Preaching to the Perverted Page #5

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Is that so?

Correct, M'lud.

And sandpapering of the genitals.

On each occasion,

actual bodily harm was occasioned.

Tomorrow our principal witness, -

who made this video

at great personal risk,, -

will testify.

Stop that!

Your name is Peter Emery,

and you are an assistant to

Henry Harding, Member of Parliament?

- Yes.

- And you recorded video images on this apparatus -

known as a "Sneaky Beaky" R-Z-7?

- Yes.

- And is this tape, Exhibit B, -

true and faithful record -

of 38 acts of sado-masochism

which you personally witnessed?

No, it is not.

I'm sorry, will you repeat that?

It is not accurate.

All the acts were simulated.

Was the camera lying,

or are you lying, Mr. Emery?

The whip blows were pulled,

the piercings are faked,

the electrical shock machines

were not connected.

- You have sworn upon the Holy Bible!

- Bear in mind that if you now declare -

that your first testimony was false, -

you thereby admit both perjury,

and contempt of court.

Both of which are punishable

by a prison sentence.

The accused are as innocent as... -

Miss Wilderspin, Mr. Harding's secretary,

or Mr. Harding, for all I know.

Mr. Emery is a foul-mouthed liar!

You liar! Liar!

Fibbin' Gibbins here,

live, from the perv trial...

Silence! I'm halting these proceedings!

The jury is dismissed.

Maybe Peter isn't such a

silly penis after all.

Did she help you to take their

trousers down, Mr. Harding?

How will you pay for the court costs,

Mr. Harding?

Arrest that man for contempt of court

and perjury.

- Then take him down.

- You are nicked!

Traitor! Traitor!

30 years moral campaigning

down the toilet.

I'll give you 10 grand

for your side of the story.

- F*** off!

- Twenty.

- F*** off again!

Look, you've got a criminal record

when you get out of here!

There's no chance of a job in Parliament

is there?

Fifty grand if you

confirm that video is real.

Nail Miss Wilderspin.

Find out if Harding is a pervert too.

- That's all I want to know.

- Look, don't you want to get out of this sh*t-hole?

Just admit the video is real!

I'd happily serve double my sentence

rather than see your face again.

Miss Wilderspin!

Come on out, you old bint!

- No! No! I'd rather make a run for it!

- Come on! Come on... Come on!

Come on!

Where's the light?

What's all this?

Perhaps that's why I never

popped the question.

What question?

I heard you listening at the door once,

after I swished a couple of the lads.

I'd never stand for anything -

the slightest bit risque, kinky...

- If what?

- If we... If we got married.

Bloody hell! There they are!

Ooh, did they rape you, luv?

Peter?

In mythology, even goddesses

ended up with unplanned pregnancies.

- Maybe the clit ring was responsible.

- The what ring?

Clit rings have made many women conceive.

It's a mystic fact.

So I decided not to abort it

I'm so pleased... as a Christian.

So am I... as a Pagan.

I have my beliefs too, you know.

The circle of life.

Would somebody mind telling me:

is this my future grandchild -

we're talking about?

Do lezzies produce milk, dad?

It's a natural response, -

if a wom-on sees

a baby and loves it.

Imagine if I started dribbling

right on stage.

That's what slaves are for.

One day,

I'm going to give you such a spanking!

Not in my lifetime, you won't.

Well then, don't get any ideas about

regular vanilla with me.

You're not talking to a slave. You're

talking to Tanya's manager, actually.

20K for one night,

but you've got to tone down your act.

Up his ass.

I'm sorry,

but Tanya has her integrity.

Coo-hee !

She's had a lovely time, haven't you?

So, what kind of wom-on

are you going to grow up to be?

Look at the snow.

I love little p*ssy

Her coat is so warm

And if I don't hurt her,

she'll do me no harm.

Meow! Meow! Meow!

I'll sit by the fire,

and give her some food

And p*ssy will love me

Because I am good.

Meow! Meow! Meow!

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