Prey for Rock & Roll Page #4
God, why do guys
always have to fight?
Because we're men.
Manly men.
And that's what men do.
They already f***ing hate you.
Can you please not make it any worse?
What are you talking about?
They love me.
# I was into smashing bottles #
# Oh, yeah #
# While you were laughing,
calling me crazy #
# Oh, yeah #
- # Oh yeah, yeah, yeah #
- # Oh yeah #
So are they... together?
Do you got
a problem with that?
No. She's never
mentioned it though.
Still bugged about Tracy?
Jacki:
Whatever.What do you know, anyway?
I know
Sally really looks up to you.
I know you've worked
your ass off for this band
and good things
are finally happening.
- And I also know--
- Jesus Christ!
Didn't you have anything
better to do in prison
than listen to Sally's
up-to-the-minute Clamdandy reports?
No.
Look, I know she didn't tell you about
me, but I feel like I know you guys.
Dude, you didn't know
your sister was a dyke!
No. I know you are sometimes.
So, Animal,
what did you do for fun in prison?
She said you could be a b*tch.
- But mostly she said nice things.
-Yeah, and you believed her?
Of course. Otherwise I wouldn't find
myself liking you as much as I do.
Really?
- # It was a good Iife honey #
- And I think you Iike me, too.
- What?
- # We never had to beat... #
- #...around the bush #
- I said I think you like me.
# Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah #
# Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
oh yeah! #
( soft music playing )
# If I fall short #
# If I don't make the grade #
# Ifyour expectations
aren't met in me today #
( Iaughs )
- # There's always tomorrow #
- Yeah!
- # Or tomorrow night #
- Come on, Nick, let me see that ass.
# Hang in there, baby #
# Sooner or later
I know I'll get it right #
# Please don't give up on me #
- # Oh, please, don't give up on me #
- Come on, you can't do it like that.
Yeah.
# I know it's late #
# Late in the game #
# But my feelings,
my true feelings #
# Haven't changed #
# Here in my heart #
# I know, I know I wasn't
wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong #
# I'd like to make amends #
# For the love that I never,
ever, ever, ever showed... #
And now I am going
to make you achieve
multiple orgasms
without even touching you.
I will achieve this
with hypnosis.
Look into the sacred
one-eyed snake's eye.
- Nick.
- Concentrate on the snake.
Concentrate
on the snake.
( Tracy laughs )
Do not laugh!
You do not want to anger him.
- Nick!
- What?
Come here and f*** me.
Come on.
# Don't you give up on me #
- # Please, please, please #
- Come on, kiss me.
# Don't give up on me. #
Tracy.
Tracy.
Thanks, baby.
Maybe you should call her.
Tracy knows we're meeting Chuck
at 7:
00. She's gonna show up.- Sally:
What if she doesn't?- Jacki:
I'll f***ing kill her.Ah, lives to f*** up another day.
Ha-ha.
Dude, I am never
drinking red wine again.
That's a start.
Listen, missy,
I'm hung over, I'm not deaf.
Hey, did you hear about our hot date
with Jacki and Animal last night?
- It was not a date!
- ( scoffs )
You're such a f***ing dick.
Oh yeah?
Did you f*** him, you whore?
No, she didn't.
Right Jacki?
Come on, man, he just got out of jail.
He'd f*** anything.
-Yeah, what's Nick the Dick's excuse?
- Just kidding, Jacki.
Make up does make the girl.
Could we be serious just for a second?
I just want to ask you a question.
Seriously, if you didn't know me,
how old would you think I was?
I do know you,
and I'm not playing that game.
Just humor me.
C'mon now, how old do I look?
C'mon now, I could take it.
Okay, you look--
I can't, I'm sorry.
I can't do this.
- Who cares, Jacki?
- You're such an a**hole.
- And how old are you?
- 23, why?
Yeah, well, when I was
"23, why?" I didn't care either.
Well, I think you look like
you could pass for 29.
Thank you.
But I'm not 29.
And the fact that I have to f***ing lie
about my age-- it pisses me off.
It's true. Unless you're young, hip
and look good on the side of a building
in a f***ing designer jean ad,
we're not gonna get signed.
I mean, it's just-- I'm sorry.
I do not foresee a rock and roll
Jacki doll in the near future.
And I hardly doubt
that we'll be drinking cola
in some $30-million
lame-ass video.
It's bullshit.
I play the guitar.
I write my own f***ing songs.
It's just bullshit, man.
I don't want to lie.
I mean, everyone is a f***ing liar.
Well, I think that you look
really good for your age.
I'm going to go take a sh*t.
Jacki, there are worse things
than getting old.
Yeah, like what?
Like not getting old.
Faith:
That would suck.
Hey, Chuck.
Hello, Clammies.
How're we doing today?
Dandy.
Nice shirt, Chuck.
You're going to be
my new daddy?
If you play your cards right,
I think we could work something out.
We'll work that
into the contract.
Jacki's voice:
Okay, two dykes,a wannabe rock star,
and a tequila-guzzling speed freak
walk into a restaurant.
I always imagined it would be a bit
more-- I don't know, glamorous.
I mean, we'd be in this big, beautiful
office, we'd sign on the dotted line,
and cut to:
Band onstage playingto thousands of adoring fans,
"Whaa-aa! You guys rule!
Yeah!"
My whole future
is hanging in the balance
at the Big Drip Cafe.
Okay, here's what I want.
I've been thinking about it for so long.
She really has.
I want it to be totally original. I want
a rose, but I want it to be yellow.
- That's so pretty!
- Right?
Okay, and I want two leaves on one side,
but only one leaf on the other side.
Because I'm a Gemini,
do you know what I mean?
Totally.
Because sometimes I can be so crazy,
and then sometimes, I'm just--
- Not, right?
- Exactly.
- Something like that?
- Oh my God, that's it!
- Oh, it so is!
- Where do you want it?
I want it on my ankle,
but really low,
and really really small,
so I can hide it.
And also, if I decide I don't like it
later, I can just have it removed.
So, I have about
a half an hour. Can do it?
Hmm.
No.
Well, why not?
Girls, there's not enough time
to explain this to you now.
Besides,
I got a costumer.
on his scrotum.
You can stay and watch if you want.
You don't mind, do you?
No. No, you guys can stay.
Oh, you know what?
We'll come back later.
Cool.
They're out there,
breeding.
So, what's up?
Nothing. I just thought
I'd come by and check out the shop.
- It looks great.
- Thanks.
So, let me guess.
Your mother did not name you Animal.
No, that was Sally.
I started playing drums when I was
about, I don't know, 12,
and Sally was really
into The Muppet Show.
You know, the little hairy red guy
who plays the drums,
always screaming.
( screams )
Animal.
So you're telling me
you're named after a Muppet?
Unfortunately, yes.
But you can bet I told the guys
So, why were you there?
I killed someone.
Well, manslaughter.
Thanks.
Wow. Who?
Our stepdad, whose name was Dick,
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