Pup Page #6

Right. I'm in charge now.

And as you're all about to see,

things are going to change around here.

From now on, you're all going to do

exactly as I say.

(Snoring lightly)

Blackie? Blackie?

Blackie? Blackie?

- She's gone.

- No! No!

She can't have done.

If you decide to go with her,

we understand.

We can go to the moon some other time.

No. Let's do it.

I've had enough of her petty tantrums.

Come on.

I wish we were there already.

(Pinky growling)

(Pinky laughing)

So how about that?

What do you think?

LAIKA:
Hmm.

Say something. You first.

Wow. It's great.

It's really great.

It's perfect.

(Speaking Russian)

LAIKA:
He says he loves it.

Right. Here's the plan.

Here.

Here's our base.

And here's the spaceship.

And here beside it is Pinky territory.

Right? I'll attract Pinky's attention

and lead her here whilst

you guys leg it to the ship.

Once she's fallen into the trap,

I'll catch up with you, okay?

We'll wait for you to get there

before we start the countdown, Yuri.

Okay, okay. Now off you go.

LAIKA:
Aren't you coming, Yuri?

Yeah, yeah. I'm coming.

How much further is it?

Not far if we were skateboarding.

(All grunting)

Sorry. Keep the noise down, you guys.

Hush up.

Look, we're nearly there.

Pinky usually hangs out

in that clearing.

- There, behind the rocks.

- Uh--

And that's the only way to get

to the spaceship. Right, Yuri?

Uh, well--

It's time for you to do your stuff.

(Pinky grunting)

What?

(Breathing heavily)

Oh, wow, baby!

That thing's enormous.

You have good powers of observation.

But, uh--

You're not chickening out,

are you, Yuri?

Not you.

Uh, okay.

Let's go.

Hey, do you want to play hide-and-seek,

you big lump of lard?

(Growling)

Ah, come on, you pink porker.

It's party time!

(Panting and snarling)

He's done it. He's distracted her.

Faster. Faster.

(Panting)

(Snarling)

I got to find a way to deactivate her.

Stop!

Halt!

Peace, love... dove.

Mayday!

(Panting)

(Groaning)

(Roaring)

(Sniffing)

Wow. Even her nose hairs look pink.

Nose hairs.

Nose hairs.

Ah.

Got it.

(Roaring)

(Snarling)

Maybe I can't deactivate her,

but at least she's moved out of the way.

Oh, no. She's breaking free.

Oh, no.

Quick.

(Panting)

(Roaring)

Stop! Halt!

Get moving. She's coming.

Faster, faster.

(Speaking Russian)

Pyjamas! Smoothie! Coconut!

Faster!

She's catching up. She's nearly here.

Pink sheep! Smelly feet!

Rollerblades? Train?

Bell? Swell?

Glastonbury Hill?

No, no, no, no.

Is it open?

(Muttering in Russian)

(Roaring)

(Music playing)

(Music playing)

(Music playing)

Calm down!

Calm down! Gently now.

Take it easy.

(Roaring)

Launch now!

We're not leaving without you.

Start the countdown!

(Snarling)

Do it!

Okay, Johnny. Go for it.

COMPUTERIZED VOICE:

The captain and his crew

welcome you aboard

this flight to the moon.

The duration of the flight

will be three and a half hours.

And in-flight refreshments--

(Growling)

Yuri! Yuri!

Quick!

Yuri, hurry up.

Ow.

BLACKIE:
Hey, you! Fatso!

Yes, you. Don't you dare

mess with that dog!

Blackie, you came back to save me.

Hey, what else is a girl supposed to do?

(Roaring)

Nine, eight.

You forgot 10.

Okay. Ten,

nine, eight--

Hey, you. Lay off my sheep.

I'm not leaving you ever again.

You mean it?

Yes. I've realized

that there are a lot more

important things in life.

But dreams are important too.

BLACKIE:
Not if we can't share them

with the ones we love.

What about seven?

I said seven.

Well, start over again, just in case.

Okay.

Ten, nine, eight, seven--

(Roaring)

Kanuto, I think--

I think--

I love you.

Nice day for a launch.

Zero. Liftoff.

(Engine sputtering)

People of the moon,

we come in peace.

Pinky's followed us to the moon.

Calm down, you dorks.

I'm here to save you.

I don't believe it.

Yuri's deactivated her.

It wasn't me. It was Blackie.

But how did you know the password?

I didn't.

I was just speaking to Kanuto, and--

You said you loved me.

Yeah.

I've been stupid and selfish.

But from now on,

I don't want to go anywhere without you.

Will you forgive me?

No.

Hmm.

Don't be too hard on her. She came back.

So you don't want to go

to the moon any longer?

You're quite sure?

A part of me still does.

But I'll do whatever you want, Kanuto.

We'll go wherever you decide.

Why did you have that obsession

about the moon?

I could have had anything else I wanted.

And the others didn't seem

to like me much.

But now you've got me.

Yes, but--

But suppose I become ugly.

Will you walk out on me then?

No way.

I want to go back to the farm.

KANUTO:
Come on, let's go home.

(Crying)

MARVIN:
Brothers, sisters.

I call upon you to unite.

This globalization is an infringement

of our liberties.

Sheep, goats, bulls,

cows and mad cows,

bulls, horse and donkeys,

chickens and pullets,

lend me your ears.

All animals are equal.

Down with guard dogs.

Solidarity is life, man.

We may be different species,

but we are united.

GRUMBO:
Hey, you bird brain.

Stop quacking and get down here

and give me 50 push-ups.

When Kanuto ran this place,

no one had to do push-ups.

Get ready to suffer.

Five, four,

three, two--

Whoa, dude!

(Breathing heavily)

What happened to "one"?

When I catch you,

I'm going to give you one

right on the beak.

Excuse me, but he's just

a poor little duck

with certain mental deficiencies

that prevent him

from fully expressing his emotions.

Back off, you fat cow.

Pardon?

Are you looking for a rumble?

(Growling)

Right. Everyone on your faces.

You're all going to eat dirt.

It's push-ups time.

Starting with you, fatty.

(Growling)

You wouldn't appreciate being

treated like that yourself,

would you?

So stop messing with us, you dirty mutt,

or I'll hoof you!

And I'll hoof you up the backside.

All right, guys.

It's catapult time.

Huh?

Uh-oh.

VOSTON:
Are you sure you

don't want to come with us?

We're astronauts.

We're going to build another spaceship.

All of us.

And this time, with Pinky's help.

Thanks for everything, pals.

We're going to miss you guys.

We only have to close our eyes

to see each other.

No, Pinky. Not you.

(Groaning)

Oh, no.

(Laughing)

(Both laughing)

(Whimpering)

(Indistinct chattering)

Whoa.

A one, a two,

a three.

Let go! Wow!

(Grumbo howling)

(Crashing)

BLACKIE:
Even though I'll

probably wake up one day

and still feel like

going to the moon again,

will you still be my boyfriend?

Do you know what I love about you?

No.

Your imperfections.

Mmm... oh.

Do you mind if I give you a kiss?

No.

So long as you stop calling me

"darling."

- Uh.

- Uh--

Ow. Look.

Huh?

(Stammering)

Uh--

(Gasping)

(Barking)

Now there's something

I've never seen before.

(Groaning)

I'm going to create havoc.

I'm a one-dog army.

(Throat being cleared)

Excuse me, young man.

Oh!

(Whimpering)

So, feeling better?

- Huh?

- No?

Don't kill me, pretty please.

Just don't kill me!

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