Prankz Page #3

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[Zac] Yeah, all right,

I'm gonna go check this one.

Unbelievable.

[Will] What?

- They're locked?

- Locked.

Not way, oh my god.

[Will] What's the number for this place?

Oh, I'll look it up.

Uh, 01265.

Yep.

[Will] Cool.

Got it?

[Will] I'll put this on speakerphone.

You gotta hear this.

[Announcer] Thank you

for calling Newhaven Fort.

Our open hours are ten a.m. until 5 p.m.,

Monday through Saturday.

We are now closed on Sundays.

Thank you for calling.

We look forward to seeing you soon.

[Will] F***ing brilliant, isn't it?

Okay.

[Will] So it's closed tonight,

and it's f***ing closed tomorrow as well.

Will.

[Will] Yeah, man?

Try Abby again.

[Will] Uh, yeah

Take that.

[Zac] Yeah, I got it.

Time to beg.

[Will] Hey, babe, it's me.

Look, I'm really, really sorry

about what happened earlier, truly.

It wasn't my idea.

It was Zac's, and well,

yeah, you know, Zac.

[Zac] Give us a wave.

So, yeah, so we're stuck here,

and was wondering if maybe you could like

come back and collect us,

or I don't know maybe

see if there's any staff.

[Zac] Or maybe that Maggie woman.

[Will] Or someone, I don't know.

Yeah, thanks, just call me back

when you get this, please.

Again, I'm really, really sorry.

Bye, I love you, babe, bye.

(Zac laughs)

Um, look (laughs).

I used to come here all

the time when I was a kid,

and there was a door like maybe that way.

I don't know, uh, might as well try.

What over that way?

Yeah, come on.

[Zac] Lead the way, Daphne.

Definitely a Velma.

Mate, this place is proper grim.

[Will] You said that stuff was bollocks.

Where's this door, then?

It is down there.

[Will] F***in', of course it is.

All right, let's go then.

[Carly] You two are such pussies.

Yo, Will.

[Will] Yeah, man.

This is gonna get so many hits, man.

[Will] Yeah, every cloud.

Will, man, this is weird.

[Will] Tell me about it, buddy.

They're gonna lap this sh*t up.

[Will] They will, man.

Oh, man, check this out.

The tunnel you're about

to enter, though short,

has been the subject

of much strange comment

in recent years.

A number of visitors to this

area of the fort have reported

unexplained sounds, peripheral shadows,

and even more disturbing, report

of a kind of physical force

attempting to push back those

persons entering the tunnel.

Damn.

So, I guess this is the tunnel.

[Will] You wanted ghosts.

You got them, man.

Yeah, no sh*t.

Let's try it.

(they laugh)

Spooky!

[Will] Oh, man.

What are these things

on the walls, just like?

[Carly] It's down here.

It's just, oh, here it is.

[Zac] Oh, right, cool.

[Carly] That's the next problem.

(Zac knocks)

[Carly] There's a lock on it.

[Will] It's locked?

[Carly] Yeah.

- (Zac knocks)

- Hello?

- Hello.

- Hello, hello.

[Will] Hello?

There's got to be someone, surely.

[Carly] Come on, help, excuse me.

[Will] Anything down here?

All yours, man.

[Will] Let's go.

Hello?

(Zac roars)

- (all laugh)

- [Will] What the f***?

You wanker, absolute tosser.

Aw, come on, man.

[Will] Just pack it in, yeah?

[Zac] Shut up.

[Will] Yeah.

[Zac] See that?

So what we gonna do, man?

[Will] Don't know, just

wait for Abs, I suppose.

(flashlight clicking)

(clattering)

F***, do you hear that?

What the hell was that?

[Will] Brilliant, there

must be someone there.

Come on, let's go.

Hello?

Is someone there?

We've been locked in.

Hello?

[Zac] What is it, man?

[Carly] Hello?

[Zac] The hell is that?

[Will] It's a chair.

This is Abs, isn't it?

[Will] You think?

This is a prank.

It's Abby, it's got to be.

[Will] No, mate, she was

properly f***ed off earlier.

[Carly] Look, the

chair came from upstairs,

so I think maybe we

should go and have a look

and see if there's anyone there.

[Will] Yeah, that's a shout.

[Zac] All right.

[Will] Lead the way.

[Announcer] Fort historians

believe maybe the ghost is

notorious Doctor William Jones,

who died in this tunnel in 1892,

but his body was not

discovered for a whole year.

(Zac laughs)

You scared yet, Willy boy?

[Will] What you doing, man?

Huh?

[Will] What you doing?

Just putting out a tweet, man.

Someone might see it and get us out.

Zac.

[Zac] Yo.

Could you do me a massive favour?

Yeah, sure, what's up?

See, I do makeup vlogs,

and will you do me a favour,

if you could just link

my channel on the video

when it goes up, please?

Will, we can do that, right?

[Carly] Thank you.

[Will] It's my channel not your channel.

(Zac mumbles)

[Will] If I remember rightly,

there was an entrance,

like, down this way.

It's worth a go.

[Carly] Yeah.

- Cool.

- Okay.

[Zac] (sighs) Go.

(growling)

[Carly] What the f***?

Did you hear that?

Well, that was weird.

Spooky.

[Zac] Ah, that's probably nothing.

Come on, let's keep going.

(Will sings spookily)

Woah, check this thing out.

[Carly] What's that doing there?

[Will] No idea.

(Zac laughs)

[Zac] All right, up to freedom, I think.

Woah, woah, woah, woah.

[Will] Woah, what is it, what is it?

The headless soldier.

Maybe he got bored of waiting

and chewed his face off.

[Carly] Go ahead.

Oh, you're kidding.

[Will] Of course.

[Zac] Another locked door

[Will] Look at that, it's getting dark.

[Carly] Oh my god.

Strange!.

Listen.

[Will] What the f***?

What's that?

(ringing)

I rang Abs.

Mate, that's her ring tone.

[Will] Yeah, that is.

It's this way, come on.

[Zac] It's still ringing.

Now it's stopped, it's stopped.

[Will] God, ring again, ring again.

[Zac] I'm doing it, I'm

doing it, I'm doing it.

[Will] This way.

[Zac] Yeah, straight down.

Abby? Abs?

[Will] Thank f*** for that.

[Zac] Abs.

Abs, we're down here.

Abby, where are you?

Now it's gone.

[Will] Ring again, ring it again.

[Zac] All right, it's ringing.

[Will] Where is it?

(ringing)

[Zac] Will?

(ringing)

It's coming from down there.

[Will] You're right it is.

All right, let's do it.

I'm gonna try again.

It's gone to voice mail.

[Will] Yeah, she hung up on you.

Well, it was that way.

[Will] Yeah, go on.

Lead the way.

This is weird.

It's f***ing weird.

I'm not liking it at all.

[Will] Oh, dear.

I just want to lay in bed now.

[Zac] We've been here.

We've already been down here.

What are we doing?

We've gone around in circles, man.

[Will] This is stupid.

It's f***ing stupid.

What the?

That wasn't there before.

[Zac] What wasn't?

[Will] That chair,

that wasn't there before.

[Zac] Mate, is that the

one that fell down stairs?

[Will] I don't know,

I mean, it could be.

Who put it there, like, that's just.

It's her, mate.

[Will] Who?

It's Abby.

Come on, think about it.

Her phone's down here.

She isn't, but she f***ing with our heads,

and she's brilliant.

Abby?

Dude.

[Will] Yeah?

[Zac] Where's Velma?

[Will] What was her name?

[Zac] I don't know, Carly.

[Will] Carly!

Carly, Carly!

[Will] Carly!

Man, there she is.

- Um, yeah.

- You all right?

I was texting my mum to make sure

that she knows I'm okay.

[Will] There's barely

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