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Synopsis: Spoof of 1960's Beach Party/Gidget surfing movies mixed with slasher horror films stars Lauren Ambrose as Florence Forrest, a not-so-innocent girl in 1960's Malibu who becomes "Chicklet" the first girl surfer at Malibu Beach, only Florence suffers from dissociative identity disorder and occasionally her alter ego Ann Bowman, a sexually aggressive, foul-speaking girl, comes out in which during that time several beach goers are found murdered. The suspects include Chicklet herself, surfer Kanaka, B-horror film actress Bettina Barnes, exchange student Lars, and even Chicklet's own mother.
Director(s): Robert Lee King
Production: Strand Releasing
  3 wins & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
42
Rotten Tomatoes:
53%
UNRATED
Year:
2000
95 min
1,850 Views


I want to learn.

Can I go with you

the pr? Xima time?

Olv? Give it, the girls

You can not surf.

Men are born hunters.

And our prey, the perfect wave.

It is m? s, the table is

one s? symbol f? lic.

No s? much about

f things? lic ...

but I swam very well

and learn r? I ask.

The Great Kanaka are angry? A

if a girl enters the group.

Who is the Great Kanaka?

The best surfer

all the times.

Pope.

Maybe? L be me

ense? ar surfing.

A champion? N the world not

lose? time with you.

? And you? ? You're as good as

not to teach? arle a girl?

Starcat has a fan.

? Is not it beautiful?

Apri? Strong tame,

like a man.

? Enough!

Ni? A, listen well

dir what you ?.

Surfing is a guy thing.

No of girls and wimps.

I think the guy does not

est? interested.

Oh no, I'm afraid

sharks.

? Help! I need a

h? roe strong and big.

? Here we go!

Nothing in the world

that prevents me learn.

I must find a way.

? But how?

Those guys just you

interested in two things ...

and you do not have any.

? No!

? Dammit!

It was me? last d? lar.

No need to pay another,

You can eat my hot dog.

Berdine give you? his drink.

Sit.

Acomodate.

Thank You.

? Porqu? shirt you wear?

? Fear of the sun? You do well.

I am sensitive to the sun,

I have psoriasis.

My back is? full

eruptions.

Sorry.

But you look good

with this shirt.

Tell me about the Great Kanaka.

? It simp? Tico?

Kanaka is of another race.

It is the feeling? n

of time.

Do you live around here?

Someone must live so fabulous

something akin to the White House.

No, has a Caba? A

on the beach.

? There will want? S what you present?

? What are you doing in my Caba? A?

? You are the Great Kanaka?

I'm the one who surfs from

Japan to the Yucatan.

My name is Florence.

Oh, this is like finding

Walt Disney or Helen Keller.

You're a legend.

I'll drink water.

- Are they for real?

- If bankruptcy, you pay.

? What brings you to the cabin? A

Grand Kanaka?

Great Kanaka,

I want to learn to surf.

Nobody wants to teach? Arme,

I'm desperate.

Sure, we would make a

beautiful couple.

Sorry girl returns

where your mom and dad.

I see me so to

you taught me? It is.

If you looked so, we would

more than talk.

Number one,

water is what I like.

More than anything in the world.

More than anything in the world,

I like sex.

? What?

You got the wrong girl.

Florence is not my name.

? Who you are?

My name is Ann Bowman.

I discovered my true

nature.

Let easy baby ...

If it were not for my

honor code ...

could take advantage of the situation,

erotically speaking.

I thought you were a man

with a large cigar.

You have, a cigarette?

More than you could bear.

Now get out of my Caba? A,

before I get angry.

? Do not give me back!

My name is Florence!

My name is Ann Bowman!

Ann Bowman, Ann Bowman,

? Ann Bowman!

It is true ...

Ann Bowman.

- Fear of me?

- I'm not afraid.

Your hands tremble

as cold.

- It is not true.

- Are you afraid.

? Say it!

? Are you afraid!

- Yes.

- If you?

If ...? Se? Ora?

So it is? best.

You're a kid or naughty,

? Cari right? Or?

Seora, I do not feel well.

Listen b*tch, you dir? something.

I know your fantasies,

your dreams.

You give? some tasks.

To begin, I want to give a

Back on the beach, accompany ada.

Do you understand?

? That dir? N the other?

? F*** the others!

? Only I matter!

Ann Bowman.

? Not to be? last to wear!

Dir not me? N ...

the girls

They can not surf ...

The girls can

to do a lot of things.

I can be ...

..a executive secretary.

? Ann?

? Ann? My name is Florence.

Very retro, it s ?.

Do you remember what

est? Bamos talking about?

On surf lessons.

? We started tomorrow?

- I see that you can not resist.

- Here we go again.

I prepare, I need

a table, not to be? f? cyl.

And morning walk

H2O. ? Bye!

? What?

? Care atr? S!

? What?

? Dive!

I begin to understand it.

Very good baby.

You're a beast.

? Ann?

? Sorry?

Nothing.

I do not want to disrespect ...

but you can not admit

girls in our clan.

If you start well, maybe

what happens next.

? You are the Emperor

the seven seas!

You're the inspiration? n to

all of us.

Kanaka not have to give

answer to anyone.

If you walk with an ugly girl because

anda hot, it's your problem.

? That's right!

Kanaka, I thought you had one

sensor of pretty girls.

You can not be so desperate.

Yes, but today the girls are

complicated as the horoscope ...

you never know

when you are returning? n.

You're not even a girl,

You're a little girl.

If that be? your name.

? You like it?

I think, it has class.

I baptize you as Nenita.

Ok, I accept.

Be? the Nenita.

? It means I'm

within the group?

There are some beautiful tomatoes

in that tin.

I did not know anyone lived

in the house of Elkins.

- It is normal.

-? Why?

Est? delighted.

- You came ah ??

- Some time ago.

There are ghosts all ?,

I sent? in my balls.

? You and your balls!

There have hairs

from 8 years.

They are the source of my power.

I am informed of the time,

the time, date ...

if there is congestion? n

on Route 66.

? Step ugly

in that house?

Many people died? ah ?.

Some were born

to die.

Berdine, your friend is?

a little late.

I have a juicy grilled meat,

with your initials on it.

No thanks, I expect?

a bit m? s.

Pat, I feel that is? S

balding ...

but the hair strands

in chicken me sick.

Shimmer is? your tip.

I do not ...

And my hair is not? ...

Berdine Hello, me is? S

having fun alone?

I'm hoping to Florence.

They were friends, right?

At what do you mean "were"?

Dej you hear? alone, and

walks with the beach boys.

Well, you heard wrong.

Now you hear

Nenita say.

And now walks with

these wanderers.

Florence is my best friend,

be? here any minute.

? What you are? S doing?

? What?

Yo Yo, show the Chinese bull.

No, do not continue with that.

Hey, invited? Moslas

to the party.

If you want,

for me no problem.

? What party?

The party m? S sensational

formidable summer.

Be? a wild night.

? You know it's an orgy?

Better than t ?.

I wanna go.

Not for t ?.

As for those two ...

Junior,? Are you from?

No, I'll stay here me.

This is my spare time.

? No man rejects

Ann Bowman!

? Ann Bowman invent? parties!

? Ann Bowman invent? org? ace!

? Ann Bowman invent? the revenge!

? They know alg? N remedy

for constipation?

I'm bad. Altera

my center of gravity.

It can be psicol? gico.

Repressed desire causes

retention? anal n.

Nonsense.

My mother says it best

It is the beef broth.

? Enough!

You must be sought in the background ...

in the dark zone where

hidden fears.

Drink? laxative.

How you are? Mr. Surf, this morning?

Mr. Surf is? ready

to exit the balcony? n.

? Where you are? Junior?

I have not seen her since yesterday.

? I was not with you Nenita?

Yes, I think, for a while.

Kanaka, your ..

? You depilaste you?

Many swimmers wax for

move more r? ask in the water.

? To your friends like as ??

Oh yeah, baby, soft

as a jab? n.

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Charles Busch

Charles Louis Busch (born August 23, 1954) is an American actor, screenwriter, playwright and female impersonator, known for his appearances on stage in his own camp style plays and in film and television. He wrote and starred in his early plays Off-off-Broadway beginning in 1978, generally in drag roles, and also acted in the works of other playwrights. He also wrote for television and began to act in films and on television in the late 1990s. His best known play is The Tale of the Allergist's Wife (2000), which was a success on Broadway. more…

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