Psycho Cop Returns Page #2

No, i think it's that cop.

Officer inbred, no way.

Who and what

is an officer inbred?

Just this cop

who hassled us this morning

at the donut shop before work.

And he's down there?

I don't know, where is he?

He's right there.

What that car down there?

What makes you think that

that's officer inbred?

Look, he followed us earlier.

He might have

followed us to work.

Followed you, why?

He didn't follow us.

Brian just has an

overactive imagination.

Some cop car parks behind

us today we we're walking,

right, so Brian decides

that it's the same cop

and he's got some personal

vendetta against us.

So Brian gets so excited that

he takes the grass we had

and he mails it to somebody.

We just don't know who.

That cop was acting really

strange in the donut shop.

Brian, he's a cop.

He shoots at people

for a living.

Chances are he's a little bit

strange just forget about him.

What's he gonna do Brian,

roll down his window,

shake his fist and

shout up at us.

"Hey you kids up there.

"You're having a party

after hours aren't you?

"Okay, come one down we're

gonna take you to jail now."

Now, if you'll excuse me

I'm going to procure us

some feminine entertainment.

Mikey.

Women, women, women, women,

women, women, women!

Yay, women yeah, yeah!

This is great.

Come on, loosen up will ya?

Come on you guys.

Oh my god.

Holy, check that out Gus,

what do you think huh?

Shame on it.

We are gonna have some

fun tonight, oh yes.

All right, all right,

time to rock and roll.

Hey, thanks Gus.

No problem.

Just don't burn down the

building on my shift.

All right, yeah.

Are you lovely ladies

ready to party or what?

Oh always ready to party.

We'll see.

Which floor?

To the top of the shaft

oops silly me, now

it's gonna take forever

to get all the way up.

Oh, i wouldn't bet on that.

Are you sure they're only

going to be on the top floor?

Of course baby.

Maybe we should go down

a couple of floors.

Okay

just to be safe.

All right.

Howdy officer.

Can I help you?

Got a call about some

disturbances at this address.

Is everything okay?

Oh sure, everything's fine.

It's been quiet as a graveyard.

Ah, well.

Probably just a crank call.

Sorry to have bothered you.

Ah, no trouble.

Ls that the game?

Oh yeah, it's the

bottom of the ninth.

Would you mind?

I can't seem to

get it on my radio.

No no no, come on in.

It's time to party

old farts, let's go.

Ride 'em cowboy,

ride 'em baby.

Do it baby, do it.

Oh you are beautiful.

Oh this is great.

You guys are the

best, I love you.

I love you guys, you

guys are the best.

Mikey, love you man.

Yeah baby, all for

you Gary, all for you.

You know Gus,

I saw you let

those girls in here.

Oh sure, well a couple

of fellas up on seven

are having a bachelor party.

I don't think that would

be in company policy.

Ah, how should I know?

I don't write company policy.

I don't even read it.

Hey, turn that back on.

I for one am sure

that taking bribes

is not in company policy.

What are you talking about?

I saw you take

money from that kid.

Oh.

He owed me a few

dollars, so what?

Now come on, turn that

back on, I'm serious.

Well I'm serious too.

I could run you in

for contributing

to the delinquency of a minor.

What minors?

They're all over 21 up there.

Now Jesus, relax will ya.

They just having some fun.

Fun, fun?

Oh yeah, it's all fun

and games isn't it?

Until someone loses an eye.

I'll be right back.

Why don't you keep an

eye out while I'm gone?

Seventh floor, going up.

Linens, lingerie,

eviscerated women.

Who's that?

Hey man, did somebody

call the elevator?

Larry, none of us were

anywhere near that call button.

So someone called

the elevator, so what?

Can't you see I'm

busy over here?

What if Ingrid found

out about the party?

Hey, if Ingrid

knew about the party

she'd come up herself.

You guys know who it is,

it's Gus the night watchman.

Sure scared the

poop out of me.

Yeah me too.

Very funny Gus!

Now, where were we?

We were right here.

Hey, you know this gag's

getting a little old.

Enough with the

elevators already.

You guys are starting to sound

like a bunch of old women!

I'll go down and talk to the guy

and see what's going on, okay?

Hey, thanks Mikey.

No problem.

Only, Larry, when I get back

i don't wanna hear no more

about elevators and i

don't wanna hear this guy

crying about his future

ex wife showing up.

We are here to party!

You're not going

anywhere big boy.

Baby, let me go

take care of this

and when I get back we will

have no more distractions.

Hurry back.

Oh god.

Hey Larry, what's

this guy's name again?

His name's Gus.

Gus, okay no problem,

I'll be right back.

And don't do anything

i wouldn't do.

Then again with these

girls I would do anything.

Carry on men.

What if Ingrid finds

out about the party?

Idiots.

Oh.

What the hell is this?

Oh come on.

Oh that's really funny.

Come on.

I got beautiful babes upstairs.

F***.

I really gotta lose some weight.

I think I'll take the stairs.

Yo Gus.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Oh, I'm sorry i

didn't hear you come in.

Is everything okay up there?

Yeah everything's fine.

Well one of the guy's

a little paranoid

about his wife finding

out about the party

and they were

wondering if it was you

that sending the

elevator up and down.

Well not me and

I think I'm the

only one down here.

Wait a minute.

Was it the one on the left?

Yeah it was.

Well there you go.

See, that one's been

acting screwy all day long.

Those a**holes in

maintenance forgot to put an

out of order sign

on every floor.

I hope you didn't try to

come down in that one.

Yeah well I did and i

got stuck between floors,

I had to crawl my way out.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Well just remember that,

try the one on the right

when you go back up

it's working fine.

And don't worry, I'm

gonna get all over

those a**holes tomorrow.

I got stuck in there

myself last night.

Oh good, now i

don't feel so bad.

Okay well, thanks a lot

buddy, see you later.

Ah.

How's the party?

Oh the party's great.

Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't ask you.

Can I get you anything?

Whatever you want, we

got blondes, brunettes.

Got any booze?

We got booze.

What's your poison friend?

Scotch.

Scotch, you got it.

Guess you need a

little something

to get you through the night.

It must be pretty boring

the whole night by yourself huh?

Oh no.

I've always been

good at killing time.

Be right back.

Hey, hey Mikey's back.

Where'd you go?

What'd he say?

Go, what'd he say?

It wasn't him.

The left elevator's

all screwed up.

It stopped between floors,

I had to crawl to

the fifth floor.

Brian take a note of that.

Elevator on left bad,

elevator on right good.

I'll type up a memo.

I promised I'd bring him

down a bottle of scotch.

Don't worry baby I'll be back.

Sh*t.

Sorry, this is a

no stopping zone.

Man, am I glad to see you.

Here.

Thanks.

Going down

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