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Synopsis: Spoof of 1960's Beach Party/Gidget surfing movies mixed with slasher horror films stars Lauren Ambrose as Florence Forrest, a not-so-innocent girl in 1960's Malibu who becomes "Chicklet" the first girl surfer at Malibu Beach, only Florence suffers from dissociative identity disorder and occasionally her alter ego Ann Bowman, a sexually aggressive, foul-speaking girl, comes out in which during that time several beach goers are found murdered. The suspects include Chicklet herself, surfer Kanaka, B-horror film actress Bettina Barnes, exchange student Lars, and even Chicklet's own mother.
Director(s): Robert Lee King
Production: Strand Releasing
  3 wins & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
42
Rotten Tomatoes:
53%
UNRATED
Year:
2000
95 min
1,850 Views


? Time to fight!

? Come On!

? Come on, Yo Yo!

? Give Yo Yo!

Come on guys, stop.

? Stop!

Now I have you.

? That diabos is that?

Est? covered with psoriasis.

? Junior!

How long you have been ah ??

About 6 hours.

We found the pancreas,

intestine and a finger.

? What is going on with them?

They have alibis as s? Lidas

as breasts Betty Page.

Except that.

We have another

murder.

And you have no alibi.

He was my friend.

At the time of the crime,

you were alone on the beach.

Walking alone,

thinking.

I saw her.

Nenita,? Porqu? do not tell him that

LLEV you? eating hamburgers?

The Great Kanaka,

l? der band.

How long.

? Still following the sun?

? Still trying to understand

the criminal mind?

As always, he is living in

that Caba? a in ruins.

Bring some wives to

that we burn ... together.

Forget I'm cop,

and a lady.

? Because we harassed?

We have not done anything wrong.

Because I do not like.

I do not like talking.

I do not like walking.

And I do not like these hairstyles.

They think the beach is

you.

They think it is a

world of teenagers.

Well they are wrong.

? We will arrest?

Well could a.

I m? All to bring the truth

the worst criminals.

I have a special room.

Imagine it if they can.

Cold steel, bright lights,

Formica table.

- Heard enough already!

- Still they have not heard from me.

Especially you,

Se? Or Kanaka.

? Cookie!

Kanaka,? Because

treats you so badly?

it's not the first time

who they treat me well.

Cut to Junior as a

Christmas turkey ...

How can you that monster

sleep at night?

It's a crazy, maybe not

remember what you did.

Maybe not remember anything.

Lars? Est? S washing clothes

at 2 in the morning?

? I made a lot of noise?

No, I have insomnia.

? Because you have problems

To sleep?

Inner demons.

Ate many "tornadoes"

of meat.

If you do not deten? A,

you had eaten my plate.

Do not you know that pas ??

One of my friends was found

dead, cut into pieces.

I was the? Last to see him

with life.

? Do not imagine who made

something so horrible?

No. But I think I saw something.

I do not remember.

I blocked mind.

I'm sorry for your friend.

But you must stop

torture.

? Tu est? S alive!

You must go out and have fun, as

Your friend would have.

? My grandmother Ingrid sun to say:

Lars, fail,

live and enjoy.

? He said that?

I think I feel

a little better.

"And Papa Bear said ...

Who is? sleeping

in my chair? "

? Your chair?

I, I ...

I did not know.

You're my family.

No, I'm not.

Give us a hint.

? What's your name?

I can not answer that.

? You walk inc? Incognito?

No, of German-Irish origin.

Wait a minute.

Nenita, stand next.

Closer.

Yo Yo, put your head

nearby.

? Closer!

? That's!

? The waitress three heads!

? Bettina Barnes!

No one must know my

true identity.

I escaped? the study.

You can not imagine what it is

be exploited ...

by those meat traders

Fresh power-hungry.

Everyone wants a piece.

? I'm not a pepperoni!

I saw your movie

"Sexual space cats."

A good movie.

I had to make four

sequences.

? Bullshit!

They do not respect the

rights of individuals.

We respect you.

? Truly?

I'm hiding here ...

until the study I

allow choose ...

screenplay, director and

Barber.

? Florence!

? There you are!

Yesterday I waited? as two hours.

My name is now Nenita.

Definitely you are not

m? s Florence.

- Bettina Barnes!

- It is? hiding.

Bettina Barnes.

? In person!

I loved it? "The Queen tarantula

New Jersey, "I swear.

I saw "Sex cats against

killer balls "sixteen times.

? Really?

If Ms. Barnes, you're the best.

You are the incarnation? n female

Nietzsche's Superman ...

Always ready to fight

for the truth ...

in the eternal battle

of the sexes.

It is what I say to my

agent for months.

? What's your name?

Berdine.

From everlasting to

Berdine always.

I need a secretary

trust and compa? era.

? Would you like a job

of summer?

I feel very honored,

but Florence and I have ...

a million? No plans ...

I'm your girl.

? When I start?

Immediately.

Enter. You enter? ...

... My universe? Intimate.

? Be? sensational!

? Nenita!

? Are you okay?

? Because you help me? I Thought

you wanted me drown.

? Because you say something so

absurd?

Everyone knows you hate me.

I do not hate you. Not one bit.

When I saw pens appear? ...

pens? ...

? Do not know to be dipped

before the wave arrives?

Of course I knew.

? It was an accident!

? Never have an accident,

Se? Or Perfect?

? Do not call me as ?!

? What?

? It? Or Perfect?

You do not know how terrible is that

think you're a god.

Intelligent, atl? Tico.

You can not imagine the pressure? N.

I thought people passing

India hunger sat badly.

? It's a curse? No!

You're so busy trying to be

man who does not understand my pain.

You're not a kid,

? And never will be? S!

? Because you can not be a

Marvel Ann normal girl like?

I wish I could be like her.

So educated, so refined ...

And I imagine the evenings

wonderful they spent together.

Going to? Pear, museums,

reading important books.

? Forget it!

If you drown again ...

s? lvate yourself.

No matter how hard you try,

Always be? S Mr. Perfect!

? Perfect, perfect, perfect!

? Perfect hair, perfect teeth,

perfect eyes!

? Perfectly perfect!

Ms. Barnes.

? Miss Barnes!

Another miserable and horrifying

sci-fi movie.

I can not identify with

"The Martian Rat Face".

? It's that bad?

Honey, could Lassie

write a better script.

I found this photograph out there.

? Is your fam? Lia?

No, I've never seen.

Come in, come.

I brought these flowers ...

..but the marchit? with the

my body heat.

You must have a hot body.

Berdine Hello, how do you going?

Berdine found this photo.

? About being? N?

They are those who lived here.

The Elkins family.

? There are those who ...

Tell me.

I like stories

thriller.

That story I

freezes the soul.

The last 15 years the fam? Lia

Elkins came to live here.

Larry, of 10 years, was the

more small or all three.

When I could not sleep,

on a summer night,

I took a knife from the kitchen

and the sea? to everyone.

How terrible.

They say the house

est? haunted.

If you are afraid ...

we could be your

bodyguard, if you like.

That gentle.

? Ms. B., I have a better idea!

I have a book of rituals

Bali exorcisms.

I bet rid us

of these ghosts.

? Be? funny!

Hag? MoSlo.

If hag? MoSlo ...

Tonight we'll take

those spirits

We will give a lesson? N.

? An exorcism?

? With a movie star?

Perhaps with Deborah Kerr

or Audrey Hepburn.

? With Bettina Barnes?

? I think not!

It's not like when I drive

the car park.

Florence, put the eggs

in the fridge.

This pudding Bavarian

love you ?.

Mother ...

These meetings encourage

the sexual act.

It's not like in the movies.

A man and a woman

hugging,

lighting? n soft,

an image of Manhattan,

Rachmaninov playing

background.

? The reality is different!

You can not imagine ...

how disgusting is a

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Charles Busch

Charles Louis Busch (born August 23, 1954) is an American actor, screenwriter, playwright and female impersonator, known for his appearances on stage in his own camp style plays and in film and television. He wrote and starred in his early plays Off-off-Broadway beginning in 1978, generally in drag roles, and also acted in the works of other playwrights. He also wrote for television and began to act in films and on television in the late 1990s. His best known play is The Tale of the Allergist's Wife (2000), which was a success on Broadway. more…

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