Psycho Cop Returns Page #3

straight to hell.

By the way kid,

thanks for the booze but i

never drink when I'm on duty.

Man, Mike should

be here to see this.

Yeah, where is Mike though?

He hasn't been here

for a long time.

He's probably watching

the game with Gus.

Man, does he have his

priorities screwed up.

Mmhm.

Wait a second, Larry.

He might be stuck in

the elevator again.

Then we got a

better boy girl ratio.

I still think we should check.

Brian relax he's just fine.

Larry-

Larry come take a look at this.

What is it now?

That is weird.

Who the hell would be

sending us their chest?

Larry, I think it's that cop.

I doubt if officer inbred

has a fax machine in his car.

His car.

His car's still there.

Oh.

Brian don't hyperventilate okay?

I mean, think about it huh.

Who wears a badge and

coincidentally knows

that we're up here?

Gus the night watchman.

Bingo, give that man a cigar.

They probably were finishing

that bottle of scotch

and they decided to

mess with your mind.

See, what did I tell ya?

Look,

you two guys are

too damn serious.

Now, here's what's gonna happen.

Miss Lisa, that's her, and I

are gonna go out and spend

some quality time together.

Besides, it's my party and

i can do whatever I want.

Isn't that right?

That's right.

Hey, knock

yourself out big guy.

Brian and I'll take care

of these two lovely ladies.

Well you do that

cause in the mean time

miss Lisa and I, that's

her, we're gonna go out

and spend some

quality time together.

Hey you've already

said that part.

Well, it's my party and

i can do whatever I want.

Take him away,

get him out of here.

You know, I'm beginning

to suspect foreplay.

Oh my god.

Ah.

It's not what it looks like.

Oh.

It doesn't look like

anything really.

She tripped, she fell and

i was trying to help her up.

No, it was my fault

i should have knocked.

I was just looking

for a stapler.

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have a good time.

You know what I mean.

She tripped?

Oh great, the stapler.

Wait, wait.

What?

I got an idea.

What?

Let's go up to the roof.

The roof?

Let's go up to the main roof.

I'm so damn funny.

You're a genius.

Sorry, you startled me.

Well hello there officer.

Very nice night

we're having tonight.

Sure looks pretty out.

You little punk.

You're drunk and disorderly

and we can't have that.

, hey

hey, I may very well

be drunk occifer

but I am not...

and what would Ingrid say

if she could see you now.

Ingfld?

You're under arrest.

You have the right

to remain dead.

Anything you say can

and will be considered

extremely strange

because you're dead.

You have the right

to an attorney.

Not a lot of good

it'll do ya because

you're dead.

Do you understand these rights?

Are you even listening to me?

You're not being

very cooperative.

I hate to kick a

man when he's dead

they just don't put

up much of a fight.

Please, put me down.

Well, it is your

first offense.

So maybe I should

just let you go

with a warning.

Oh my god!

You act like trash you

get treated like trash.

Oh my god, oh my god!

What the hell is it now?

I'm pretty sure that I saw

a body fall passed the window.

A body?

That's what it

looked like larr.

I don't see any

body down there.

Perhaps it bounced back up.

Listen, I'm pretty sure

that that's what it was.

There goes your overactive

imagination again.

You probably saw a pigeon.

A damn big pigeon.

It was a mutant ninja pigeon.

What about Mike, where's Mike?

Who gives a damn?

Are you actually upset

that we have these

two beautiful

creatures to ourselves?

Well Mike could be stuck in

the elevator again you know.

Perhaps your priorities

are out of whack.

Wait, that could

be Mike right now.

From Gary.

What the hell

does this mean larr?

Maybe he's trying to

tell us not to drive drunk.

Sh*t for brains.

Well, now we

know where Mike is.

He's down in the copy

room with Gary and Lisa.

Do you feel better now?

Yeah, I guess I do get a

little paranoid sometimes larr.

Yeah, and the pope

is a little catholic.

Hey tell you what, since

we know where they are

why don't you run down there

and we'll really get

this party started?

Okay-

don't be such a nene Brian.

It's okay Brian, okay.

It's okay.

Get a hold of yourself Brian

now you're getting freaked

out by bad rococo art.

Ls everyone decent in there?

Well I guess that's a bit

much to ask from you guys.

Is everyone dressed

in there at least?

Mike.

(Gar)'-

anyone.

Oh, terrific.

Oh, where are you guys now?

Oh, I got a really bad

feeling about this.

No.

Hey, welcome back Brian.

Hey, what's wrong?

Hey, are you okay?

What's wrong?

You look like

you've seen a ghost.

I feel like I've

just seen a ghost.

Well what's going on,

where's Mike and Gary at?

I don't know but there's

something really wrong.

Really, what is it?

You better come

with me I'll show you.

I don't see anything Brian.

I mean, the place

could definitely

use a little bit of tidying up.

Oh come on, look around.

You notice anything strange?

Hey Mike has freckles, you

know I never noticed that.

I'm serious Larry.

Brian I'm sorry.

I don't know what I'm

supposed to be looking for.

How long does it take to

make this many pictures?

I don't know maybe

five or ten minutes.

And look at these pictures,

now does Mike look any

different in any of these?

I don't know.

Is he wearing a funny

hat or something?

He hasn't moved.

Yeah he hasn't moved, he

hasn't moved one muscle.

What are you trying to say?

Yeah what are

you saying Brian?

Look at the pictures,

he looks dead.

Oh my god.

Wait a second, you're

getting too excited about this.

Look, I'll show you

how he did it, okay?

Okay, yeah.

What did you do

with my undies?

Tore them off in a fit

of unbridled passion.

No I mean where

did you put them?

I don't know, were

you wearing any?

Oh no, I remember, you took

them off in the copy room.

Oh yes, I remember now.

Well, will you go

and get them for me?

Why me?

Well because

you're the guy and

because you're already

wearing your undies.

All right, all right.

A man's work is never done.

Tony give me my underwear.

Tony give me multiple orgasms.

Work work work.

Well, I certainly didn't

hear you complaining.

I didn't say i

didn't love my work.

You know, adultery is still

illegal in a lot of states.

I'll bet that smarts doesn't it?

Now, now.

Wouldn't wanna have

to separate you two.

Now that's what I like to see.

You're stuck together

'til the very end.

See.

The grain is different.

What?

The grain is different.

When you make a copy of a

copy the grain is different

there's lower resolution.

And look at this,

look at this smear.

What smear?

Right there.

Look, there's

something on the glass.

Oh my god.

And I suppose

I'm imagining that?

It doesn't mean

anything Brian.

It could be strawberry jam.

And it could be blood.

Oh come on, yeah maybe

if somebody got a paper cut

or something.

Come on, reality

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