Pride & Prejudice Page #2
People do not die of colds.
But she may perish with the
shame of having such a mother.
I must go to Netherfield at once.
Lady Bathurst is redecorating
her ballroom in the French style.
A little unpatriotic, don't you think?
Miss Elizabeth Bennet.
Good Lord, did you walk here?
I did.
- I'm so sorry. How is my sister?
- She's upstairs.
Thank you.
My goodness, did you
see her hem? Six inches deep in mud.
She looked positively mediaeval.
I feel such a terrible imposition.
They're being so kind to me.
I don't know who is more pleased at your
being here, Mama or Mr Bingley.
Thank you for tending
to my sister so diligently.
She's in far better comfort
than at home.
It's a pleasure.
I mean, it's not a pleasure
that she's ill. Of course not.
It's a pleasure that she's here,
being ill.
Not going to be famous, our pig.
Black on the back, but not related
to the learned pig of Norwich.
- Now that pig is...
- Mr Bennet.
It's all going to plan.
He's half in love with her already.
- Who is, blossom?
- Mr Bingley.
He doesn't mind
that she hasn't a penny.
He has more than enough
for the two of them.
- How will we meet them?
- Easy!
Wait for me!
You drop something. They
pick it up. And then you're introduced.
Officers!
You write uncommonly fast, Mr Darcy.
You're mistaken. I write slowly.
How many letters you must have occasion
to write, Mr Darcy.
Letters of business.
How odious I should think them.
It is fortunate, then,
they fall to me and not you.
Tell your sister I long to see her.
- I've already told her once.
- I do dote on her.
I was quite in raptures
at her beautiful design for a table.
Perhaps you will give me leave
to defer your raptures.
I have not room enough
to do them justice.
You young ladies are so accomplished.
- What do you mean?
- You paint tables, play the piano
and embroider cushions.
but people say she's accomplished.
The word is applied too liberally.
I do not know more than
half a dozen women
- that are truly accomplished.
- Nor I.
Goodness, you must comprehend
a great deal in the idea.
- I do.
- Absolutely.
She must have a knowledge of music,
singing, drawing, dancing
and the modern languages
to deserve the word.
And something in her air
and manner of walking.
And she must improve her mind
by extensive reading.
I'm no longer surprised at your knowing
only six accomplished women.
- I wonder at you knowing any.
- Are you so severe on your own sex?
I never saw such a woman. She would
certainly be a fearsome thing to behold.
Miss Elizabeth,
let us take a turn about the room.
It's refreshing, is it not,
after sitting so long in one attitude?
It is a small kind of accomplishment,
I suppose.
Will you not join us, Mr Darcy?
You can only have two motives,
and I would interfere with either.
What can he mean?
The surest way to disappoint him
would be to ask him nothing.
Do tell us, Mr Darcy.
Either you are
in each other's confidence
and you have
secret affairs to discuss,
or you are conscious
that your figures
appear to the greatest
advantage by walking.
If the first,
I should get in your way.
If the second,
I can admire you much better from here.
for such a speech?
- We could laugh at him.
- No. Mr Darcy is not to be teased.
Are you too proud, Mr Darcy? And would
you consider pride a fault or a virtue?
- I couldn't say.
- We're trying to find a fault in you.
I find it hard to forgive
the follies and vices of others,
My good opinion,
once lost, is lost forever.
Oh, dear.
I cannot tease you about that.
What a shame,
for I dearly love to laugh.
A family trait, I think.
A Mrs Bennet, a Miss Bennet,
a Miss Bennet and a Miss Bennet, sir.
Are we to receive every
Bennet in the country?
What an excellent room you have, sir.
Such expensive furnishings.
I do hope
you intend to stay here, Mr Bingley.
Absolutely, I find the country
very diverting. Don't you agree, Darcy?
I find it perfectly adequate.
Even if society
is a little less varied than in town.
Less varied? Not at all.
We dine with four and 20 families
of all shapes and sizes.
Sir William Lucas, for instance,
is a very agreeable man.
And a good deal less self-important
than some people half his rank.
Mr Bingley,
is it true you will hold a ball here?
A ball?
It would be an excellent way to meet new
friends. You could invite the militia.
- Oh, do hold a ball!
- Kitty!
When your sister recovers,
you shall name the day.
I think a ball is an irrational way
to gain new acquaintance.
It would be better if conversation,
not dancing, were the order of the day.
Indeed, much more rational,
but rather less like a ball.
Thank you, Mary.
What a fine imposing place to be sure,
is it not, my dears?
There's no house
to equal it in the county.
- Mr Darcy.
- Miss Bennet.
- There she is.
- I don't know how to thank you.
You're welcome any time
you feel the least bit poorly.
Thank you for your stimulating company.
Most instructive.
Not at all. The pleasure is all mine.
- Mr Darcy.
- Miss Elizabeth.
And then there was one
with great long lashes, like a cow.
Ask Mrs Hill
to order us a sirloin, Betsy.
Just the one, mind.
We're not made of money.
I hope, my dear,
you've ordered a good dinner today.
I've reason to expect
an addition to our family party.
His name's Mr Collins,
the dreaded cousin.
- Who is to inherit?
- Everything.
Even my piano stool
belongs to Mr Collins.
When?
He may turn us out of the house
as soon as he pleases.
The estate passes directly to him
and not to us poor females.
Mr Collins, at your service.
What a superbly featured room
and what excellent potatoes.
It's many years since
I've had such an exemplary vegetable.
To which fair cousin should I compliment
the excellence of the cooking?
We are perfectly able to keep a cook.
Excellent.
I'm very pleased
the estate can afford such a living.
I'm honoured to have as my patroness
Lady Catherine de Bourgh.
You've heard of her, I presume?
My small rectory abuts her estate,
Rosings Park,
and she often condescends
to drive by my humble dwelling
in her little phaeton and ponies.
Does she have any family?
One daughter, the heiress of Rosings
and very extensive property.
I've often observed to Lady Catherine
that her daughter
seemed born to be a duchess,
for she has all the superior graces
of elevated rank.
These kind of compliments
are always acceptable to the ladies,
particularly bound to pay.
How happy for you, Mr Collins,
to possess the talent for flattering
with such delicacy.
Do these attentions proceed
from the impulse of the moment
or are they
They arise
from what is passing at the time.
And though I do sometimes amuse myself
with arranging such little compliments,
I always wish to give them
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