Project X Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1987
- 108 min
- 1,103 Views
- I'll look at them this afternoon.
- Yes, sir.
I would just like to thank you
for this opportunity.
And I hope that I can be of some
real benefit to the program.
Good.
Woman over P.A.:
Airman Lucas,report to the microbiology lab.
Just call me Krieg.
We're all on the same team here.
Those are
fighter simulations?
Yeah, a strafing run
- Wow.
- Yeah.
Well, the pilots have to be
trained to handle
all sorts of different terrain
and weather conditions.
This is gonna be
a whole new experience.
- I just hope I'm up to it.
Yeah, but you're talking about
jets and bombers.
I've only flown bug smashers.
I've got a lot to learn.
Not you-- them.
Man over P.A.:
Indicated air speed-- 330.
Mach .98,
minus two degrees.
We've got number two
rolling 520 degrees per second.
He's out of the envelope.
Neutralize your trim, man.
Redepart your pilot
on a standard landing.
- Okay.
- He's back in.
Man over P.A.:
Number five,restabilize your approach
into its landing pattern.
Okay, this is where
we keep the troops.
We put the new recruits in here until
they're processed into the program.
At that point we move them over
- Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
- What?
I'm supposed to be in the Experimental
Pilot Performance Project.
Yeah, that's right.
These are monkeys.
I don't know anything
about monkeys.
- ( chittering )
- Krieg:
Sure, you do.You're a primate yourself, right?
Am I right? Yes.
White neckbands denote freshmen,
blue-- juniors, and red-- seniors,
kind of like college.
Okay, here's your leash.
Here's your clipboard.
Okay, now let's go through the whole
procedure from the beginning, okay?
We'll start with the chimp
in cage number 14.
Put his leash on him and weigh him
and put him in cage number five--
that one right over there.
I'll be back in a minute.
And if you need any help,
just ask him, okay?
Watts, please hang up your key
like everybody else. Thank you.
Hey there, fella.
Okay, let's go.
- ( door closes )
I wouldn't mess with him
if I were you.
That guy would like to rip your arm off
and beat you half to death with it.
to weigh him.
Krieger don't know sh*t
about these animals.
- I'm Isaac Robertson.
- Jimmy Garrett.
Jimmy, pound for pound,
these guys are
seven times as strong as we are.
He looks just as scared
as you do.
Be a little careful.
He can bite.
Okay.
Hey. How are you doing?
Uh, no funny stuff, okay?
Go ahead.
Look, look, I know that
climbing up a tree, right?
We don't have any choice
in the matter though, right?
So what do you say?
Huh?
Be a good boy, okay?
Be a good little chimp.
Come here.
Sh*t.
Hey.
( clapping )
( chuckling )
Okay. Good boy.
Jimmy:
Come on, go up.Pull it back.
Pull it back.
Pull it back. Pull it back.
Robertson:
Pull it back slowly.Pull it back.
- That's it.
- Come up.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Whoa, whoa.
Pull up. Pull it.
- Come on. Easy.
- Sh*t.
You want it smooth.
You want it smooth, man. Come on.
- Pull up, pull up.
- Argh.
( chuckles ) That happens
Good, good.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good boy.
- Good boy.
- Give him a raisin.
- I feel like an idiot.
- ( chuckles )
Jimmy, it's gonna take him a couple of
days just to get the feel of this thing.
- Let's try again.
- Okay.
Give me your finger.
Now push this button.
- Robertson:
Throttle forward.- Okay.
Robertson:
Good. Now both handson the wheel. Right, uh-huh.
Now we're gonna taxi into position.
- Increasing power.
- Easy. Easy.
- Increasing power.
- That's good, hold the wheel.
Good. Now you got
takeoff speed.
- ( beeping )
- Good boy. Uh-huh.
Now you're gonna straighten it out
and gonna pull it back.
- Straighten it out. Straighten it out.
- That's good.
- Pull back.
- That's good. Now up.
Now go up. Go up.
Go up. Up, up.
Go up. Up.
Up, up.
Pull back.
Pull back. Pull back.
That's good.
What's he doing?
I don't know, man.
I mean, I've never seen this before.
Woman:
Hi, Sergeant.How are you?
- Fine, thanks.
- Aren't you sweet?
( whimpering )
- What's wrong with him?
- Uh, you got me, man.
- Grab the wheel, man.
- Come on, easy.
- Hey.
- Get him. Whoa.
- Hey, come back here.
- Go get him.
- Come back here.
- Get him, Jimmy.
Hey, hey, hey, come here.
Come on.
Come here. Come here.
- It's okay. Come here.
- Man over P.A.:
Number four,please return your pilot
to your station.
Airman Garrett,
what's the problem here?
Oh, nothing, sir.
He was doing fine, and he just--
I'm sorry.
Good boy.
Turn your head this way.
Hey. Hey.
What the hell do you think
you're doing?
What's happening, Watts?
Badness, man, total.
See, the moon is
in the seventh house,
but I am still knocking
on the sixth door.
Robertson:
That's because of all thatjunk food you eat all the time.
It rots your brain.
JT, JT, JT, congratulations.
You graduated.
Give me your hand.
Now give me your neck.
Where are you taking him?
Hey, dude, you see
that red collar?
Now that red collar signifies
that JT is a graduate.
Now, son, you are
in the undergraduate program.
Come on, Watts,
he just asked a question.
Well, what is his clearance?
What is his security clearance?
What is his clearance?
What is your clearance?
Who made you
lord of the apes?
Come on.
Come on, JT.
Yeah, let's go, you and I,
While the evening is spread out
against the sky
Like a patient etherized
on a table.
Don't ask, "What is it?"
Come on, let's go
and make our visit.
In the rooms
the women come and go...
Robertson:
Come on, smile.
Come on.
Can you smile for me?
Come on, smile.
Come on.
Yeah, I knew it.
You're an old circus chimp,
aren't you?
Jimmy:
How can you tell?
Robertson:
After a whileyou just get a feeI for it.
Can I see your cigarette?
Take it. Go on.
Good boy. Good boy.
Yep, a circus chimp.
Now, they can be the meanest.
I figure they've been worked so hard
all their lives,
they don't want anyone to tell them
what to do anymore.
Jimmy:
He loves it.Robertson:
It's an evil addiction.
Lock up for me, Jimmy?
Jimmy:
Yeah, no problem.See you tomorrow.
Good night, man.
Virgil, huh?
You don't look like a Virgil.
I think this is yours.
See you later, alligator.
Woman on TV:
Channel 11 , servingthe Lockridge Everglades area.
Man on TV:
The Buccaneersbrought a sense of pride
to fans in the bay area
with a new stadium
and three seasons
that took them
to the playoffs.
People like Steve Wilson
have shared that pride
by being
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