so sorry, I'm so sorry.

[Will] F*** me, you scared

the f***ing sh*t out of me.

Sorry, I just, I love your channel,

and I'm sorry, I'm Carly.

- I'm Carly Baker.

- Hey, Carly.

Oh my god, is Abby here?

Is Abby, she's so gorgeous.

[Will] She's not, I'm afraid

I couldn't tell you where she is.

Where is Zac, is he here?

[Will] Yeah, actually he is.

Hey, Zac.

[Zac] Yo.

No way, oh my God.

I love you guys so much, I just.

[Will] Thank you.

Can I get a selfie Zac, is that okay?

[Zac] Yeah, whatever.

Okay, it's fine.

Amazing, thank you.

[Zac] No worries.

[Announcer] Ladies and

gentlemen, the fort is now closing.

Hope you enjoyed your visit.

Hope to see you again soon.

[Will] F***ing brilliant,

can you believe that?

It's bloody closing, isn't it?

Why don't we just go

back the way we came?

[Will] Yeah, that's a shout, let's go.

[Zac] Worth a try, anyway, huh?

Gotta be a way out somewhere.

[Carly] They won't have

locked all the doors yet.

Keep going?

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