Preaching to the Perverted Page #2

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to show weakness.

But we're trying to stop crime,

Mr. Harding, not cause it.

Welcome to the House of Thwax

- I said good night, Peter.

- Good night, Mr. Harding.

Yes, this hour.

Are you club organiser?

Are you NIFOC ?

(Naked In Front of Computer)

NI-FOC? Ni-FOC?

Must be an acronym.

Guess the answer by the time

I've showered,

or else, game over.

Going for a shower.

Eureka!

Smart kid!

Yes, I am.

- Tanya.

- Tanya Cheex.

Who are you?

Peter who? Peter Rabbit?

You will be permitted to

enter my presence this Saturday.

After that, members have

to prove themselves

as instructed by me.

"A Very Happy Bunny Indeed."

Arriving early, or leaving late?

Tell Mr. Harding I've penetrated them...

the sexual underground!

Hey! What the f*** do you think

No. Penetration. Ever.

Who do you think I am?

- Sorry, Mistress.

- No penis. Get it?

My clit ring can give me more pleasure

in a few seconds -

than that can give me

in a million years.

Get out! Forever!

- Testing. Testing.

- What?

I need some more money.

No, you've got to.

- Dom or sub?

- Pardon?

You dominant, or submissive?

- About average.

- You can only be one or the other.

So which are you?

All right, now we come to lot n14

Experienced slave with a high pain threshold.

I have a Prince Albert piercing,

I'm into heavy cock and ball torture,

scarification including branding,

I really enjoy eating out of soiled

panties; uh, and heavy bull whipping.

- So what do they call you?

- Oh, Mr. Happy.

All right, what is he worth?

JE SOUFFRE POUR L'AR UNE LIVRE LE VOL - You on the list ?

- Yeah !

What list ?

Bye bye, c*nt.

Tanya, it's me.

The happy bunny!

Let him in.

You'll have to stay back.

You haven't been initiated.

It's pretty tame, don't you think?

I want to rest. Let them go.

Piss off the pair of you.

"Dear Diary, today Mom bought me a

little dog in a pink party hat."

- A princess.

- Get lost.

I can see you got inside the place, boy.

I can't see any visual proof

that the law was broken.

But what about her backswing? That bloke

won't be able to sit down for a week !

Where are the marks, ey? Actual bodily harm

must cause bruising.

You've wasted all the money I've spent.

Well, what did you expect, Mr. Harding?

I'm not part of their inner circle.

Get inside it, get a conviction,

or get the sack.

But what you're asking could be

physically dangerous! And humiliating...

Young man, there's a connection between

debasing yourself and pursuing your career.

Forceps.

Speculum.

Try and get it right this time.

That's very cute.

What breed of dog is it?

A puppy.

Look at you with your little pink hat.

Move along now please, Madam.

"When I grow up, I'll be a princess in my own castle -

with slaves to do the housework

and princess knocking down on the door"

The goddess is ready for sacrifice!

In Sparta, the finest young male specimen -

would undergo whippings on the bare flesh -

to honour the goddess Artemis.

Whippings by her priestesses.

They were first bound hand and foot

over Artemis' column.

Stand for cue 7, Artemis' column.

- Excuse me! I don't want to be whipped.

- All right. We'll show your devotion in some other way.

Stripping naked is the decisive action.

When man or a woman become beast,

by revealing their furry parts.

In the rites and religions of the ancient world,

sex was sacred

and transgression

was licensed on public holidays.

Stripping naked is the decisive action.

Oh, Christ!

- You don't have to go naked if you don't want to..

- Right. I won't!.

- So what do you like?

- Er, nothing too painful.

Are you willing to wear

the goddess' ring?

To be admitted to her circle?

No. No.

Then this...

is as close to me as you'll ever get.

There's nothing on the tape.

- What do you mean there's nothing on it?

- Well, they stripped the jacket off.

All that money I spent.

Did you hand in your brains

at birth, eh? Right, you're sacked!

I'm bloody going anyway.

You pay less than Social Security!

Useless runt!

N-no, let's not get hasty.

Christ on a bike! What happened?

This is what I had done

to give me a chance next time.

- Chance of what?

- Getting in close, getting the evidence,

being part of their world.

I'm not some bloody zoo exhibit!

Peter.

Wait, son. Look, I'm sorry

about that what I said back there.

You're... You're invaluable to us,

you know, to our mission.

No more running errands for her.

I take my orders from you.

And no more starving on your measly allowance.

I want food vouchers for the Strangers' Canteen.

Plus, you're coming with us

to the Members' Restaurant.

It's a special occasion.

You dine on the left,

or on the right, sir?

Twenty years,

Miss W's been working with me.

Don't see why we have to share

this occasion.

If you don't mind,

I think I'll get back to work.

You're required to attend

Mistress Tanya tonight.

Hold still...

I said still!

You coming or not, slave?

Yes, I just have to, uh...

- Mum ?

- Peter, at last !

You've had me worried sick!

Now where on Earth are you?

I won't be home tonight. I have to...

um... work.

Again?

What was that?

It sounded like a scream!

Can you press a shirt for the morning ?

Funny.

Look, stop the car.

This is just bonkers!

Peter, nobody's going to make you do

anything you don't want to do.

Well, I don't want to be down here on

the floor like a lap dog for a start.

Well then come up here

and be like a lap dog.

You haven't done this before, have you?

What do you think?

To show that you're mine. But if you want it

off your neck at any time, I'll do it

and you can walk away.

- Don't be frightened.

- I'm shy... about my... furry parts.

I've never been with a woman.

Or a... "womon" come to think of it.

You're not going to lose your virginity.

Later on you're going to massage me,

pleasure me.

But first...

I'm going to bind you.

- A goddess..

- To be worshipped by all.

- Go on.

- I, er...

Pleasure me.

The new slave needs instructing.

Relax. Learn.

Then it's your turn.

A qualified muff diver!

Relax.

What you did was natural.

You wouldn't see it in a zoo,

or in the wild.

Fix me breakfast, Peter.

Morning, Mistress.

Is that the same Miss Cheex

that pays the bills, Dad?

No angst.

You're still a virgin.

I kept my promise.

Well, I'm quite speechless

and by the looks of you... -

it turned your stomach

even more than mine.

Went through a lot to get this, son.

Well done.

Hear, hear!

Maybe you'll be aiming for the

front bench one day, son.

It's all right, son!

We've got enough to prosecute now.

Now you have a good boke.

- You trying to finish me off ?

- What ?

I've seen it once.

I know what you've got.

CHOPHAM SCHOOL:

I was their headmaster there for eight years.

And I was school secretary.

Kiitos! Kiitos!

- Potent stuff.

- Time for a private prosecution?

Skin has been broken

The law of the land has been broken.

Names and addresses...

of the perpetrators?

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