Psycho Cop Returns

What are you worrying about?

It's gonna be great.

Well, what if

stonecipher finds out?

Oh right, lik old

man stoneciphefls

gonna be working late.

That's why he own the

company, remember.

So he doesn't have

to stay after hours.

Besides he'd never pay

himself the overtime.

What if somebody

tell him larr?

Look, the only person

in the building that late

is Gus the night watchman, okay.

I've already worked

everything out with him.

I'm telling you, it's gonna

be the best bachelor party

that you've seen.

Don't we have to send

Gary off in style?

Well yeah but, you know, i

just don't want to lose my job.

Look, if something goes wrong

i will take all the blame.

"Don't blame Brian,

Mr. stonecipher.

"I told him if he didn't

take part in the party

"I'd show you these polaroids

of him and this goat.

"Oh yes sir it's a

particularly ugly goat

"but he was very drunk."

I never did it with a goat.

That's because you

could never find one.

Okay, let's make sure we

thought of everything.

Okay?

I've got the strippers ready.

Mike has the booze.

You have the grass.

Shut up!

Jesus.

Well, howdy officer.

Can we help you sir?

You boys wouldn't be

planning anything illegal,

would you now?

No sir, we would never

do anything illegal.

You just see that you don't.

Yes sir, officer.

You boys stay out

of trouble, you hear?

- Yes sir, officer.

- Yes sir, officer.

Wow, if that's not an

example of inbreeding

I don't know what is.

Damn that cop was weird.

Brian, you really

need to switch

to a decaffeinated buddy,

he's just messing with us.

If he wanted to bust

us he could have.

What do you mean?

I mean, you have

marijuana in your briefcase.

~ shh!

Now, he would not

have known that

had you not told the

entire world, Larry.

Of course he would have.

Cops can smell that

stuff from a mile away.

Really?

They take a class in it.

Smelling 101 it's taught

by a German Shepard.

L'm just kidding, chill out,

take a chill pill or something.

Get yourself out of

your hair all right.

I just wanna know why the

hell he was acting that way.

Because he's an

anal retentive cop

who takes his job

way too seriously.

He's gone now just relax, okay.

Larry-

what is it now?

What is this, the

walking police?

I don't think we're speeding.

See that guy over there,

he's going faster than we are

and so is that guy.

If anybody gets pulled

over it'll be him.

Uh-oh illegal u-turn,

oh officer, officer.

Keep it down, i

think it's the same cop

from the donut shop.

Who, officer inbred?

He's following us.

I don't think so.

He is.

Okay wait a second, let's see.

This is silly, I'll ask him.

No no no.

Hey, officer!

Jesus.

Oh officer

inbred are you following us

because you smell my

friend's illegal doggy bag?

You know, I don't

think that's very funny.

I dumped the pot.

You mailed the dope.

To who?

I don't know, grandma Moses.

Aw, goddamn, come on let's

go we gotta get a move on.

I can live without the weed,

it's never done

much for me anyway.

Come on.

Good morning Dolores.

Good morning.

Good morning Dolores.

Good morning.

Hey hey hey, you

all ready for tonight big guy?

Oh yeah, I'm all set.

I already told Ingrid i

was working late tonight.

(He)', you got the girls?

Oh yes.

We are sending you

off in style partner.

This is great, this is great.

Ingrid darling, I love you.

And in two weeks I'm

gonna be all yours

but for right now there's a

few thing you shouldn't see.

Michael, my man, i

believe you're in charge

of refreshments for tonight's

little get together.

Funny, I don't recall

being given that assignment.

Let me check my files.

Whoa, you think you

got enough there Mike?

You can never

really have enough.

(Ahuds)

Oh yeah.

Larry, it's stonecipher.

Ah, thanks Brian, this is

just the file I was looking for.

Morning Mr. stonecipher.

Coffee.

No thanks.

What a nice man.

Yo Tony, are you staying for

Gary's bachelor shindig tonight?

I don't think so.

I mean I'd like to.

But I sort of had

a prior commitment.

Oh Tony say it isn't so

man, it's gonna be a blast.

We've got strippers,

we've got refreshments

filed under b for booze.

I'd like to but i

gotta do something.

Next time.

Okay, next time

Gary gets married.

Stop it.

You know, we can

still work late tonight.

I don't enjoy

having an audience.

The party's gonna be upstairs.

I mean, we can't do it on

stoneciphers desk like you wanted.

But we can do it down here.

Uh yeah?

Yeah.

You know, we can make

some interesting copies.

You are so kinky.

It's a date.

Yeah, do you have

cherry chapstick?

Can I call you back please?

Larry.

Larry, don't look now

but you know that gorgeous

girl from accounting?

She's right over there.

You know with the niceness.

You're Sharon

Wells from accounting.

And you're Norris the veen

from the land of obnactigon.

Wait a second,

aren't you from Ohio?

I see that my

reputation precedes me.

My friends call me Larry.

Well it's nice to

meet you Lawrence.

May I be so bold as to say

that you look

absolutely lovely today.

Well gee, thanks larr.

That's awfully sweet of you.

Why, you don't look

half bad yourself.

Mike, you idiot, i

was talkin' to Brian.

What are you doing for lunch?

I thought I'd eat.

Ah, what a

coincidence, me too.

Why don't we do it together?

Well actually Lawrence,

i already have plans today

but why don't you

take Brian here

he does look lovely today,

if I may be so bold.

Excuse me, thank you.

You know you can

act all cool and everything

but you know something?

You're gonna be thinking

about me, I can tell.

Is that so?

Granted, they may

not be nice thoughts

but it's a start.

I'm not gonna let

you forget about me.

I'll take shock

treatments Lawrence.

All right big Tony,

way to go buddy.

Hey, do you mind?

I just need to make one copy.

All right.

Thanks guys.

As you were you

two, have fun huh.

Just, what are

you doing Larry?

Here we are, Wells comma

Sharon accounting third floor

extension 3333.

Just sending our miss

Wells a gentle reminder.

You know, you might

wanna watch yourself Larry.

She's quite the jock

from what I hear.

Uh yeah?

Yes.

She's the leading scorer

on the softball team.

She might break

you in half larr.

Ah, but what a way to go.

Maybe I should

check that number.

How are you today

Mr. stonecipher?

Stop kissing my ass.

Oh god, another long

wonderful romantic evening.

- Goodnight Mr. stonecipher.

- Goodnight Mr. stonecipher.

Goodnight Mr. stonecipher.

It's quitting time and

i don't pay any overtime.

Well that's okay

Mr. stonecipher.

We just have a little

work to finish up.

Suit yourselves.

Goddamn a**holes.

Brown-nosers.

Come on.

Yeah!

- All right Mikey party time.

- Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Wait a minute,

let's make sure.

Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis

has left the building.

Party time, party time!

Larry!

" What is it?

Come take a look at this.

What, is he coming back?

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