Pup Star: World Tour Page #3

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- Tonight

- Yeah

- We'll have fun

- Yeah

We'll paint the sky

We'll paint the sky with dragon fire

Everyone across the land

Paw to paw and hand to hand

- Everybody dance

- Everybody dance

Every breed from every nation

It's a four-leg celebration

Everybody dance

Ming can sing!

Raise the woof-woof, China,

because this girl knows

how to bring down the house.

Ming-Ming, you just made Team Paw Paw!

Oh! I'm speechless! Ha-ha.

Ooh! You seeing this?

That's my pup, right there.

She always loved to travel abroad.

So cultural, so sophistimicated.

Like her father,

dog rest his soul.

Miss Maw Maw? We're here to chaperone you

to the Pup Star finale and whatnot.

- My puppy never told me about this.

- [dog] My God.

She knows I love surprises.

Well...

surprise!

Don't spoil the surprise.

Put a blindfold on me.

And then of course my daughter went

to tap school

and everybody said

she was the best in the class.

[Kano] Wow, amazing.

...do it like me

No

- Nobody

- Ain't nobody do it like I do

- Nobody

- It's ruff and it's lyrical

- Nobody

- Feel the vibe that I'm bringing you

[phone buzzing]

Nobody

- Oopsie.

- Hashtag "Sorry, not sorry."

[all laughing]

I promised my duck fans

I'd give up Peking duck as a delicacy,

- so I ordered us everything else.

- [dog on recording] It's P.U.P.

Drop me a message if you like.

That's strange...

Oh. You are done with screens for today.

P.U.P. can wait.

This is Divine Lotus, Tiny.

Six-star dining. Six.

They have that here.

You're right. I'm sure he's just busy.

Running the studio, being a success...

Dinner is served!

More for me.

Now it's your turn

It's such a doggone shame

It's a doggone shame

No one ever played

Played that game

It's so lame

All the same

You know it's a doggone shame

So, what do you think?

Amazing, am I right?

It's not my jam, but all right.

You are so totally

not going to regret this.

[speaks in Spanish]

My... long-lost hermano.

[speaks in Spanish]

My twin brother was lost at sea.

May dog rest his soul.

Si, Julio, Jose is lost.

But our madre had triplets.

Soy Jorge!

[gasps]

And now a special announcement

from Perros de Nuestras Vidas

and Pup Star.

Please welcome the newest contestant

on Pup Star, Julio!

Hola, Pup Star!

Let me introduce Julio to the world.

- How about a little help, dummy?

- Oh, right.

Opposable thumbs.

- How did you learn to fly one of these?

- YouTube videos.

Oh, good, that's comforting.

[Kano and Roland whimpering]

[whimpering]

[all whimpering]

[whimpering]

[warning beeping]

- Oh, God.

- Here we go.

[all whimpering]

You'll never guess who's competing

on Pup Star:
Mexico. Oh, Julio.

The star of Perros de Nuestras Vidas.

He's so handsome.

Oh. You're going to love him.

He's so savvy, so talented.

I did not even know he could sing.

- [speaking in Spanish]

- Ah.

[speaking in Spanish, then sighs]

[Kano whimpering]

[Roland whimpers, then grunts]

- [warning beeping]

- [all whimpering]

[all whimpering]

- [Roland laughs]

- [grunts]

[all whimpering]

[Roland grunts, then pants]

[grunts, then panting]

[groaning]

Why are you spinning?

Amazing. I didn't think

he had enough brains to scramble.

Okay. Let's go, you Bozo.

[groaning]

[both grunting]

- [man 1 groans]

- [Roland grunting]

- Watch where you're going.

- [groans]

- [grunting]

- [man 1 groans]

[man 2]

Hey!

[speaking in Spanish]

Seores and seoritas,

perros and perrasitas,

welcome to Pup Star: Mexico!

[cheering]

You'll have this earpiece. When the judge

asks you questions, I will answer.

When you have to sing, you will lip-sync.

Leave the actual talent up to me.

Seor Bark, I am a professional.

I am Julio, hero to Mexico.

[chuckles]

Maybe on your little soap opera.

Please. Telenovela.

I can do it without your interference,

thank you very much.

You'll do exactly as you're told

or I'll devour you like a taco.

Do I make myself clear?

[gulps]

Crystal.

Crystal clear.

[audience cheering]

He's a crowd favorite. He's the star

of telenovela Perros de Nuestras Vidas...

You're up next, Bark.

Now, dogs and dogettes,

this is not a stunt. We have the Julio!

[cheering]

[shrieks]

Oh, I don't wanna overhype Julio,

- but I'm gonna say Julio... Shh.

- [Rover] Who is Julio, you ask?

Let's find out.

I was born outside the city,

at the dump, where I lived with mi madre,

cuatro hermanos, mi hermanita.

- Until one day I found mi pasin

- Hmm? Huh.

buried deep in the trash.

[strumming]

It was love at first sight.

[strumming]

Then, one day,

the floods came down the auroras,

wiping out mi familia entina in a flash.

[all gasp]

[speaking in Spanish, then sobbing]

Oh, my gosh.

Here come the waterworks.

No family?

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, please.

You lot would cry

if a mic stand fell over.

I said to myself, "Julio?

You must become a star,

in the memory of tu familia."

And I did.

[cheering]

Enough about me.

For now, we sing!

Time to take back Pup Star.

And now, the dog that needs

no introduction, but he requested one...

Julio!

[cheering]

["Tell Me Cuando" playing]

My seorita

Beautiful chica

Like a flower needs the sun

I need you near

Puppy chiquita

You are my vida

When will you look into my eyes

And say the words I long to hear?

- Tell me cuando?

- [backup] Tell me cuando?

When will you love me?

Tell me when you'll dance with me

When will you share romance with me?

- Tell me cuando?

- [backup] Tell me

When will I hold you?

Don't leave me standing here

All alone

My canine corazn

He's pure pasin.

What a voice.

Perro princesa

Don't make me chase you

- Uh-huh.

- [giggles]

Darling, we belong together

Can't you see?

My heart is aching

- I'm yours for the taking

- [backup] Come on, girl

You're the star of all my dreams

- You are my destiny

- [backup] Oh, tell me, tell me

Tell me cuando?

- When will you love me?

- [backup] Cuando?

Tell me when you'll dance with me

When will you share romance with me?

Tell me cuando?

- Yeah!

- When will I hold you?

- Don't leave me standing here

- [audience] Aw.

- All alone

- [backup] All alone

- My canine corazn

- [backup] My canine corazn

Now I want you to sit, raise your paw,

and look directly into Tiny's eyes.

- [backup] Yeah

- Tell me cuando?

Will I ever be the same?

Tell me cuando?

Will you set my heart aflame?

Tell me cuando?

When will you be mine?

My canine corazn

[cheering]

Yes! [laughs]

[cheering]

[laughs]

He's incredible.

[whooping and cheering]

Thank you, my fans!

I cannot believe I, the humble Julio,

[chuckles] am on this stage,

in the presence

of such additional greatness.

[chimes, audience cheering]

[cheering]

Julio, you're my pick.

Welcome to Team Tiny.

[gasps] Tiny.

[speaking in Spanish]

- [in English] I shall not disappoint you.

- We got Julio! We got Julio.

Okay, now take a rose over for Tiny.

[cheering]

Julio is so suave.

What a chump.

I never seen someone act so thirsty.

I don't know, it's working for me.

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