Psycho Cop Returns Page #5

Kick it over here.

Thank you.

Now let her go.

You got to listen more

carefully to what people say.

I never said I'd let her go.

I only said i

wouldn't shoot her.

How's the party

girls, having fun yet?

Nice chaps.

Come out come out

wherever you are.

Olly olly oxen free?

You can run, you can't hide.

Ah.

Assaulting an officer,

that's a serious offense.

What are you gonna do

now, call the cops?

No, I'm gonna send you back

to hell you twisted sh*t.

Whoops, silly me.

I forgot to reload.

Oh yes, this is going to be fun.

Oh god, I'm gonna

have to do it.

Oh god, oh god.

I'm here.

Ding dong-

avon calling.

Candy gram.

Here's Joey.

Come on out, I know

you're in here.

I've got a search warrant.

I'm not gonna hurt ya.

You know, I really think

that we should talk about

all those unpaid

parking tickets.

I'm not gonna hurt

you to get even.

Oh no.

That would be childish.

I'm gonna hurt you just

because it's gonna be fun.

Are you waiving your

right to an attorney?

What about your phone call?

You get one phone

call, you know.

No?

Well, whatever you say.

She waives her right

to a phone call.

Wait a minute.

The verdict is in.

Aw, too bad.

It's the death penalty.

One Adam 12, one Adam 12.

Suspect is blonde and considered

extremely f***ing stupid.

You know, they just don't make

elevators like they used to.

Do they?

You always end up

getting the shaft.

All right, this is the police.

Come outwith your hands

where we can see 'em.

Damn, that always works on TV.

Ah-ha.

Of course, where else would

a lady like yourself be?

You're powdering your nose.

Can't have a shiny nose can we?

Not when I'm gonna

cut your head off

and put it on a goddamn stake

and parade around town with it.

Eat this you gargoyle.

Go back to hell.

Ah sh*t!

I guess you got the

shaft in the end huh?

Oh god.

It's all right, it's okay.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to.

Where is he?

- No, it's okay.

- Where is he?

He's dead I killed

him, it's all right.

- You killed him?

- Oh god, you okay?

- You killed him?

- You're shot.

Yes.

I'm okay, i

stopped the bleeding.

What do you say we get

the hell out of here huh?

Yeah, yeah I'm up for that.

I'm so glad you're alive.

Come on, let me help you.

- Wait, lean on me.

- Oh.

- Watch out.

- You okay?

Easy, just go slow.

All right.

Here, oh sh*t i

completely forgot

we can't get out this way.

So it would seem.

You're bleeding again.

Look, we're gonna have to

go up to the third floor

and get out the garage.

You think you're up to it?

After tonight that

would be a cake walk.

I'll get the elevator.

Okay-

oh sh*t, I almost forgot,

the elevator's not

working either we

gotta go up the stairs.

Nini!

You, you I wanna kill

with my bare hands.

And it is not gonna be quick.

Sharon.

Remember what I said about

not holding a grudge.

I lied.

Sharon.

It is your turn, come here.

I see you.

You burned me you b*tch.

Good thing you're wearing black

'cause you're

going to a funeral.

Yours.

Oh god, please!

Somebody help me!

Somebody help me!

Please!

Somebody!

Please!

Somebody!

Please, somebody, help me!

Please, somebody!

Please, no!

What the hell's

going on out there?

Hey, what the hell's

he doing to her?

Oh my god, that's a cop.

And he's beating

the sh*t out of her.

Let's go.

God, somebody help me!

Stop it, Jesus Christ.

Hey, leave her alone.

Hey, cut it out.

Back off a**hole, I don't

care what she's done.

Jesus, you're a mess officer.

Go to hell.

You're all under arrest

for person blocking.

- Get him!

- Hit him!

- Hit him!

- Hit him!

- Hit him!

- Hit him!

And that was the

scene at approximately

2 A.M. this morning

when a group of citizens

coming to the aid

of a woman in need

unknowingly helped capture

officer Joe vickers.

Former police officer who

has since gone on to infamy

as one of the southlands most

notorious serial killers.

Vickers spent most of

the proceeding evening

terrorizing the occupants

of stonecipher enterprises.

An office building

here on mission

from which there were

only two survivors.

As for vickers himself,

despite the beating he took,

he remains in guarded

condition at county hospital.

Doctors are quoted as saying

"his survival is nothing

short of a miracle."

Will you please

turn that thing off.

Yeah, I don't wanna

relive that again.

I have a feeling we're

gonna be seeing that video

plenty of times.

So how you feeling anyway?

Like I've been

shot in the shoulder

and chopped with an ax.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

You know what I'm

thinking though.

'Hmm?

Does workers'

compensation cover this?

Did you hear what I said?

Please don't it

hurts, I'm not kidding.

Doctor thoris dial 182 please.

Doctor kravits, you have

a visitor in the main lobby.

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