Pup Page #7

(Groaning)

I presume that this is

your natural colour, am I right?

Yeah. Sure.

Funny question. Why did you ask?

You look like a sensitive soul,

dear boy.

(Purring)

(Chuckling)

KANUTO:
Are you ready?

ALL:
Yeah!

Well, say something.

What do you think?

Uh, it's beautiful?

Oh, yeah. It's interesting.

Cool.

Oh.

What is that thing?

Haven't a clue.

Why is this water such a funny colour?

I told you,

I slung some grenadine in it.

Taste it. It's delicious.

Dude.

I prefer to have minty drinks.

They're better for my milk.

Has anyone seen Blackie?

She's watching TV.

What's that?

(Snorting)

What's it?

Oh, nothing. Just a little moon

I knocked up for her,

in case she has a relapse.

(All mumbling)

WOMAN OVER TV:

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

the moment you've all been waiting for.

The final result. Yes!

Who, out of Sharon or Luna,

will become this year's

new shining star of song?

And the suspense is mounting.

Five, four, three,

two, one.

And it's Sharon.

Yay!

Sharon is our new shining star!

Fantastic.

And what a disappointment for Luna.

(Crying)

BLACKIE:
Oh, no!

Blackie?

(Sniffling)

Blackie, why are you crying?

I've--

I've just seen it, Kanuto.

I've just seen

what I want to do with my life.

I want to be a star!

A rock star!

Quick, a microphone.

Get me a mic!

Oh, no. It's not starting

all over again, is it?

Someone please tell me

it's not starting all over again?!

(Sheep bleating)

(Music playing)

We can fly there

Through the air

We can take off anywhere

- Dear boy, that's not knitting.

- It's rope-wrestling.

It looks dreadful.

It's an abomination.

I thought it would be a bit difficult.

- Right.

- Put down your wool.

Let's go to the moon

Come on, let's go to the moon

(Cow lowing)

(Dog barking)

We can fly there

Through the air

We can take off anywhere

We can stop now, we can stare

We don't need to take good care

Let's go to the moon

Let's go to the moon

You're crazy.

Let's go to the moon

Come on, let's go to the moon

And then do some

Let's go to the moon

You're crazy.

The moon

So crazy.

Let's go to the moon

Come on, let's go to the moon

Ah, ah

Come on, let's go to the moon

Let's go to the moon

Let's go to the moon

Let's go to the moon

Come on, let's go to the moon

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