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and this whole thing has to be over

and done with by the time he gets back.

But, Lester,

he's just a 15-year-old boy.

Just think,

you're giving him private lessons--

an advanced education.

I just feel bad about it.

If you don't do it,

you're gonna feel a lot worse.

Is this a threat, Lester?

That is exactly what it is.

Philly, don't leave it there.

What?

I said don't leave

your bike there.

Why not?

It's not safe.

- Why not?

- It might get run over,

disfigured, mangled

beyond recognition.

By who?

Careless motorists.

Well, there aren't

any motorists in this driveway...

except you.

Go!

I'm up.

- Take the stuff.

- Okay.

Got it? I'm coming up.

Okay.

- Ow!

- You okay?

- Yeah.

- Give me the camera.

Okay.

Keep quiet.

Now, on three.

- Okay.

- Okay.

One...two...three.

Go!

- You okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

- Okay.

- My stomach helped me.

Here she comes.

- Okay.

- Oh, yes.

- She's unbuttoning her uniform!

- This'll be great!

- Oh, yes!

- She's doin' it!

- Oh, yes!

- This is gonna be terrific. Clean underwear.

There she goes.

Go!

Oh, this is gonna be terrific.

Hit the deck!

Okay.

Just check.

What'll it be now?

Is she gone?

I'm afraid to look.

Aw, damn it!

Oh, no.

Damn it!

What a wasted night!

I hope you haven't been

upsetting her.

- What?

- Miss Mallow.

I hope you haven't

been upsetting her.

She shouldn't be upset.

Why not?

Her heart. She had a mild attack

on her last job.

That's why she had to leave.

You're kidding me.

You mean she didn't tell you?

No.

Really? I thought you two

told each other everything.

Whoa!

What's the matter

with you today, Philly?

Huh?

You've hardly said

a word to me all day.

Oh.

Are you mad at me for teasing

you for looking up my dress?

No.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah.

Well, then what is it?

I dunno.

Are you too tired to talk to me?

I guess so.

Hard day on the old bike, huh?

Come inside, dear.

Well, well, well.

Yes, well, big deal.

If you want to watch me

undress so badly,

why don't you tell me?

What?

I said if you want to watch me

undress so badly,

you should have told me.

What do you mean?

Well, do you want to

watch me undress?

Well, sure.

I guess so.

- Go and close the door.

- What?

I said close the door.

I'm not sure I got you right.

Did you want me in or out?

Well, do you want

to watch me undress?

- I guess so.

- Well, in then.

Have a seat.

Ready?

You still with me, Philly?

- Pardon?

- Do you still want me to continue?

Yeah. Yes, please.

Not growing bored?

Are you sure?

Oh, yes.

Well?

Huh?

What do you think of them?

Huh?

My breasts, how do you like them?

Oh...nice.

They're very nice.

Well?

Would you like to touch them?

Touch them?

Yes.

No. Not right now.

Thank you.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Maybe later.

Okay.

But you still want me

to continue though.

Yes, please.

Here.

Here.

I think I'd better go now.

Oh, so soon?

You won't stay?

No. I'm sorry. I don't think so.

Oh, what a pity.

All right. Good night, Philly.

Good night.

- And thank you. I really enjoyed it.

- No. Thank you.

We should do this

again sometime.

Yeah. Thank you.

Oh, Philly, it's you.

Hi, Florence.

Sherman, it's for you!

- Isn't it a little late for visitors?

- We're makin' milkshakes in the kitchen.

Great. You'll never guess

what just happened to me.

- What?

- You wanna guess?

- No.

- Oh.

Oh, you boys have business

you wanna discuss?

Excuse me.

Get out of here, you creep.

- So, what's up?

- Oh.

Okay. Well, about

ten minutes ago,

I'm walking past

Miss Mallow's bedroom,

and she stops me in the hall

and asks me if I wanna come inside.

Yeah?

So I say "sure"

and I go inside.

Then she asks me if I wanna

watch her strip naked.

Naked?

Yeah. So I say "sure"

and so she does.

She takes off all her clothes.

Everything.

And I mean everything.

So then what?

What do you mean

"so then what?"

So then I came here

to tell you.

Are you kidding me?

Hey, why do you think I'm kidding you?

I suppose you screw your housekeeper

every goddamn night!

Not every night.

Oh, you and old Florence make

a great couple. You know that.

- Yeah?

- Is something wrong?

No. No, why?

Are you embarrassed

about last night?

No. Why?

Are you sure you're not embarrassed

about seeing me naked last night?

No. Why do you ask?

Why don't you come

and visit me tonight

after I've finished

with the dishes?

We could talk.

Sherm, Philly, I want you boys

to work on your backhand today.

Hey, hey! I don't want you peeking in the girls

locker room anymore either, huh?

- Huh?

- Okay.

Go out and get 'em.

Boy, that guy is weird!

Yeah, him and Lester

would make a great couple.

He's okay. He could have gotten us

thrown out of the club.

- What? For just copping a peek at the girls?

- Sure.

If we could have got

thrown out for that,

what you did with Mallow

could have gotten you arrested.

Shut up and play tennis, huh?

Okay.

Aw, damn it!

Oh, I don't know!

Oh, Sherman, pick up the balls.

I mean, you're very impatient.

Now you ready?

- Yeah.

- Here it comes!

You moron!

You stupid moron!

That hurt!

Okay, come on.

Hit the ball.

Hey, Philly,

were old Mallow's knockers this big?

What?

- You know that's not fair. You know that?

- Too bad!

All right. Come on. Hit it.

How come you didn't touch 'em?

I didn't know how.

You just grab 'em

like this and squeeze.

How the hell would you know?

When was the last time

you saw a knocker?

Hey, Philly, Sue Ellen Turner

will let you look at hers for a dollar.

How come you didn't touch 'em?

Huh, big boy?

Well, she's gotta be in the mood.

Besides, I'm a leg man.

You know you're crazy.

- You ready?

- Yeah!

You ready again?

Yeah, come on. Let's go.

Backhand, Philly.

- Backhand.

- Yes, sir, Mr. Travis.

Pathetic.

Let's go. Hit it.

Be sure and tell me

about tonight,

lover boy.

Come in.

Hi.

I looked for you in your room

and you weren't there.

You said you wanted

to talk to me?

Come in, Philly.

Come in.

What are you doing

in my father's bathtub?

Oh, I don't think he would have

minded my using his primie.

- Do you?

- No, I guess not.

Would you like to wash my back?

Well...

Would you like to join me?

Would I like to what?

Take a bath with me?

You mean in there with you

right now?

Mm-hmm.

Why don't you try it?

Maybe you'll like it.

Well, I probably

wouldn't even fit in there.

Oh, yes you would.

I promise.

You mean you want me to take off

all my clothes and everything?

Do you usually wear them

when you take a bath?

No, not usually.

Oh, come on, Philly.

I won't even look.

I don't know.

Oh, come on.

It will be an adventure.

Well...all right.

Good.

Hey, where are you going?

To get undressed.

Well, hello.

Hi.

Don't you want to take

your robe off and join me?

Okay, just a sec.

Bathing trunks?

Well, that's marvelous.

Won't you take them off?

No.

Well, all right then.

Come in the bath

with your bathing trunks.

Now be careful.

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